Please, post in this thread

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Stoner Sloth

Literally A Person posted:

Finally. My time is here. It's time to shine.

another BYOB success story! :toot:

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# ? Jun 9, 2020 01:59

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:02

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

nut posted:

i actualy kinda dont wanna post in it

You will post in this thread and you will LIKE it

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# ? Jun 9, 2020 02:03

nut

i like it but i will not post itt

# ? Jun 9, 2020 02:10

Rod Hoofhearted: I am a ghost

Literally A Person posted:

REPORT YOU TO THE MODS WHO I AM TOTALLY FRIENDS WITH AND THEY LIKE ME SO THEY'LL PERMABAN YOUR rear end SO FAST YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW IT UNTIL YOU DO!!!11!!

Literally A Person posted:

OH SON OF BITCH!!! WHY WOULD THE MODS DO THIS TO ME THE MOST LEVEL HEADED AND NOT ANGRY GOON!!?!?!?!?!((

# ? Jun 9, 2020 02:12

Rod Hoofhearted: I am a ghost

Literally A Person posted:

Finally. My time is here. It's time to shine.

Nah, dawg, you fuckin' suck.

And your posting gave me herpes.

# ? Jun 9, 2020 02:13

Khanstant

a ghost with herpes well i never

# ? Jun 9, 2020 02:15

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

LabyaMynora posted:

Nah, dawg, you fuckin' suck.

And your posting gave me herpes.

No. My Chill. I can feel it leaving my body. YOU HVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!

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# ? Jun 9, 2020 02:21

Rod Hoofhearted: I am a ghost

Literally A Person posted:

No. My Chill. I can feel it leaving my body. YOU HVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!

I gave you a wet-willy in your butthole, OP. What'chu gonna do 'bout it?

# ? Jun 9, 2020 02:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

LabyaMynora posted:

I gave you a wet-willy in your butthole, OP. What'chu gonna do 'bout it?

Literally a Person in a thread did quip
"Don't post in my thread!" so it went on a trip,
When that thread went on tour
Followed by Labya Mynora
Who gave the OP a little lip... :smuggo:

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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:09

Stoner Sloth

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Literally a Person in a thread did quip
"Don't post in my thread!" so it went on a trip,
When that thread went on tour
Followed by Labya Mynora
Who gave the OP a little lip...

# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:13

vanisher

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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:25

jpeg: good_mother69

boop

# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:46

Goons Are Gifts

I'd goldmine this thread right now but then we couldn't POST in it

# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:58

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

vanisher posted:

I am speechless. My story made public. My turmoil. My strife. Laid bare in a vulnerable but totally masculine way for all to see.

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# ? Jun 9, 2020 04:02

more falafel please: forums poster

phew! i was waiting for the all-clear to post in this thread

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jun 9, 2020 05:16

wearing a lampshade

Posting in the thread because the thread is asking me to post in it

# ? Jun 9, 2020 07:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

vanisher posted:

Lmao

# ? Jun 9, 2020 07:30

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Good morning LAP. Now that you're famous, I hope you'll still be willing to post with us.

# ? Jun 9, 2020 14:19

Rod Hoofhearted: I am a ghost

gently caress LAP and gently caress his lovely thread.

# ? Jun 9, 2020 15:00

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Barking Gecko posted:

Good morning LAP. Now that you're famous, I hope you'll still be willing to post with us.

I always have time for the little people. Also, those of normal size.

LabyaMynora posted:

gently caress LAP and gently caress his lovely thread.

You know, in the past I'd let this kind of babby-talk get to me but now I'm living on a plane of pure bliss and you can't make me leave. You can NEVER take that away from me.

https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 15:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Literally A Person posted:

I always have time for the little people. Also, those of normal size.

You know, in the past I'd let this kind of babby-talk get to me but now I'm living on a plane of pure bliss and you can't make me leave. You can NEVER take that away from me.

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# ? Jun 9, 2020 15:39

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

So now that you all see that I am calm and totally not freaking out about this anymore I don't think there is any reason to post in this thread anymore.

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# ? Jun 9, 2020 15:46

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I think maybe just to be safe we should hold a thread vigil to protect it from people who would post in it

# ? Jun 9, 2020 15:50

Stooge

Kief Richards posted:

I think maybe just to be safe we should hold a thread vigil to protect it from people who would post in it

Let's hold a seance too, to let ghosts know they shouldn't post here either

# ? Jun 9, 2020 15:58

Rod Hoofhearted: I am a ghost

Literally A Person posted:

You know, in the past I'd let this kind of babby-talk get to me but now I'm living on a plane of pure bliss and you can't make me leave. You can NEVER take that away from me.

I never asked you to leave. I want you to stay forever so I can keep using you as a punching bag.

Literally A Person posted:

So now that you all see that I am calm and totally not freaking out about this anymore I don't think there is any reason to post in this thread anymore.

Reverse psychology. I'll never stop postin'.

Stooge posted:

Let's hold a seance too, to let ghosts know they shouldn't post here either

gently caress off. :buttfame:

# ? Jun 9, 2020 16:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

big big gbs cusses ITT

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# ? Jun 9, 2020 16:39

alexandriao

im going to introduce some chill to this thread

# ? Jun 9, 2020 16:51

alexandriao

do you feel cold already

# ? Jun 9, 2020 16:52

alexandriao

that means its workinf

# ? Jun 9, 2020 16:52

Rod Hoofhearted: I am a ghost

What if I can only chill by ragging on LAP?

Some guys only get off when they get kicked in the balls, I only chill by being mean to one dude.

Don't chillshame me, bros.

# ? Jun 9, 2020 16:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Ever since I posted in this thread, things have been going great. In fact I am now rich and successful. Thank you, thread!

# ? Jun 9, 2020 17:19

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

i am going to post in here but it's because i want to not because you did, or didn't, tell me to (or not to) i don't care

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jun 9, 2020 17:37

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Pahilla the Hun posted:

i am going to post in here but it's because i want to not because you did, or didn't, tell me to (or not to) i don't care

What if I was ambivalent about you posting here. WHAT THEN!!??

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# ? Jun 9, 2020 17:44

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

prepuce repurposed posted:

big big gbs cusses ITT

Literally A Person posted:

You know, in the past I'd let this kind of babby-talk get to me but now I'm living on a plane of pure bliss and you can't make me leave. You can NEVER take that away from me.

what a powerful and compelling thread

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