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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That's definitely exterior design but I'm intrigued

edit: gently caress

edit:


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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


I think all of that stuff is from CB2 lol

looks comfy tho

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I wouldn't mind some thick plank laminate.

I think that's not a done thing.

Metaline posted:

Ohhhhhhh. Just noticed no balconies, either. Somebody ran out of money, oof.

Praise Allah.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "cavernous"
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/138-Plum-St-West-Barnstable-MA-02668/55856400_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1715-15th-St-NW-APT-5-Washington-DC-20009/404825_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3918-Skyline-Dr-Morganton-NC-28655/227238534_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/67-E-11th-St-APT-306-New-York-NY-10003/244753059_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/222-Southwood-Dr-Kingsport-TN-37664/42458975_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/80-Driftwood-Ln-Trumbull-CT-06611/57401428_zpid/ this great room is bigger than my apartment

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/257-Granada-Rd-West-Palm-Beach-FL-33401/46935167_zpid/ look at this ceiling oh my god

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/27-Main-St-Sheffield-MA-01257/56815755_zpid/ click here 4 more sexy planks


bonus: this is what a "cavernous walk-in closet" looks like in Manhattan apparently

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


what in the gently caress is this poo poo

it's like if AI tried to design a giant room

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i love these mega mcmansions with huge purposeless rooms


It's like their only real hobby was wishing for more space. Now they've caught the car.

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

actionjackson posted:

what in the gently caress is this poo poo

it's like if AI tried to design a giant room

It’s a weird big room that’s probably over a garage.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

BigFactory posted:

It’s a weird big room that’s probably over a garage.

It's almost certainly the top floor of a barn. Whether it's still a barn or not is the real question, as it was quite a trend to turn barns into houses in the early 2000s - to the point of some of them being barns that weren't even on the property to begin with but trucked in after being disassembled from elsewhere.

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now

Youth Decay posted:

bonus: this is what a "cavernous walk-in closet" looks like in Manhattan apparently


I’d love to have this closet look at that storage

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Motronic posted:

It's almost certainly the top floor of a barn. Whether it's still a barn or not is the real question, as it was quite a trend to turn barns into houses in the early 2000s - to the point of some of them being barns that weren't even on the property to begin with but trucked in after being disassembled from elsewhere.

None of you are correct. It's actually the attic of an 1830 Greek Revival that was probably finished sometime mid-20th century.

note the top window
I mentioned sexy planks because the floor on the second level looks like this

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Oh nice, it's the beams that threw me off. I don't know how greek revival was typically built, but "pegged mortice and tenon" was not something I would have expected.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Is the Greek revival part mainly reflected in the design of the roof? Otherwise it looks pretty colonial.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

actionjackson posted:

Is the Greek revival part mainly reflected in the design of the roof? Otherwise it looks pretty colonial.

and the hilarious fake column trim

it's a pretty crappy low budget greek revival

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

this is a really high end clothing and interior design store here in Minneapolis.

https://www.martinpatrick3.com/furnishings

I've been there a few times - their furnishings page is mostly modern, lots of good stuff like Knoll but some of it is pretty uhh..

(I've never heard of Mitchell Gold + Bob Williams - some sort of membership store for modern furniture?)

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actionjackson fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jun 5, 2020

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

actionjackson posted:

what in the gently caress is this poo poo

crossfit

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

gschmidl posted:

Clearly located [



Does Alberta not have building codes for railings? Someone is going to fall to their death off of those stairs.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



MetaJew posted:

Does Alberta not have building codes for railings? Someone is going to fall to their death off of those stairs.

And put out an eye on the way down!

sorry, couldn't resist.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Youth Decay posted:

None of you are correct. It's actually the attic of an 1830 Greek Revival that was probably finished sometime mid-20th century.

note the top window
I mentioned sexy planks because the floor on the second level looks like this


I want to waifu this house

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "cavernous"



This but put up only Giger paintings.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


gschmidl posted:

This but put up only Giger paintings.

:hmmyes:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

gschmidl posted:

This but put up only Giger paintings.

Zillow search term: "cathedral of mega horny"

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

gschmidl posted:

This but put up only Giger paintings.

