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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

coconono posted:

If you keep molesting the Klondike bars no one else can enjoy then.

What if the Klondike bar committed suicide?

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Pope Corky the IX posted:

What if the Klondike bar committed suicide?

Make a little emoji tweet while licking its corpse

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


coconono posted:

If you keep molesting the Klondike bars no one else can enjoy then.

didnt bram get banned from japan for doing this

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Danny Havoc's wife died recently and he tragically killed himself today. This loving rear end in a top hat decided to post this.

https://twitter.com/newfoundmass/status/1267257959031230465

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
Already gone, though I suspect it's no great loss. Still, I will never understand the thought process behind linking something that ellicts that kind of response without a screenshot. It's guaranteed to get taken down, so it's just a waste of everyones time.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009



Here's a screenshot.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

We are all death match wrestlers, the best of us go out putting over the future, but nobody goes over, face or heel we are all booked to lose.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



This idiot

https://twitter.com/TobeAlbatross/status/1267943571702771712?s=20
https://twitter.com/TobeAlbatross/status/1267946936771833856?s=20
https://twitter.com/TobeAlbatross/status/1267948854676078593?s=20

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Nothing more engaging for a heel? That’s a lack of creativity.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Hell no I will not riot at the wrestling. They sit us way too frickin close, I'd end up elbowing someone's granny and promptly dying from embarrassment.

coconono fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jun 3, 2020

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



That's a stunt granny; she knows how to take a bump

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yeah look closer, she's giving you a big theatrical wink to let you know she's okay.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Just whisper "take a powder" at her when you do it

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012
Chop the drat Granny

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/niceboiiii/status/1267936398935457793

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Nothing more knee slapping than some good old fashioned racism.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





The Croc posted:

Nothing more knee slapping than some good old fashioned racism.

oh no but that poster is black himself so because he approves, it's clearly okay for other black people to see a white person using the n-word on national television. It's just a joke. Like on Top Gear

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Venomous posted:

oh no but that poster is black himself so because he approves, it's clearly okay for other black people to see a white person using the n-word on national television. It's just a joke. Like on Top Gear
Vince McMahon has two daughters, and I hope they both go blind

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
gently caress fictional Russell brand

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

"Tetsuya Naito can't defend his title right now because Japan is still racking up 30 new coronavirus cases a day? Maybe he'll fly halfway around the world to defend his title in the country getting 30,000 new cases a day in A-E-DUB!!!!!"

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
What’s the wrestling scene like in NZ?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Recently we've had some psychopaths harassing women in this thread, let's get some positivity going.

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1268352387510603776

Just kidding here's a crazy opinion.

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1268345986738524162

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
New thread title?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


same

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

one day i hope wrestling will be good enough to deserve it

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



JT Smiley posted:

New thread title?

Seconded

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Whomst among us. Mike Kurtz speaks for the people.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/Blissfan235/status/1268364871541731328

For backstory MarkRedBeliever I guess had been acting like a huge AEW stan but when he saw the BLM opening he switched to NXT.

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/KrisPLettuce/status/1268277526713044996

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/Blissfan235/status/1268364871541731328

For backstory MarkRedBeliever I guess had been acting like a huge AEW stan but when he saw the BLM opening he switched to NXT.

check out that Tom Cotton retweet cut off in the first shot

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/Blissfan235/status/1268364871541731328

For backstory MarkRedBeliever I guess had been acting like a huge AEW stan but when he saw the BLM opening he switched to NXT.

He was originally a WWE stan but switched to AEW when Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch started dating

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

https://twitter.com/porksweats1/status/1268359398734401549

They've rumbled massrafter

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Being accused of being an Asuka fan is pretty funny.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

https://twitter.com/BostonNooga/status/1268358436858793993

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
if the first person you think of when trying to describe somebody as a weird stalker serial killer is steve buscemis character in billy madison, it tells me the only movie you've ever seen is billy madison

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Steve Buscemi was the hero that saved the day in that movie

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
imagining the at least a dozen times in their life that guy has said in conversations, "this reminds me of [thing] from billy madison"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

if the first person you think of when trying to describe somebody as a weird stalker serial killer is steve buscemis character in billy madison, it tells me the only movie you've ever seen is billy madison

They haven't even seen Con Air, what kind of way is that to live? :sigh:

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Jerusalem posted:

They haven't even seen Con Air, what kind of way is that to live? :sigh:

Sounds like they haven't seen a lot of things. A bit like Steve Buscemi's character Crazy Eyes in Mr Deeds

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

imagining the at least a dozen times in their life that guy has said in conversations, "this reminds me of [thing] from billy madison"

Who among us hasn’t considered that HHH running NXT to prove he can run the company doesn’t at least somewhat resemble the plot to the mid 90s classic

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