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naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Also gently caress cops, loving pig fucks. Found out my grandma died this week and I am so glad she is free of suffering at last I haven't even been able to shed a tear of sorrow it's just pure relief.

Her pig ex husband cut her face off when she tried to leave him so noone would hire her due to the disfigurement (kindergarten teacher) and they protected him and he never suffered any repercussions. He threatened my dad at his work if he came after him he would kill her. Then he took her car and disappeared, noone in my family has heard from him since, except when his pig buddies would show up to menace her every so often and make sure she never forgot when every mirror did that already.

A lifetime of terror perpetrated by people who's entire job is not to protect us but to protect capital.

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the cool posts kid
Jul 24, 2007


oh poo poo that is sickeningly cruel, what an awful man and an awful orginisation supporting him

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

naeka posted:

Also gently caress cops, loving pig fucks. Found out my grandma died this week and I am so glad she is free of suffering at last I haven't even been able to shed a tear of sorrow it's just pure relief.

Her pig ex husband cut her face off when she tried to leave him so noone would hire her due to the disfigurement (kindergarten teacher) and they protected him and he never suffered any repercussions. He threatened my dad at his work if he came after him he would kill her. Then he took her car and disappeared, noone in my family has heard from him since, except when his pig buddies would show up to menace her every so often and make sure she never forgot when every mirror did that already.

A lifetime of terror perpetrated by people who's entire job is not to protect us but to protect capital.

JESUS FICKING CHRIST

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Ausgbs : come for the handball, stay for the atrocities

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

naeka posted:

Also gently caress cops, loving pig fucks. Found out my grandma died this week and I am so glad she is free of suffering at last I haven't even been able to shed a tear of sorrow it's just pure relief.

Her pig ex husband cut her face off when she tried to leave him so noone would hire her due to the disfigurement (kindergarten teacher) and they protected him and he never suffered any repercussions. He threatened my dad at his work if he came after him he would kill her. Then he took her car and disappeared, noone in my family has heard from him since, except when his pig buddies would show up to menace her every so often and make sure she never forgot when every mirror did that already.

A lifetime of terror perpetrated by people who's entire job is not to protect us but to protect capital.

Jesus

Edit: also B would be out

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
whats his name?
show us a pic
interesting thing about roger rogerson relayed to me years ago by staff at Kirconnell... hes got a hypospadius that deformed his dick and he was caught hiding a couple of sim cards in the unsightly mess. said the photo was hilariously gross.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
We called the lowest spot in downball dunny, I guess that came from dunce.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

naeka posted:

Also gently caress cops, loving pig fucks. Found out my grandma died this week and I am so glad she is free of suffering at last I haven't even been able to shed a tear of sorrow it's just pure relief.

Her pig ex husband cut her face off when she tried to leave him so noone would hire her due to the disfigurement (kindergarten teacher) and they protected him and he never suffered any repercussions. He threatened my dad at his work if he came after him he would kill her. Then he took her car and disappeared, noone in my family has heard from him since, except when his pig buddies would show up to menace her every so often and make sure she never forgot when every mirror did that already.

A lifetime of terror perpetrated by people who's entire job is not to protect us but to protect capital.

WHAT

THE gently caress

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

McSpergin posted:

Making potato gems for dinner

You lucky duck...

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

I never met him just know he left AFP for Vicpol when he moved to Gippsland somewhere and would probs be in his 80s now. As far as I know he doesn't even know I exist cause mum and dad were afraid (that's how we ended up hiding in QLD with a small armory for a while) and noone has had any contact since late 80s leaving me the last known in the bloodline on that side.

Praying like gently caress he is already dead and if not doesn't find out about the funeral but since she was a hermit there's probs only going to be about 3 of us there anyways and he would be old and decrepit enough to not be able to scare me.

Back to the regularly scheduled chill out chat now I vented, smoked enough cones last night I feel like I slept a week and woke up with the transformers movie paused at the bit Hotrod is escaping the Quintessons and I'm like hells yes.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
I want one of those enormous superannuation zoom lenses. Doing a roof and renos instead.
1st bunnings outing for 3 months todaywith a kfc punchline.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwBjhgC139I

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
drop box seems to automatically change my startup settings every week or so wtf

how is this thing such an obscene memory hog gently caress you dropbox get in the bin

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
I can feel my hair starting to grow back but can't yet tell what colour it's going to be. Place your bets.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
When my old man lost his hair doing chemo it came back with sudden onset male pattern baldness and I've always assumed he was wearing a toupee for years and was too proud to admit it but I've always been too polite to ask

My guess is purple bc that's my favourite colour btw

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I think I hosed up the fibre balance in the last lot of dog food BC my collies anal glands are hosed up and I keep having to empty them and it's the single most disgusting thing I've done since I was a nightclub glassine

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Wondering if my insta account has been banned after I commented on a thing on the betoota advocate saying that indigenous people should take a leaf from Minneapolis and burn down Surry Hills police station to prove a point

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Bunnings was horrid.
It feels like agrophobia but it was also the clueless shambling retirees. I got a few weeks worth of project bits.
4/10

:350:

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I think I hosed up the fibre balance in the last lot of dog food BC my collies anal glands are hosed up and I keep having to empty them and it's the single most disgusting thing I've done since I was a nightclub glassine

