Robot Made of Meat posted:Impersonal lubricants. ky jelly: now with pumice |
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DEHUMIDIFY YOURSELF AND FACE TO DRY AIR |
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Jun 9, 2020 14:34
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Sentiency. But attributed to something outlandish. |
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Jun 9, 2020 16:35
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manero posted:DEHUMIDIFY YOURSELF AND FACE TO DRY AIR
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Jun 9, 2020 17:49
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Prurient Squid posted:Sentiency. But attributed to something outlandish. everytime you see this it's like "dang, sure sucks to be a toaster or a wooden duck or w/e" but i would like to see one where the object is chill with its situation and just kicks back
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Jun 9, 2020 17:59
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a rock along a road observed people walking by, and thought "matter at rest tends to stay at rest," and smiled at itself, or at least thought of smiling. you know, being a rock and all. |
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Jun 9, 2020 18:13
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manero posted:DEHUMIDIFY YOURSELF AND FACE TO DRY AIR
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Jun 9, 2020 18:22
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Yinlock posted:a good christian PUA who's intimacy goals are extremely tame This but even more manipulative and misogynist. "When you succeed in having her make constant physical contact and laugh at jokes that aren't funny, invite her to 'Netflix and Chill'. Bitches love sex with a man they think is high status. Once at her place or yours you can just hold her hand and watch a funny movie. Best part is she'll think she did something wrong and her friends will be intrigued. Next weekend they'll be fighting to get in your pants and you'll have all the first base you can handle in time for church Sunday morning." |
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Jun 9, 2020 18:48
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owlhawk911 posted:everytime you see this it's like "dang, sure sucks to be a toaster or a wooden duck or w/e" but i would like to see one where the object is chill with its situation and just kicks back "Eh, it's a technically not living." |
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Jun 9, 2020 19:20
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crystal method man that's it, that's all i've got
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Jun 9, 2020 19:47
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An inanimate object is sentient and tries to "neg" you somehow. And then you end up in an abusive relation with a vacuum cleaner or something. |
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Jun 9, 2020 20:03
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Ah, I see you've met my printer/copier |
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Jun 9, 2020 22:15
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Your abusive relationship with an inanimate object that has been gaslighting you ends in a messy divorce. The judge at the family court wrings his hands. "Now I've seen everything!" |
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Jun 9, 2020 22:24
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biosterous posted:crystal method man Socratic Method Man convinced me I agreed with the song's message all along.
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Jun 10, 2020 00:43
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biosterous posted:crystal method man Crystal method acting. Getting really into character, but only characters that don't have any teeth and always have spiders crawling on them.
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Jun 10, 2020 00:45
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Everyone hates how you always talk about yourself in the second person.
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Jun 10, 2020 00:47
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an amazing detective named Hott Dickings or something equally ludicrous who can never share his deductions because everyone around him is freaking out over his name
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Jun 10, 2020 02:00
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My first clue to the murderer came when I noticed the charcoal on- butler: haha alright it was me lmao i can't even try to keep this up
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Jun 10, 2020 02:03
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me, a preacher: all kinds of people want to put us down, but we've got to rise above it! congregation: amen! me: got to try to get along! congregation: hallelujah! me: got to work together! congregation: praise be! me: got to sing this song! congregation: wait me: catdog congregation: no me: catdog congregation: [leaving] me: alone in the world was a little catdog :( |
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Jun 10, 2020 02:31
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a food reviewer who is flummoxed by fruits "banana: 0/10 very gross, hard to chew. parts were tasty but how is this one of the most popular foods? i have a lot of plaint(compl)aints" "apple: 0/10 took reader advice, cut most of the outside away but holy poo poo, this fruit really should be forbidden." "grapes: 5/10 the round parts were very good but the middle stick portion was not at all "grape" (a pun on great)"
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Jun 10, 2020 03:28
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Cubone posted:me, a preacher: all kinds of people want to put us down, but we've got to rise above it! |
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Jun 10, 2020 05:58
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Cubone posted:me, a preacher: all kinds of people want to put us down, but we've got to rise above it!
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Jun 10, 2020 11:33
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The Little Engine that Could by Rowdy Watty Piper
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Jun 11, 2020 12:13
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Cubone posted:me, a preacher: all kinds of people want to put us down, but we've got to rise above it! they hated cubone, because he spoke the truth
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Jun 11, 2020 21:07
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It takes a platoon to raise a child |
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Jun 14, 2020 00:54
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The movie Platoon but it's Cartoon that's all i got I've never actually seen platoon but I've seen a lot of cartoons and they are funny, so i bet there could be some comedic value in mixing them with the movie platoon, which i think is about nam
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Jun 14, 2020 02:44
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That's... A wow concept. I don't think I'm up to that. I guess we could start by replacing adagio for strings with the scooby Doo walking around music |
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Jun 14, 2020 03:12
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Clifford the Big Red Rocket
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Jun 14, 2020 20:42
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jpeg posted:Clifford the Big Red Rocket lmao noooo
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Jun 14, 2020 20:49
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owlhawk911 posted:lmao noooo
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Jun 14, 2020 21:28
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jpeg posted:Clifford the Big Red Rocket jesus. |
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Jun 14, 2020 23:29
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arguments in defense of mosquitos
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Jun 15, 2020 05:15
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a wedding crasher who isn't there to pick up girls or anything, he just genuinely loves weddings
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Jun 15, 2020 07:46
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Yinlock posted:a wedding crasher who isn't there to pick up girls or anything, he just genuinely loves weddings it's this + free food, slangin' d never even crossed my mind
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Jun 15, 2020 08:05
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jpeg posted:Clifford the Big Red Rocket owlhawk911 posted:lmao noooo CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jun 16, 2020 05:43
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a martial arts master revealing their most powerful technique, and it's some basic bitch move but they're super hype about it it's!!! the boston crab!!!!
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Jun 16, 2020 10:12
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Guy who is convinced every storm warning is a conspiracy by Big indoors to stop him from enjoying his hammock.
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Jun 16, 2020 20:11
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magic cactus posted:Guy who is convinced every storm warning is a conspiracy by Big indoors to stop him from enjoying his hammock. *looks longingly out the patio window onto a beautiful summer day* when will the invisible hurricane ever cease? *glances back to the tv that reads NEVER and sheds a single tear*
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Jun 16, 2020 20:27
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nut posted:*looks longingly out the patio window onto a beautiful summer day* always for love, never from fear 
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Jun 16, 2020 20:31
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a secret forum for sad posts. all the posts you delete cause they're way too sad and would just bum everyone out? they go there, and if anyone ever finds it they have a really sad day. they can't even use it as a secret little forum for their crew because it's just too sad. the saddest forum
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