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TheMostFrench posted:I drafted something recently for an open mic set about how I don't drink alcohol and don't like the taste of beer (comedy is best when the crowd can't relate to it, I know). Are you trying to piss off the entire male audience of likely microbrew nerds?
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shitlibs have (conveniently for the status quo) internalized violence never solves anything so they have to protect the property from violence to stroke their shitlib egos also all of that other violence against is just an accidental tragedy that we just have to educate enough people to stop
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Jun 2, 2020 05:40
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Grevling posted:Are you trying to piss off the entire male audience of likely microbrew nerds? loving absolutely.
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TheMostFrench posted:loving absolutely. Post how it goes.
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The Nastier Nate posted:I live in a white and boring suburb so to top it off there has been 0 protests or looters to date. lmao the US shuts off streets because of a box?
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Jun 2, 2020 06:14
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Warmachine posted:Post how it goes.
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Andrast posted:lmao the US shuts off streets because of a box? everywhere has swat teams with bomb specialists, and those guys get super bored what are they supposed to do, not massively overreact to literally nothing?
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Complications posted:everywhere has swat teams with bomb specialists, and those guys get super bored one morning they closed and evacuated my entire highschool because a handyman had left a toolbox on the front steps overnight and the administration lost their poo poo because columbine or something
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Arcteryx Anarchist posted:shitlibs have (conveniently for the status quo) internalized violence never solves anything so they have to protect the property from violence to stroke their shitlib egos they have also internalized the naturalization of violent enforcement of property rights so thoroughly that they don't even understand the contradiction and what this reveals about their core values
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Jun 2, 2020 08:12
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:one morning they closed and evacuated my entire highschool because a handyman had left a toolbox on the front steps overnight and the administration lost their poo poo because columbine or something Everyone remembers that time period when if a random list of names was found in the bathroom of a public school the building was locked down as the school and police told everyone a hit list was found and the guilty people needed to come clean immediately or all sports were cancelled for the year.
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The_Franz posted:do these morons think that their glorious corporate overlords will notice them and shower them with money and status for their bravery and service or something? No. They were just taught as children that you shouldn't damage other people's property because you wouldn't like it if they damaged yours and that's literally the last time they ever thought about it. They don't expect to be rewarded and it wouldn't change their mind if you explained to them that the property is insured because they've internalised that childhood lesson as morality. If you see someone breaking stuff, you stop them because that's wrong.
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Tiggum posted:No. They were just taught as children that you shouldn't damage other people's property because you wouldn't like it if they damaged yours and that's literally the last time they ever thought about it. They don't expect to be rewarded and it wouldn't change their mind if you explained to them that the property is insured because they've internalised that childhood lesson as morality. If you see someone breaking stuff, you stop them because that's wrong. And yet they never internalized "Sharing is caring" or "Randomly murdering people for their skin colour is wrong". Gotta love how capitalism has twisted morality
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Jun 2, 2020 11:52
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Tashilicious posted:And yet they never internalized "Sharing is caring" or "Randomly murdering people for their skin colour is wrong". Capitalism is (unironically) a land of contrasts. The capitalist mind is very skilled at double think.
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Jun 2, 2020 13:16
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Andrast posted:lmao the US shuts off streets because of a box? i found out later it was actually an empty suitcase, but yes
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TheMostFrench posted:I drafted something recently for an open mic set about how I don't drink alcohol and don't like the taste of beer (comedy is best when the crowd can't relate to it, I know). That's also incorrect. Yeast DO fermentation, they aren't fermented themselves. Your phrase should be "fermented barley soda." Edit: also thanks for reminding me why I don't go to open mic nights anymore
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Jun 2, 2020 13:25
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Because of the lack of scientific rigor?
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I've been enjoying a nice alcohol free pale ale lately and it's refreshing as hell. It's basically hop soda
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TheMostFrench posted:I drafted something recently for an open mic set about how I don't drink alcohol and don't like the taste of beer (comedy is best when the crowd can't relate to it, I know). hope you have some jokes in there lol
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Andrast posted:lmao the US shuts off streets because of a box? they will shut down a street for any piece of trash if someone calls in about it, i remember once having to make a detour because someone put a can of paint out for the trash and it got called in
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Jun 2, 2020 14:58
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Continuity RCP posted:I've been enjoying a nice alcohol free pale ale lately and it's refreshing as hell. It's basically hop soda 
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Jun 2, 2020 14:59
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It's good.