One easy trick to improve any modernist house.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
This is much more impressive if you imagine that you're laying on the floor, looking up at the ceiling. Escher!


https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISb522u61hk0lf1000000000.jpg

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Jun 6, 2020

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Youth Decay posted:

zillow search is dumb and doesn't do Boolean so I can't search for "wide plank floor" without 10,000 irrelevant results but I do have these bad boys for you
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2500-Pickwick-Rd-Baltimore-MD-21207/36627740_zpid/ lovely old stone house in Baltimore


I loving love this house even though it is directly adjacent to dumped-bodies-and-drugs park

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Mocking Bird posted:

I loving love this house even though it is directly adjacent to dumped-bodies-and-drugs park

I feel like Baltimore is underrated in terms of how much cool old architecture is there, not just in the city with the unique varieties of rowhomes but in the old inner suburbs/towns with houses built of locally-quarried stone. And Tudors, so many Tudors....

The Zillow search term of the day is "shoji"
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/600-Colonel-Shaws-Way-North-Augusta-SC-29860/80623530_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18527-Normandy-Ter-SW-Normandy-Park-WA-98166/48982979_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/236-Williamsburg-Dr-Longmeadow-MA-01106/56186518_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6351-Baja-Vista-Dr-Somis-CA-93066/2081546604_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/987-Cedar-Swamp-Rd-Coventry-CT-06238/58988975_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/26921-N-State-Highway-1-Hwy-Fort-Bragg-CA-95437/2080765037_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Rahm-Acreage-343-Blucher-SK-S7K-1P3/2079559766_zpid/ if you're gonna have an open en-suite putting the toilet in a public restroom stall kinda ruins the vibe imo

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5885-N-North-County-Rd-1460E-Charleston-IL-61920/116058086_zpid/ I don't really like this MCM renovation, it seems "busy", like they put too many different materials and finishes in it

ntan1
Apr 29, 2009

sempai noticed me
Shoji is completely and totally my style (as an Asian, really like Japanese architecture/style), but most of the houses there are overdoing it. A good use of washitsu requires quite a bit of minimalism. The focus should be on the wood, siding, and trim, not all of the other dumb poo poo people are trying to mix it with. IE, second image probably works. Most of the others, not so much.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

the floor lamp in the last pic is cool

https://hivemodern.com/pages/product11464/tolomeo-maxi-floor-lamp-michele-de-lucchi-artemide

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Shoji are nice and good if you don't have little kids or pets or put your bed right next to it and roll in your sleep and punch through the paper like an idiot (me)

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

gschmidl posted:

This but put up only Giger paintings.

I'd accept some tasteful, massive Beksinskis

lavaca
Jun 11, 2010

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "shoji"
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5885-N-North-County-Rd-1460E-Charleston-IL-61920/116058086_zpid/ I don't really like this MCM renovation, it seems "busy", like they put too many different materials and finishes in it


This is definitely one of the better examples of the "furniture company showroom" school of staging. I counted seating for at least 40 people, not including toilets and the exercise bike. Is there a Design Within Reach distribution center nearby?

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007



This is legit cool. I assume it used to be a chapel?

Edit: Or I could read the link :downs:

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "penny tile"
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/208-Park-St-Morgantown-WV-26501/22895091_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3537-Ainslie-St-Philadelphia-PA-19129/10382098_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7028-Spring-Valley-Rd-Dallas-TX-75254/26848517_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1532-W-Calle-Kino-Tucson-AZ-85704/8427228_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5507-Link-Ave-Austin-TX-78751/29409266_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/240-Lombard-St-APT-437-San-Francisco-CA-94111/15064147_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/401-Glenford-Wittenberg-Rd-Bearsville-NY-12409/32843175_zpid/


and some literal penny tile
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/725-Munich-Dr-Bismarck-ND-58504/78385604_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/513-N-Alameda-Ave-Muncie-IN-47303/99102838_zpid/

peanut
Sep 9, 2007



I'm angry about this kitchen layout.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "penny tile"
Ah yes, for the times in life when you think "I wish I had more grout to clean."

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Oops! All grout

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
You guys bitch so often about cleaning grout that it's like you've never heard of epoxy grout and its corresponding sealants

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Something about tile in a closet really rubs me the wrong way

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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



this looks like a bitch to clean

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