Is this a thing? The fibre balance I mean, because I was at a games night on the weekend and the hosts pug's glands apparently exploded while he was at the table, and this is a regular occurrence.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Small dogs have worse issues with it for whatever reason, it's why dogs lick their assholes. Normally big dogs just do it with their mouths or whatever but sometimes it just gets real bad and they can't get it and I'd pay a groomer but the nearest one is ages away and thinks 5g is a mind control plot anyway so I've just had to do it myself for her a couple of times now

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

tardwrangler posted:

Bunnings was horrid.
It feels like agrophobia but it was also the clueless shambling retirees. I got a few weeks worth of project bits.
4/10

:350:

I popped in too, was not pleasent

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Small dogs have worse issues with it for whatever reason, it's why dogs lick their assholes. Normally big dogs just do it with their mouths or whatever but sometimes it just gets real bad and they can't get it and I'd pay a groomer but the nearest one is ages away and thinks 5g is a mind control plot anyway so I've just had to do it myself for her a couple of times now

cats on the other hand lick their assholes to keep them sparkling clean, which is commitment i can respect

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:



My guess is purple bc that's my favourite colour btw

If it grows back white I will be dyeing it an unnatural colour.

Psyllium husk powder is supposed to be an easy way to add sufficient fibre to bulk out dog stools so that pooping empties the glands. I can't remember the amount to add offhand, but I know I found it on Google. It doesn't cost much at Coles.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Bought some microfibre sheets from Kogan. Will report back when I've slept on them.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Lolie posted:

If it grows back white I will be dyeing it an unnatural colour.

Psyllium husk powder is supposed to be an easy way to add sufficient fibre to bulk out dog stools so that pooping empties the glands. I can't remember the amount to add offhand, but I know I found it on Google. It doesn't cost much at Coles.

The psyllium husk will increase untill general odour improves

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Lolie posted:

If it grows back white I will be dyeing it an unnatural colour.

Psyllium husk powder is supposed to be an easy way to add sufficient fibre to bulk out dog stools so that pooping empties the glands. I can't remember the amount to add offhand, but I know I found it on Google. It doesn't cost much at Coles.

One of my high school teachers did this, she was a grouse teacher too. She came to grandad's funeral, as support for mum (they worked together for 30 odd years).

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I just bought some thermophilic lactobacillus cultures and a cheese mould with followers for pressing.

Gonna knock up a cheese press tomorrow with some bits from Bunnings and a cut up chopping board I got from spotlight, then when the gear arrives gonna make some queso cotija and maybe some queso Oaxaca (similar to fresh mozzarella)

Queso Oaxaca

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Yummo, looking forward to the pics.

femcastra
Apr 25, 2008

If you want him,
come and knit him!
Did a beef stew and then cheesy scone topping to finish in the oven for dinner with the in-laws, very good, would highly recommend.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

femcastra posted:

Did a beef stew and then cheesy scone topping to finish in the oven for dinner with the in-laws, very good, would highly recommend.



That looks well tasty.

Today for me needed a full reset from the beginning of the day. I managed to wake up super super late so that was the day off to a good start then while attempting to eat my lunch this afternoon one of the art rooms had an entire tap assembly come apart and shoot high pressure water at the ceiling. We managed to sort it but trying to find a shut off valve was an adventure but we ended up shutting off the water to the whole school for a short period. At least I managed to get my new tv that I use as a projector set up finally so I can teach CAD properly from now on.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

femcastra posted:

Did a beef stew and then cheesy scone topping to finish in the oven for dinner with the in-laws, very good, would highly recommend.



I like putting a nugget of cheese in the middle of my dumplings for a flavour burst when you bite into them. They look tasty as though.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

femcastra posted:

Did a beef stew and then cheesy scone topping to finish in the oven for dinner with the in-laws, very good, would highly recommend.



That looks tops

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


NRL is back again!

And the crowd goes mild (because it's been bullshit for years)!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Humphreys posted:

NRL is back again!

And the crowd goes mild (because it's been bullshit for years)!

Do you think we can get one of those cardboard cutouts of NVJ into the audience?

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
NRL has been bullshit since they changed the scrum rules to basically just be a big tickle party turnover.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

femcastra posted:

Did a beef stew and then cheesy scone topping to finish in the oven for dinner with the in-laws, very good, would highly recommend.



Goddamn that looks good.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do you think we can get one of those cardboard cutouts of NVJ into the audience?

Some people got serial killers on so I think it shouldn't be a problem

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jun/01/australia-nrl-fan-in-the-stand-cardboard-cutouts--hitler--mass-murderer-harold-shipman

EDIT: Goon Project Time?

https://www.thefaninthestand.com.au/

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Jun 4, 2020

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Having one of those days where I'll be lucky to get more than one thing done. I need a blood test, so I guess that's going to be the one thing.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Lolie posted:

Having one of those days where I'll be lucky to get more than one thing done. I need a blood test, so I guess that's going to be the one thing.

So friday?

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Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

That beef stew has inspired me. I just remembered we have an overabundance of onions in the pantry so I'm gonna make onion soup tomorrow. I'll have to duck out and get some bread and gruyere later today.


The farts will be glorious.

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