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It can actually be easier to start off flaccid if you're pushing things any real distance up there, but once you're used to it you're good either way.  However, never insert things that are not both sterilizable and sterile. Unless you want to go to hospital with septicemia two times.  I recommend very deep sounding - my set is 30cm - it lets you directly stimulate the prostate (As opposed to anal, where you're still having to work through the colon wall), and it's the wildest physical pleasure I have yet experienced. e; Now this is sniping! It takes a maximum of 54 seconds to achieve orgasm when you have a sound that deep in you.
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DeadButDelicious posted:Little Britain is gone from iPlayer and Netflix, and Come Fly With Me gone from Netflix too. loving finally. A pair of primetime shows from the mid-late 2000s that had literal loving blackface. And that's without develing into the transphobia and classist poo poo.
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Plus I think a lot of people aren't anticapitalist because they have no idea what society could look like otherwise. I also think that a lot of people are anticapitalist while still having no idea what society would look like otherwise because that's a pretty difficult thing to know even if you have a vested interest in knowing it. Some people look at the busted system we live in and say "anything has to be better than this" but other people look at it and just cannot imagine it being different.
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Posting on the sex page.
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DeadButDelicious posted:Little Britain is gone from iPlayer and Netflix, and Come Fly With Me gone from Netflix too. thank Christ, I still can't believe come fly with me was on telly in like 2011 or something ridiculous also seems like the Tories might have a racism problem?? https://twitter.com/wyattandy/status/1270353778462601220?s=20 p sure this guy isn't anywhere near old enough even for the "Golliwogs on jam jars was just part of my childhood" excuse? e: photo is from 2001, so maybe he was, I wouldn't be surprised if that was going on well into the more from the Bristol post article quote:In 2001, he resigned as deputy leader of the Conservative group at City Hall after he began to use a golliwog doll as a mascot, and then got into hot water soon after that when he said the council should hire 'more attractive lesbians'. XMNN fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Jun 9, 2020 |
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Guavanaut posted:Same with the main police abolitionist idea of replacing most of the work they do with community action and social services drawn from a very different group of people. What I'm saying is, you could replace the police with these groups under capitalism, but it wouldn't be under capitalism for long
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Ms Adequate posted:It can actually be easier to start off flaccid if you're pushing things any real distance up there, but once you're used to it you're good either way. Can we sound with baked beans? Do we need to take them out of the tin first? Asking for a friend.
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Borrovan posted:I think you'd struggle to build a community action group to defend capital Whether that works well for them depends on the amount of bootlicking the press are prepared to do to paint this as normal and necessary.
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Jose posted:there was an old EN thread about a posters 13 year old brother nearly dying from septicemia twice and not knowing what caused it and then it turned out he was sticking cotton buds down his dick Oh it was worse than that, whilst cotton buds were involved it was the bike pump that caused the infection
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Pesky Splinter posted:Can we sound with baked beans? Do we need to take them out of the tin first? Asking for a friend. Never sound with something that can vanish up there without a way to pull it back out!! That said, if you can fit a tin of beans up your peehole, feel free! Also send pics (to Jose (and me))
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So are they going to get that Rhodes statue down then? Seems a bit trickier than Colston.
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He was born in 1984 apparently, so I doubt it very much though the golly wasn't removed until 1988 but I doubt someone 4 yrs old at the time would remember that.
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Necrothatcher posted:So are they going to get that Rhodes statue down then? Seems a bit trickier than Colston. I have no comment on this. But here’s some advice on moving heavy objects, surrounded by netting. https://twitter.com/oldenoughtosay/status/1269649586152407040?s=21
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Necrothatcher posted:So are they going to get that Rhodes statue down then? Seems a bit trickier than Colston. If I had to guess I'd say not today. It's a much, much more difficult thing to do safely then Colston was given that it's like 4 stories off the ground, 8 feet tall and made of solid stone, and the entire street is filled with soft squishy people. It would need heavy machinery, I suspect, to do it without any risk. Or to come back at night...
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Ms Adequate posted:Never sound with something that can vanish up there without a way to pull it back out!! It's alright it's still attached to the tin opener. Also that last part made me genuinely  Necrothatcher posted:So are they going to get that Rhodes statue down then? Seems a bit trickier than Colston. With enough rope, anything is possible. And the river Cherwell's only around the corner. So he won't have far to go for a refreshing little dip.
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Ms Adequate posted:It can actually be easier to start off flaccid if you're pushing things any real distance up there, but once you're used to it you're good either way. Whenever anyone mentions sounding my mind just immediately snaps back to that post I'd hoped I'd forgotten from years ago where some goon recalled blood shooting out of his dick 'like laser beams' after trying it, and suffice to say I've been put off giving it a go for life.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:He was born in 1984 apparently, so I doubt it very much though the golly wasn't removed until 1988 but I doubt someone 4 yrs old at the time would remember that. quote:1983, the company's products were boycotted by the Greater London Council as offensive, and in 1988 the character ceased to be used in television advertising. The company used to give away golliwog badges and small plaster figures playing musical instruments (jazz musicians) or sports and other such themes. The Gollywog badge collection scheme was withdrawn in 2001. This could be my brain not working, but I've got it contemporary to when the racist Kia-ora ads were on.
