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take the moon

by sebmojo

Goons Are Great posted:

Help I did it again, I drank too much coffee and am going wild on caffeine now

I'm very sure I can see demons from the third elemental plane right now

ur doing it rite lol. This is me at work since the other dude started bringing in instant coffee

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


instnat coffee is chaos in a cup

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


my thumb keep hurting in new ways. I guess I really cut the everloving f*uck out of it :(

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Heather Papps

hello friend


take the moon posted:

Sorry to livepost this

we live, and we post. sometimes there's a crossover between circumstances. i enjoyed your short story very much, btw.


ALSO the scent of the eve is lilac. i should have taken a photo but on a bike ride today i noticed a rock outcrop that has white, deeeeep purple, and a paler colour lilac growing on it, and i wondered about ph levels while enjoying the scent of summah



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


Doctor Dogballs posted:

instnat coffee is chaos in a cup

me, to my cup of bubbling crystals the morn after real coffee runs out

"are... are u poison?"
*sips*
"yes this is deadly"
*sips again*



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


take the moon posted:

k I'm technically in emerge. I guess I'm chill lol. Sorry to livepost this

take care of yourself, we love you


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

i love the goblin thread so much


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Stoner Sloth

owlhawk911 posted:

i love the goblin thread so much







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Goons Are Gifts

owlhawk911 posted:

i love everyone here so much


Stooge


peeling back the lid of some cream that I've had open for two weeks and feelin' like Indiana Jones exploring a tomb



Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
G'morbning

Stooge


is g'mungo still a thing



Trying

I don't think they ever fixed that leak, I think the dude upstairs just doesn't shower all that much

Goons Are Gifts

gullnado going over here


alnilam

gOoD mAnGo



ty manifisto

City of Glompton

:coffeepal:


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
A pizza is a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is actually left

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

:beerpal:

Goons Are Gifts

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

A pizza is a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is actually left

You know how long I haven't eaten pizza? Four years. You know how much I'd love to? All of it.

I'll eat a pie chart if I have to


Ass-penny

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

A pizza is a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is actually left

What if they cut it into squares?
GaG go eat a pizza, buddy. You deserve it.

Escape From Noise

People who cut round pizzas into square slices are monsters

okiedoke

I am the Doke to the Okie
:coffeepal: it's pouring outside today.

Heather Papps

hello friend


good mungo to you! yes you!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
howdy orbs. woke up feeling depressed and anxious for no reason. Anybody got any emergency cat gifs?



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

People who cut round pizzas into square slices are monsters

I will fight you in the street, party cut is the way to go :colbert:

Escape From Noise

Kief Richards posted:

I will fight you in the street, party cut is the way to go :colbert:

Oh. It's on

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Goons Are Great posted:

You know how long I haven't eaten pizza? Four years. You know how much I'd love to? All of it.

I'll eat a pie chart if I have to

Brother come to the US we have pizza in the big green egg right now

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Seriously though I just really like square pizza because then it makes me feel very accomplished when I eat three slices

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

pizza slices should be so giant that u have to fold it in ur hands to eat them imo

more falafel please

forums poster

Kief Richards posted:

Seriously though I just really like square pizza because then it makes me feel very accomplished when I eat three slices

it's the variety! you got edge pieces: good! corner pieces: good! middle pieces: good! all good, all different!




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






more falafel please

forums poster

party squares only works for really thin crackery crust like chicago tavern style though. cutting like an NY style pizza in squares would be a mess




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


more falafel please posted:

party squares only works for really thin crackery crust like chicago tavern style though. cutting like an NY style pizza in squares would be a mess

I mean fair but I love cracker pizza because St Louis style best

take the moon

by sebmojo
I'm home. Whole thing was kind of an epic fail lol

I watched the new gits on the hosp TV system and it was p bad lol

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Goons Are Gifts

I'd take a pizza bath anytime

I mean probably until I'm in it so that I realize that it's a rather nasty and bad idea that probably feels mainly like fat and the weird consistency of molten cheese


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

a pizza bath sounds.. really bad actually, i have zero interest in that


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Heather Papps

hello friend


i like anchovies, but i totally understand folks disgust.

pizza is neat because it's universally adored but there are a bunch of ingredients that will turn it from a persons favourite thing in the world to something that makes them sick to even hear about



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Khanstant
the part of pizza i love most is sauce and they usually dont put enough

very nice i like

I CANT RESIST SHITTING UP THE BIG BOOBS THREAD WITH MY RANDOM FUCKING MONKEY CHEESE BULLSHIT! IF YOU SEE ME, FUCK ME UP.

Heather Papps posted:

i like anchovies, but i totally understand folks disgust.

pizza is neat because it's universally adored but there are a bunch of ingredients that will turn it from a persons favourite thing in the world to something that makes them sick to even hear about

I told my friend who used to work at domino's that I like pineapple on it, and he guffawed and told me I might as well dip my pizza in water if I wanted it to taste that way lol

Khanstant
lol you know water, the famous tropical tasting liquid

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biosterous




okay last night i had a dream: there was this disney dating sim, and a guy was complaining online that it didn't fit with the established disney lore very well at all! and the specific example he gave was an achievement/ending where you paired up Belle and Lumiere, and it was called "Beauty and the Feast"

i'm so proud of my subconscious, every single part of that is plausible and ends with a pun.



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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