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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Can somebody make that .gif play in reverse?

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Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎
// there was a dumb joke here. It’s gone now.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Everything about dogs is so good.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

Can somebody make that .gif play in reverse?

https://i.imgur.com/TX8pdui.mp4

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

This is how hotdogs are made.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/xqkCWTP.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/YqNKSGn.mp4

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.





Imgur is a pain to use on mobile

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

AFewBricksShy posted:


Imgur is a pain to use on mobile

Here you go

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

pik_d posted:

Here you go



dude was a loving rear end in a top hat

some power move poo poo, it's so stupid.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That dude does seem like an rear end in a top hat and he's lucky to have lived back then, by now he would have been #metoo'ed as hard as Weinstein himself.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Phlegmish posted:

That dude does seem like an rear end in a top hat and he's lucky to have lived back then, by now he would have been #metoo'ed as hard as Weinstein himself.

yeah he used to pull out his literal huge dick to gently caress with people.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

He was known for forcing aides and underlings to give briefings and have face to face conversations while sitting on the toilet taking a dump, as well.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

MrYenko posted:

He was known for forcing aides and underlings to give briefings and have face to face conversations while sitting on the toilet taking a dump, as well.

Look he's a busy guy. Who amongst you haven't talked to someone while making GBS threads? How many of you are making GBS threads right now?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

VelociBacon posted:

Look he's a busy guy. Who amongst you haven't talked to someone while making GBS threads? How many of you are making GBS threads right now?

I poo poo every time I post

https://i.imgur.com/kYBBbli.mp4

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




Oh poo poo. Isn't that stuff kept in glass bottles? :ohdear:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Unperson_47 posted:

Oh poo poo. Isn't that stuff kept in glass bottles? :ohdear:

Not frequently. Stupid is mainly stored in the brain.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Wasabi the J posted:

yeah he used to pull out his literal huge dick to gently caress with people.

If this is what he was doing to his male peers, in public, I can only imagine what those 1960's secretaries had to go through.

Unless of course he was gay, which actually would explain a lot now that I think about it.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

VelociBacon posted:

Look he's a busy guy. Who amongst you haven't talked to someone while making GBS threads? How many of you are making GBS threads right now?

I use every work meeting we have online as a chance to take my morning dump. It feels appropriate.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



edit:nvm

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/xzDWMXs.gifv

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


https://i.imgur.com/T4D9P9C.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/VkdvxxC.mp4

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Pshhh I could do that, just don't want to.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Most places near me just have a nonrefundable bullshit fee now instead of a deposit

They'll still try to get you for charges if you gently caress poo poo up though

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/X2I8dv5.gifv

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




Could he have done that if a shark's skin wasn't smooth? I don't think so.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA


aw, it's Jaws but in reverse!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
If you drag a fish backwards by the tail through the water you can easily drown it. Gills are not meant to work in that direction.

I mean, that particular shark apparently wanted to die anyhow

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NeglectedPiercingDartfrog-mobile.mp4

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I can only dream of being this cool

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

Oh. Oh God. No. No.

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

"Do you know what time it is? Isn't it awful early for all this hammering?"

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



I kind of want to know the purpose of this. Is it just some kind of calisthenics?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Goon Boots posted:

I kind of want to know the purpose of this. Is it just some kind of calisthenics?

Hand Jive but make it military

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnhealthyAgileBaldeagle-mobile.mp4

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Goon Boots posted:

I kind of want to know the purpose of this. Is it just some kind of calisthenics?

Have you never heard of a circle jerk?

squeeze the big one
Apr 23, 2005

Hair Elf
https://i.imgur.com/rjqizrb.mp4

squeeze the big one has a new favorite as of 22:04 on Jun 4, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

why would you post this?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/BStW4Kr.gifv

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pffft, I don't see what's so great.

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