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Guavanaut posted:Also very important: despite the name, sounding rockets do not go in the pee hole. Not with that attitude anyway.
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Apraxin posted:
If it's nothing to do with racism and it's about fertility, paint it green.
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Apraxin posted:
maybe stick a flagpole in the bellend for a nice bit of national honour too
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It's not black it's turkish.
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Explaining to the ANTIFA that my racism mask positioned directly above a huge wooden board saying BLACK'S HEAD is actually okay because it's a Turk.
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Guavanaut posted:Explaining to the ANTIFA that my racism mask positioned directly above a huge wooden board saying BLACK'S HEAD is actually okay because it's a Turk.
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gh0stpinballa posted:i'm all for defunding police but i am a tad confused at calls for abolition. like that is never going to happen in a capitalist system but a lot of abolitionists aren't anti capitalists. very weird. Not everyone has spent a decade on a zombie megagay forum being repeatedly dunked into a state of hyperreality. Police abolitionists might be asking for something that doesn't make much sense in the wider context they ask for it, but they're good people demanding justice. Support them wholeheartedly and, where appropriate, talk through the practicalities in the context of the structures of police violence without ever decentering the racist use of police violence. If this movement succeeds, then we as anticapitalists learn something. If it doesn't, people remember those who stood up as allies because it was the right thing to do. On the more theoretical level, we don't *know* that abolitionism wouldn't succeed. The same arguments made about the need for an underclass as victim and scapegoat can be applied to many other oppressions in history, including institutions that toppled and took out the economic organisations around them. We came into the post-feudal post-mercantile world at the end of slavery. We came to late capitalism when the colonial landgrabs had resulted in worldwide conflict and the massacre of the armies that sustained them. We could find out that we can abolish the police and end up witnessing the exploitations we're familiar with just collapse, like any structure whose foundations and support you abruptly bulldoze. We cannot witness this specific part of the wider movement for safety and liberation of black lives as a static thing. Whatever the outcome of the various Black Lives Matter movements across the world, what we're seeing in Europe and the Anglosphere isn't going away afterwards.
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ThomasPaine posted:Whenever anyone mentions sounding my mind just immediately snaps back to that post I'd hoped I'd forgotten from years ago where some goon recalled blood shooting out of his dick 'like laser beams' after trying it, and suffice to say I've been put off giving it a go for life. That goon's a hero. All should emulate them.
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Spangly A posted:Not everyone has spent a decade on a zombie megagay forum being repeatedly dunked into a state of hyperreality. Police abolitionists might be asking for something that doesn't make much sense in the wider context they ask for it, but they're good people demanding justice. Support them wholeheartedly and, where appropriate, talk through the practicalities in the context of the structures of police violence without ever decentering the racist use of police violence. If this movement succeeds, then we as anticapitalists learn something. If it doesn't, people remember those who stood up as allies because it was the right thing to do. This is my hope too, entirely apart from the reasons PoC have for wanting shot of the police, it's something that's to the benefit of the working class as a whole, winding back the ability of the state to project force onto people is something I would really like to have going forward because if they can't beat and suppress disorder it makes it far easier for us to force them to concede. Ms Adequate posted:That goon's a hero. All should emulate them. My girlfriend wasn't impressed the first time I unexpectedly jizzed blood I tell you what.
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litearlly none of the people being racist in the report have suffered any kind of punishment https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1270374388488167428?s=20
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Guavanaut posted:Sound idea. 
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:He was born in 1984 apparently, so I doubt it very much though the golly wasn't removed until 1988 but I doubt someone 4 yrs old at the time would remember that. I vaguely remember them. Mum used to keep jam jars for making her own.
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Guavanaut posted:I'm certain it was later than that, wikipedia says That makes more sense. I definitely remember Golliwogs on my mum's marmalade jars & I was also born in '84. '88 would be far too early. Jose posted:litearlly none of the people being racist in the report have suffered any kind of punishment This picture would be less uncomfortable if there was a cotton bud stuck up Kier's penis.
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Jose posted:litearlly none of the people being racist in the report have suffered any kind of punishment If at least 21k people have liked that insipid piece of poo poo tweet, I think it's clear Labour is using Twitter bots as well
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DeadButDelicious posted:Little Britain is gone from iPlayer and Netflix, and Come Fly With Me gone from Netflix too. Good, I never liked it; it’s the worst of Gen X cynicism. At the time, I remember people saying that it was fun and thinking “what the gently caress, this is just humiliation porn.” On a related note, my kids love David Walliams’s books which as far as I can tell are fine, so in conclusion, land of contrasts.
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DeadButDelicious posted:Little Britain is gone from iPlayer and Netflix, and Come Fly With Me gone from Netflix too. Imagine if Graham Linehan's reaction to being questioned on lovely thing in his old shows was as reasonable as Matt Lucas's here? Okay, I don't think black face was actually acceptable when this show was on either, but at least he's not gotten completely broken by the mild criticism.
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