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Anne Frank Funk posted:The crysknife I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I "ride a worm" with a bro who also has a crysknife. It gives me confidence in the erg, sietch, spice orgy, etc. Nobody knows it's a special crysknife but me and my bros. I have seen it glow white while riding with a bud thats how I know this is real. You can come over for as long as you want but I need a solido of you preferably wearing a crysknife before I waste my time. No gholas, please
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The spice mound expanded then exploded, filling his nostrils with the pungent odor of beefswelling.
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Phlegmish posted:Thirstiest SF writer is Philip José Farmer, right? Didn't read much of his stuff, but all of it seemed to involve erotic adventures of some kind, including one where an alien insect thing disguises itself as a sexy human woman to harvest his seed (?). I'm making it sound worse than it is, it's actually pretty benevolent, I should check out more of his books It may not count as 'thirsty' per se since the human participants are uncomfortable about it all, but Octavia Butler's Xenogenesis trilogy is all about human-alien sex and all that entails.
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Hey baby you wanna ride the worm I was warned that Herbert would get hornier farther along in the Dune series, but I'm already at Heretics of Dune and I'm honestly not noticing it so far.
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Imagine 3,500 years of repressed horniness carefully guided by an immortal virgin worm now unleashed upon the galaxy. If you're starting heretics you should be about to hit the parts where you go "ohhhh that's what they meant."
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Pretty sure leto ii hosed around before going full worm also: heretics is not quite as horny as people claim
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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:The spice mound expanded then exploded, filling his nostrils with the pungent odor of beefswelling. Fremen are encouraged not to waste any water. read: lots of orgy swallowing. Unfortunately, Fremen cum tastes like a shot of Fireball which is why you need to get wasted on WoL first
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Pretty sure the whole point of sietches is that Fremen can take it relatively easy for a bit with the water disipline, since good ones are airtight habitats. Though I imagine they'd have trouble with the idea of mopping. But it is said that sietches stink.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Pretty sure the whole point of sietches is that Fremen can take it relatively easy for a bit with the water disipline, since good ones are airtight habitats. Though I imagine they'd have trouble with the idea of mopping. But it is said that sietches stink. Once you pass through the sphincter losing moisture becomes less of an issue
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These are people that literally drink each other's blood to survive, I don't think they care much that the cave smells a bit dank
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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:Pretty sure leto ii hosed around before going full worm
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 Have Orthodox Herbertarian.
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BEEFSWELLING? Not BEEFSWELLINGS? I got to be honest, I'm pretty disappointed there is only one.
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We have beefswelling the likes of which God Himself has never seen!
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Beef Swellington would be a good username
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Where the gently caress is my trailer god drat it
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Good soup! posted:Where the gently caress is my trailer god drat it book 7, Trailers of DUNE
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The Bloop posted:Beef Swellington would be a good username Now there's a guy who knows how to party.
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Beef Swellington played by Reb Brown
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Man that juice stain poo poo is wack but also cool so everyone else knows to avoid the fucjing nerds
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Juice of Sapho IN THE BOTTLE
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Swellington Yueh.
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Anne Frank Funk posted:Juice of Sapho IN THE BOTTLE
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u walked on a desert with wormsign on it ! wormsign is warm lol , u are banned from coming in our sietch . u complain everywhere u go ...
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Shai-Hulud you have eaten 20,000 of my kinsmen, but I'm too scared to do anything about it
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Another image deserving of the Lynch Dune theme on kazoo.
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Lmfao I have the double set with theatrical and extended versions of Dune and I've never watched the extended one before now. This prologue is hilariously insane, it's still going. And I guess it's all just over preproduction artwork?
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I had a sudden desire to see that with stimpire.txt being read out over it
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Anne Frank Funk posted:Juice of Sapho IN THE BOTTLE Counterpoint: sapho on tap
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Murray Mantoinette posted:Counterpoint: sapho on tap treide ous couldn’t strike a deal with the Sapho company to get a tap set up going. Now though with their new opportunity to provide hot spice to navigators, they may be able to renegotiate. Unless Mr Vladimir Hark Onnen from the nearby plot intervenes.
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Synnr posted:Lmfao I have the double set with theatrical and extended versions of Dune and I've never watched the extended one before now. This prologue is hilariously insane, it's still going. I liked the prologue.  <-imagine this is Stilgar glowering at you.
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phasmid posted:I liked the prologue. Did you like that they still included irulans prologue too? (It's weirdly playing when Paul is approached by gurney & co as though he's watching it after looking up dune on his little tablet computer thing) The butlerian jihad prologue is just strange, and states a bunch of stuff that doesn't make any sense in context of the books and all that. I did like that the robot servants looked like cyclons, mostly because I was so incredulous I think. Angry navigator is delightful, if again kind of not-right. I didn't flip to the theatrical release, am I wrong in remembering he doesn't rant at the emperor in that?
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Synnr posted:Did you like that they still included irulans prologue too? Perhaps I should have clarified that I liked it but that it seemed to play loose with the story. It can be charming when people do that (as with the Encyclopedia and other fan fictions) or it can suck, like what the Hackfrauds of Dune publish on a seemingly monthly basis. And yeah, in the books the navigators are in the background until the very end. I think the purpose of him chewing the Emperor out was to give the audience a bit more to go on ("this is a really complex political situation") by way of exposure.
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Bubblyblubber posted:I was trying to find Duncan's quote about his sword training and enemies being leaves in the path of whatever the gently caress who cares, but ended up striking the mother lode of Duncan avatar material on the wiki: uh  Duncan doesn't let a single fantasy property stand in his way when he's hunting
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kiimo posted:Fremen are encouraged not to waste any water. read: lots of orgy swallowing. Unfortunately, Fremen cum tastes like a shot of Fireball which is why you need to get wasted on WoL first blinding myself and going into the desert after reading this post
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Shageletic posted:uh Prince HumperDunck
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