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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Antonio Salieri never killed anyone in his entire life.

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NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

MikeCrotch posted:

Caravaggio killed a guy and got away with it

Exiled and outlawed tho?

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


MikeCrotch posted:

Caravaggio killed a guy and got away with it

caravaggio is #cancelled

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

just remembered when Trump took a classified intel briefing on the dining patio at his country club in front of everyone and his aides lit up the pages using their phone camera flashes

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

NightGyr posted:

Exiled and outlawed tho?

No one likes a smartarse

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

MikeCrotch posted:

No one likes a smartarse

That's not true at all. I have a lot of friends.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Emron posted:

just remembered when Trump took a classified intel briefing on the dining patio at his country club in front of everyone and his aides lit up the pages using their phone camera flashes

or the time he took his phone out to take a pic of some classified intel photography and posted it, and you could see his reflection in it

bio force ape
Apr 3, 2016
Trump shared a photograph of a top secret anti-terrorism dog because he just fucken hates dogs

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Milo and POTUS posted:

No way. I mean, I believe it's possible, but...

There was an area near the parking lot that was set aside because it is believed to contain native artefacts.

The domestic terrorists didn’t have working toilets but did have access to a government heavy machinery.

quote:

“Occupiers appear to have excavated two large trenches and an improvised road on or adjacent to grounds containing sensitive artifacts,” Billy Williams, US attorney, wrote in a Tuesday filing in federal court, outlining the FBI’s findings in its preliminary investigation. “At least one of those trenches contains human feces.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...rican-artifacts

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 01:18 on May 30, 2020

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Volcott posted:

Antonio Salieri never killed anyone in his entire life.

Salieri was actually good friends with Mozart and taught his son music after he died.

He was also the teacher of frickin Beethoven.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Volcott posted:

Antonio Salieri never killed anyone in his entire life.

yeah but F. Murray Abraham loving killed it in the role

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Antonin Scalia died on a hunting lodge toilet

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




When Rudy Guiliani wrote a tweet that got parsed as a URL and claimed it proved Twitter was out to get him.

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1068570837459050496?s=20

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

or the time he took his phone out to take a pic of some classified intel photography and posted it, and you could see his reflection in it

And then everyone was like "well, the president officially has the authority to declassify things, so this is just how he chose to do it this time :shrug:"

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

That time trump bombed Syria and when discussing it the thing he cared most about was the chocolate cake from Mar-a-Lago

bort
Mar 13, 2003

Reagan turned conversion to the metric system into a reaction against Carter.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcaCL4OfoLM

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Flavius Aetass posted:

The sculptor Bernini believed that and would generally just eat fruit so he could walk and eat at the same time

What a dumb-rear end. Had he never heard of sausages, sandwiches, etc?

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


3D Megadoodoo posted:

What a dumb-rear end. Had he never heard of ... sandwiches?

Probably not, he died like 100 years too early.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Pierre Delecto

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Pierre Delecto

:laffo: how had I not heard about that.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

remember when “Amish” was a code word for the n-word


https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1266676305493450752?s=21

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
lake of the ozarks was just now a week ago

time flies when your country is exacting revenge

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bort posted:

Reagan turned conversion to the metric system into a reaction against Carter.

Cannot be remotely overestimated how childish american conservatives are

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Cannot be remotely overestimated how childish americans are

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I got in a fight with a boomer coworker about metric ten years ago and at the end his argument devolved into "I don't want to learn a new thing"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

moist turtleneck posted:

I got in a fight with a boomer coworker about metric ten years ago and at the end his argument devolved into "I don't want to learn a new thing"

Wow you know Shaggar? :eyepoop:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

moist turtleneck posted:

I got in a fight with a boomer coworker about metric ten years ago and at the end his argument devolved into "I don't want to learn a new thing"

I don’t see what’s wrong with that lol

US measurements work fine, are broadly understood here, it’s whatever

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

GalacticAcid posted:

I don’t see what’s wrong with that lol

US measurements work fine, are broadly understood here, it’s whatever

in california during the 90s the department of transportation switched over to metric for all of their plans and stuff

then like 10 years later they switched back, so you get the worst of both

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Lmao didn’t know that

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

moist turtleneck posted:

I got in a fight with a boomer coworker about metric ten years ago and at the end his argument devolved into "I don't want to learn a new thing"

Metric system is like the easiest loving thing.

But keep measuring stuff as football fields and olympic pools.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
I will thanks 👍

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/lindseyadler/status/1266899658162536448?s=21

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

in 2017 kids from white schools would taunt kids from minority schools at sporting competitions by shouting "Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump" at them

not individuals, but the entire student body was doing it

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Filthy Hans posted:

in 2017 kids from white schools would taunt kids from minority schools at sporting competitions by shouting "Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump" at them

not individuals, but the entire student body was doing it

Wouldn't the taunt have worked better the other way around?

e: Oh wait Nazis don't feel shame :doh:

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

The founder of rap genius got fired after annotating Elliot rodgers manifesto with stuff like “I bet his [underage] sister is a dime piece”

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Here lies Elliot

He never scored

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
edit wrong thread

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
love my Harry Potter currency metrics

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I'm a high impact poster with a lot to offer

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