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Trump
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Trump 94 0.22%
Toop 115 0.27%
Trno 109 0.25%
Tumble 109 0.25%
Torp 42163 98.21%
Treep 106 0.25%
Truro 112 0.26%
Traml 122 0.28%
Total: 637 votes
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Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
it's been said here before but america is seriously primed to embrace fascism

anti-fascist is a terrorist organization in america because america is pro-fascism

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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Joementum posted:

lmao they literally turned off their monitors



ahhahahahhaa

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

all businesses have been advised to close immediately

they know it's coming and they don't care

2020 is loving LIT

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

kid gets shot because he tackled a maniac shooting into the air, is actually in the wrong, more at 11

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
is the president still a huge bitch whos hiding while the nation burns? i didnt feel like working today so i slept in until noon

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmptrmptrmptrptmprmtprmtrpmtprm

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

SHVPS4DETH posted:

james scurlock jumped on Small Business Owner bc HE STARTED SHOOTING A GUN

pigs are saying he shot him in the neck by accident and as such should not be charged

let this city burn, it is nothing less than exactly what it deserves

cmon he was just out in the middle of a crowded protest peacefully discharging his firearm and somebody just happened to get in the way of one of the bullets its really nbd

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


look, he had high blood pressure. if they'd stood him up too fast he would've lost consciousness and died anyway.

edit: I'm sorry for this but if I don't joke about it I might literally go mad

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

whoa no way

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

seems like he meant cops what an odd typo

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost
Why didn't omaha DA just file the charges and then botch the prosecution? Do they want their city to burn that badly?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




i remember this dialog line from half life 2

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.




Nice. Also how am I the only person to vote for truro and traml

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Pead posted:

Why didn't omaha DA just file the charges and then botch the prosecution? Do they want their city to burn that badly?

likely they fear for their safety and/or career if they did even that much

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Pead posted:

Why didn't omaha DA just file the charges and then botch the prosecution? Do they want their city to burn that badly?

national guard was deployed last nite they don't give a gently caress

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Waffle House posted:



Nice. Also how am I the only person to vote for truro and traml

they got added in late and also one of the trumps got edited to toop

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Shear Modulus posted:

likely they fear for their safety and/or career if they did even that much

governor declared a state of emergency bc he knew the game plan

jesus christ

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Lawman 0 posted:


joe biden is gonna sniff americas hair

https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1226907947948761088

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Pead posted:

Why didn't omaha DA just file the charges and then botch the prosecution? Do they want their city to burn that badly?

because the national guard is in town currently and they probably wouldn't try the fucker until next year so it's basically a question of whether they want a riot while the troops are around vs a riot later when they aren't

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pead posted:

Why didn't omaha DA just file the charges and then botch the prosecution? Do they want their city to burn that badly?

They want to shoot more black people

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





*ksshk* the K-Hive IS SECURE — i repeat: the k-hive is SECURE

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
I can't believe 311 is a real band and not a parody of Midwestern rock.


quote:

311 (pronounced "three-eleven") is an American rock band from Omaha, Nebraska. The band was formed in 1988 by vocalist and guitarist Nick Hexum, lead guitarist Jim Watson (a member briefly, before being replaced by Tim Mahoney in 1990), bassist Aaron "P-Nut" Wills, and drummer Chad Sexton. In 1992, Doug "SA" Martinez joined to sing and provide turntables for 311's later albums.

Come the gently caress on!

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I'm also gonna take a wild stab in the dark: you don't have to be a scion of justice to be elected DA in motherfucking Omaha

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


execute order 69

Freelancefogy
Mar 31, 2010

This new season of american horror story is off the hook.

The november finale will really be something.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mdemone posted:

I'm also gonna take a wild stab in the dark: you don't have to be a scion of justice to be elected DA in motherfucking Omaha

what if that were a rule, though

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
glad we had multiple medical experts review the case and determine that if you choke someone until their heart stops and then keep choking them for another three minutes, they will die as a result of the choking

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


they call me

crackus pingus

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

mdemone posted:

look, he had high blood pressure. if they'd stood him up too fast he would've lost consciousness and died anyway.

edit: I'm sorry for this but if I don't joke about it I might literally go mad

embrace the madness

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

cumshitter posted:

is the president still a huge bitch whos hiding while the nation burns? i didnt feel like working today so i slept in until noon

two former American Heroes sleeping in and riding out the storm


interesting

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

William Bear posted:

I can't believe 311 is a real band and not a parody of Midwestern rock.


Come the gently caress on!
?

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

mdemone posted:

I'm also gonna take a wild stab in the dark: you don't have to be a scion of justice to be elected DA in motherfucking Omaha

obviously you don't, you just have to be a huge piece of poo poo

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
journalist: couldn't this be looked at as the bar owner going out armed, threatening the protesters with a gun, and them trying to defend themselves, stopping him from shooting them?

DA: look, people have the right to protect their property

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

"P-Nut"!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Q predicted all of this.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


I should drink tonight lmao

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Waffle House posted:

I should drink tonight lmao

why wait

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