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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Arrhythmia posted:

You know you guys are in the OSHA thread, right?
Yes... OSHA IV: Ignore the pig.

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EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Cable Guy posted:

Yes... OSHA IV: Ignore the pig.

:drat:

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Cable Guy posted:

Yes... OSHA IV: Ignore the pig.

Now THAT is a good page snype

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

PinheadSlim posted:

Privately armed individuals don't have the armed backup and intense legal defense police do, so they often show much more restraint.

Also that guy looked like he was properly trained and in charge of the situation, only escalating it as far as it needed and then backing up. If it had been a regular cop it would have been Time Crisis time on the kid and any bystanders in a 90degree cone behind him.

BlueBull
Jan 21, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Sound is mandatory.

This YT channel has a ton of these parachute videos, no deaths AFAIK

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo5OlQ6tui7oBDnqVv33vhw

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


No hazmat placards, stainless tank - It's probably milk

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/MechaDenny/status/1267262534987534336

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Cable Guy posted:

Yes... OSHA IV: Ignore the pig.

Lol

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

shame on an IGA posted:

No hazmat placards, stainless tank - It's probably milk

The people on the brigde reported it was leaking fuel.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

The people on the brigde reported it was leaking fuel.
Hopefully from the fuel tanks. Gonna be an interesting insurance claim if they filled a sanitary stainless milk tanker with gas.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I saw a report that it's a tanker owned by a petroleum transport company.
https://twitter.com/Redpainter1/status/1267238080462966784

EDIT: Also, this implies he was refueling a gas station.
https://twitter.com/mollypeonies/status/1267433306598957056

Uthor fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Jun 1, 2020

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
They haven't tweeted since 2019, so good luck with that.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
OH SHIP!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


The tanker has made the kill and may now feed on its quarry. The tugboats begin closing in, waiting for the larger boat to finish so they may take there share.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Edward IV
Jan 15, 2006


Ship fuckling doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well as truck fuckling. Maybe because 'p' and 'f' are labial consonants and are awkward to say in sequence though I'm no linguist.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.



Any idea which ship in the 7th fleet the captain originally came from?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Edward IV posted:

Ship fuckling doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well as truck fuckling. Maybe because 'p' and 'f' are labial consonants and are awkward to say in sequence though I'm no linguist.

Germanishly: Shi-pfuckling

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Cable Guy posted:

Yes... OSHA IV: Ignore the pig.

lol

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Edward IV posted:

Ship fuckling doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well as truck fuckling. Maybe because 'p' and 'f' are labial consonants and are awkward to say in sequence though I'm no linguist.

Tugfuckler?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/q8gavCu.mp4

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
At least he had a pacifier to absorb the impact

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

"Second edition" is perfect comedy.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

"Truckfuckling" is such a great word and it pains me that I have to be conscious not to say it in everyday conversation.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Horatio Nelson would have been bloody proud of the smaller vessel's captain.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Edward IV posted:

Ship fuckling doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well as truck fuckling. Maybe because 'p' and 'f' are labial consonants and are awkward to say in sequence though I'm no linguist.

Shiphukling.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
gently caress it lets go boatin' *fog horn* *crunnchhh*

or

Rodney Dangerfield-ishly: "hey you scratched my anchor!"

PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

Xakura posted:

"Second edition" is perfect comedy.

The first edition is pretty good on it's own as well.

Click for huge. :v:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

You are the owner-captain of a luxury fifty-foot trawler motoring across the bay with your family and a few friends one balmy summer evening. Off in the distance, beyond the bridge spanning the waterway, you can make out the lights and shape of a containership moving down the channel. Have you ever wondered what action you must take to keep clear of that fast-approaching ship? This book will tell you how to do so quickly.Conscientious skippers are wise to read this book and discover if a ship's radar will pick up a small boat at night. It is fascinating to learn what is taking place on the bridge or down in the engine room of one of these leviathans as it heads your way. Can it be stopped before it hits you? Learn how to protect yourself and your loved ones by reading this book written for the private boat owner/captain.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Nenonen posted:

Horatio Nelson would have been bloody proud of the smaller vessel's captain.

Yeah if I know my naval history that smaller boat is about to win the engagement. Prepare a prize crew, lads!

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


Born to sail with that name

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


amazing; crossing the T hadn't been successfully pulled off since the battle of leyte gulf

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

BattleMaster posted:

amazing; crossing the T hadn't been successfully pulled off since the battle of leyte gulf

gently caress

What's a good cross between :argh: and :golfclap:?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Here are AG's amazing rules for not getting hit by huge ships:

Avoid the big ship. They are much faster than you think, but they won't stop or change course much. They do not see you, and even if they do, they won't do poo poo but honk at you.

Also, consult your maps for nautical channels and only cross them when they are clear. Look both ways before crossing.

You learn that in school over here :colbert:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

WarpedNaba posted:

gently caress

What's a good cross between :argh: and :golfclap:?

Was going to make similar pun, but also beaten...

gently caress.

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

Antigravitas posted:

Here are AG's amazing rules for not getting hit by huge ships:

Avoid the big ship. They are much faster than you think, but they won't stop or change course much. They do not see you, and even if they do, they won't do poo poo but honk at you.

Also, consult your maps for nautical channels and only cross them when they are clear. Look both ways before crossing.

You learn that in school over here :colbert:

We call it the rule of gross tonnage.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

sharkytm posted:

We call it the rule of gross tonnage.

Isn’t it odd to name rules after yourself?

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3cTIhUEyII

quote:

If Boeing or Airbus took up the implementation of this transport, it would have flown on the experimental route in a couple of years. And in 5-7 years, projects would be launched with the ability to transport passengers many times more than they now transport all types of transport on earth together. And note, this would be an ecological clean mode of transport, the motors in the cars are electric, and electricity, as we know, can already be renewable and cheap. On the other hand, this technology was supposed to interest Rolls-Royce, because today it sells aircraft turbines to these two companies for $ 30 million apiece. This is not a typo, for just 30 million one turbine, and this is understandable why, a modern aviation turbine is the most complex product that a person can create, and only a few companies in the world can produce them. And my aircraft, even the largest one, can be built for $ 30 million with its twenty electric motors and a controlled thrust vector, as they say, feel the difference. And electric motors of different classes for such aircraft could be produced in 50 countries, in all but the most backward countries.

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Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsuS0Lyr5gg

Tesla's Autopilot doing a bang-up job as usual

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