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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Andrast posted:

Go hang around in the Gut

very nice and friendly zone

well now i wont

i checked back in with the slaver town i raided and killed the leader of



the whole town is destroyed lol

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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjDO1Wan7Pg

EGI resurrected this franchise single handedly.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Gripweed posted:

Oh yeah I forgot about that thing. Did it come out? Is it good?
they were trying to rush it out in the time between the start of coronamania and the point everything got shut down. I think they got the first run of them out of the factory before quarantine, but those are all earmarked for devkits

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

When the hell are we going to get more info on Elden Ring? I'm sick of random websites constantly showing on my news feed with headlines like "Everything We Know About Elden Ring" and it's always next to nothing.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

probably when there isnt a global pandemic and rioting would be my guess

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

george rr martin checks the news and goes, "oh, thank goodness, i've got another few months' time"

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Stux posted:

probably when there isnt a global pandemic and rioting would be my guess

So all videogames are cancelled forever then. Took them long enough.

grieving for Gandalf posted:

george rr martin checks the news and goes, "oh, thank goodness, i've got another few months' time"

How many times a day does he get emails saying "We're all stuck at home George! You have no excuses left! FINISH THE drat BOOKS"

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

AceOfFlames posted:

How many times a day does he get emails saying "We're all stuck at home George! You have no excuses left! FINISH THE drat BOOKS"

I am like 2 books behind on that series currently. I don't see myself wanting to finish reading it myself, and Game of Thrones season 8 did not help with that.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

I said come in! posted:

Yeah that was pretty embarrassing. I don't understand how their community manager managed to completely overlook researching the site beforehand, especially since they claimed to not even know what 4chan was, so they just kinda blindly decided this would be a good idea on a site they had no exposure to.
They were lying when they said they didn't know what it was

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Spring Break My Heart posted:

They were lying when they said they didn't know what it was

Honestly I believe you, and know deep down this is the truth.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

I said come in! posted:

Honestly I believe you, and know deep down this is the truth.

Didn't the Nordic people make an explicit reference to some 4chan specific racist meme at some point during the AMA?

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

I said come in! posted:

I am like 2 books behind on that series currently. I don't see myself wanting to finish reading it myself, and Game of Thrones season 8 did not help with that.

I went to a GRRM book signing once, and he asked me how I'm enjoying the show (it was in the middle of the first season airing). I said I didn't watch it because I was sure he'll finish the books first soon enough and then I'll be able to watch the adaptation and he gave me a very weird look

Weedle
May 31, 2006




the season 8 fiasco was a calculated move by grrm to get everyone to stop giving a poo poo about it so he can die in peace

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
One thing I've had to accept recently is when someone doesn't want to do something and they also don't need to do that something, it's not going to happen.

GRRM doesn't want to write the ASOIAF series anymore, so it's futile to hope for any more books to come out until he suddenly starts wanting to again. That may happen on a whim, but more likely it will happen when he finally realizes "oh poo poo I may actually die before I can finish this series, time to get these knocked out".

But even then, he may not care enough to do it.

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
GRRM and Pat Rothfuss are having a competition to see who can put out less work. They've traumatized me into never starting partial series ever again.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


the last two asoiaf books were bad anyway

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Stux posted:

well now i wont

i checked back in with the slaver town i raided and killed the leader of



the whole town is destroyed lol

The Gut is full of beak things

i'm absolutely never going there again (one my dudes lost a leg there)

Andrast fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Jun 4, 2020

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

im going to predict the gameboy that you, by design, forget about until you see it while you're cleaning and go oh yeah there's a new game to download this month and then you play for 5 minutes before going back to other stuff. isn't going to be that interesting. just my guess

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

it has a crank

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

it has a crank but it doesn't have a backlight. they suggest getting a reading lamp if you want to play at night

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

But it can run Doom

https://twitter.com/NicMagnier/status/1267144174756925442

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i know the word hipster got overused and abused to the point where it was rendered basically meaningless but i cannot look at a single image of that device and not just immediately think "hipster gameboy"

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

my fun game ideas for the crankboy

warioware: crank it
monster hunter meat cooking sim
music box rhythm game

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

you don't even need to look at it to think that, it's a joint project between panic and teenage engineering

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

panic, the developers of the hipster ftp client

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Help Im Alive posted:

my fun game ideas for the crankboy

warioware: crank it
monster hunter meat cooking sim
music box rhythm game

SEGA Bass Fishing reboot.
Dishonored game where you play as the anti magic guys
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

when a new game downloads to your crank you have to kiss the screen and say thank you panic. it is an honor to receive this joy

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Panic! At the D-Pad.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Help Im Alive posted:

my fun game ideas for the crankboy

warioware: crank it
monster hunter meat cooking sim
music box rhythm game

Ratchet & Crank

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

hipster is a word dorks use when someone isnt a dork so i dont think the very dorky gameboy is hipster

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

I'm pretty sure my dishwasher can run doom at this point

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

it's more twee than hipster

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

can't wait to crank it to a galge

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?
Woah, didn't realize the Game.com was making a comeback.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/NicMagnier/status/1267844459414372353

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Stux posted:

hipster is a word dorks use when someone isnt a dork so i dont think the very dorky gameboy is hipster

"handlebar mustaches and suspenders are cool" -forums poster stux

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005




Videogame industry: saved.

Last 2 games I finished: DOOM (2016) and Domina.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Cowcaster posted:

"handlebar mustaches and suspenders are cool" -forums poster stux

what is this 2010. people now use the word hipster to describe "people with pants that fit properly"

Weedle
May 31, 2006




games i finished recently:
the witcher 3: wild hunt - rules
the witcher 3: hearts of stone - rules
grand theft auto v - almost good
yakuza 0 - rules
yakuza kiwami - rules
assassin's creed: black flag - pretty good
deadly premonition - rules

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Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Stux posted:

what is this 2010. people now use the word hipster to describe "people with pants that fit properly"

Hipsters are moms and dads now.

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