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Jun 2, 2020 15:00
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I got this stuff called Wellraiser last year and it is the nicest non-alcoholic drink that tastes like beer I've had in ages ( Not drunk for 8 years due to liking it a bit too much) I've found most non alcoholic beers are not great. This one is really good. https://www.thegrocer.co.uk/new-product-development/molson-coors-moves-into-soft-drinks-with-hopped-sparkling-water-npd/596197.article Rondette has issued a correction as of 15:30 on Jun 2, 2020 |
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Jun 2, 2020 15:10
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germans do a good na beer. I like clausthaler but I also like unsweet tea and ginger beer so idk
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Jun 2, 2020 15:12
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The first step of making a good NA beer is just to know how to make good beer, period.
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Jun 2, 2020 15:13
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I couldnt imagine drinking a non-alcoholic beer, but I'm also a giant baby when it comes to bitterness. Cider is, of course, the superior beverage 
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The_Franz posted:imagine dying to try and save a slightly more upscale walmart the suburban whites believe that anyone who dares disrespect capitalists' property must also disrespect suburban white property, and therefore the filthy anarchist poors are animals who must be brought to heel at the first opportunity. thus major landmarks like the local Target must be defended at all costs, to thwart the thieving hordes before they can disperse into nearby neighborhoods to rob the McMansions and torch their SUVs it's the weaponization of class-consciousness by the wealthy to turn the middle class against the poors, basically. the wealthy (who own a lot of property) teach the middle class (who own a little bit of property) that any threat to the ownership of property is a threat to the middle-class. they teach that law and order and upholding the system are all essential to protecting the property and position of property owners, and thus the middle-class folks who've managed to "earn" a little bit of property by painstakingly navigating and enduring the system become deeply invested in the protection and maintenance of the system, thus becoming unwitting foot-soldiers for the billionaires
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TheMostFrench posted:loving absolutely. thank you for your service
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Peanut President posted:but I also like unsweet tea and ginger beer so idk you say that as though these are weird things to like
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Jun 2, 2020 15:48
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A message from my company's "President & Chief Revenue Officer":quote:I think we all agree, senseless violence and brutality is unacceptable and disgraceful. It is even worse when its committed by someone that’s supposed to protect us. I'm not sure how many other companies would actually encourage people to leave work early to participate in protests.
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Jun 2, 2020 15:56
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anonumos posted:A message from my company's "President & Chief Revenue Officer": My company meanwhile is making people come back into the office this week despite covid, idk why since we can all do our jobs remotely and have been doing them perfectly well for months now (but I have a feeling it has to do with the fact that the CEO reads nothing but fox business news and is always sending links to the whole company from there). I was supposed to go in on Monday but the protests got violent here so they said we'd be working from home until Wednesday, thanks protests!
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Rondette posted:I got this stuff called Wellraiser last year and it is the nicest non-alcoholic drink that tastes like beer I've had in ages ( Not drunk for 8 years due to liking it a bit too much) Big Drop do a good range of non alcoholic crafty stuff. They made a 0.5% imperial mocha stout thing last year that was very good.
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I like Hop Tea
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Honestly, a good NA beer is amazing and better than actual beer. Alcohol makes you feel like poo poo and it's cool to have a tasty beer without feeling dehydrated or headachy
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alcohol makes you Powerful
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MODS CURE JOKES posted:a tasty beer ? ???
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what’s fun about something like hop tea is you can get a weird psychosomatic buzz from it
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anonumos posted:A message from my company's "President & Chief Revenue Officer": I have a few friends who work in the American branch of a French company. They were told "in these trying times, if you need to take some time off to do 'community service,' please do. You know what your community's needs are, so you may take time off for whatever 'community service' you feel needs to be done." I'm half surprised they didn't attach plans for building a guillotine.
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MODS CURE JOKES posted:Honestly, a good NA beer is amazing and better than actual beer. Alcohol makes you feel like poo poo and it's cool to have a tasty beer without feeling dehydrated or headachy I quite like the way alcohol feels but it'd be cool to have a beer with a kava buzz instead, but all the same taste as a normal beer.
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beer tastes bad and even the best tasting beer in my life can't hold a candle to a diet snapple if i wanted to get drunk id mix rum and coke or vodka and cranberry juice
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