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 Posting to show off my new summer sig by vanisher.
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my first crime was accidental shoplifting too! a lollipop fell near my foot at some point and i somehow kicked it out the door while i was walking out. i was one of a scrum of middleschoolers buying candy so it went unnoticed, but i felt bad! imo stealing from the local corner store is not great but theft from monolithic corporations is super rad
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Jun 9, 2020 19:31
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Shifty Nipples posted:I stole a five pack of Bic lighters from a Thriftway. same but matches |
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Jun 9, 2020 19:56
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Barking Gecko posted:
its good love the stamp
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Jun 9, 2020 20:12
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biosterous posted:my first crime was accidental shoplifting too! a lollipop fell near my foot at some point and i somehow kicked it out the door while i was walking out. i was one of a scrum of middleschoolers buying candy so it went unnoticed, but i felt bad! imo stealing from the local corner store is not great but theft from monolithic corporations is super rad *Walks in wearing a lab coat* I found the above statement to be true and objectively correct. Also,  accidental shoplifting buddy.
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Jun 9, 2020 20:12
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once i stole clear nail polish by mistake but then immediately went back in and paid for it. pockets! ALSO: today has been very exciting. i never wanted to get into construction but now i get the fun experience of being the "new guy" working with my uncle and the contractor. my hands are cut and i am tired and very much need to hop in the shower woooo
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Jun 9, 2020 22:15
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i stole a 1990 subaru legacy wagon from a vacation home to facilitate the commission of further crimes i have to this day never bought shoes
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Jun 9, 2020 23:04
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Dixville posted:So I was thinking of my childhood and remembered that I downloaded an illegal ROM file of the japanese version of Pokemon Gold Version so I could play it on my computer before it came out in English. I beat the game too. I was smart af what happened to me?? Posession of LSD, right before my second crime of ingesting it E: unless you count being complicit in drive-in movie theater ticket theft by agreeing to hide under blankets in the back of my dad's station wagon, but I was a minor so p.sure that's on Pops |
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Jun 9, 2020 23:27
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owlhawk911 posted:i stole a 1990 subaru legacy wagon from a vacation home to facilitate the commission of further crimes HOW ARE YOU SO EFFING BADASS? srsly you are a badass |
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Jun 9, 2020 23:32
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as a freeman on the land who has not consented to joinder, by definition I have never committed a crime. my so-called "theft" of a few boxes of mallomars was, rather, a liberation.
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Jun 9, 2020 23:32
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owlhawk911 posted:i stole a 1990 subaru legacy wagon from a vacation home to facilitate the commission of further crimes i love you |
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Jun 9, 2020 23:33
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owlhawk911 posted:i have to this day never bought shoes holy poo poo how have i never considered a test walk walkaway
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Jun 9, 2020 23:43
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Manifisto posted:as a freeman on the land who has not consented to joinder, by definition I have never committed a crime. my so-called "theft" of a few boxes of mallomars was, rather, a liberation. byob consents to jointer Heather Papps posted:holy poo poo how have i never considered a test walk walkaway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5mo9QKuf1s |
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Jun 9, 2020 23:47
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owlhawk911 posted:i stole a 1990 subaru legacy wagon from a vacation home to facilitate the commission of further crimes Truly the hero BYOB needs in these trying times. |
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Jun 9, 2020 23:48
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Manifisto posted:as a freeman on the land who has not consented to joinder, by definition I have never committed a crime. my so-called "theft" of a few boxes of mallomars was, rather, a liberation.
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Jun 10, 2020 00:17
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City of Glompton posted:i love you  Heather Papps posted:holy poo poo how have i never considered a test walk walkaway 
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Jun 10, 2020 00:19
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What in the heck am I supposed to do with all these cute japanese eggplants I keep growing???!
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Jun 10, 2020 00:22
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how big are they?
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Jun 10, 2020 00:24
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Woah that got sexual very quickly
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Jun 10, 2020 00:27
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:What in the heck am I supposed to do with all these cute japanese eggplants I keep growing???! there are a bunch of indian recipes for stuffed eggplant I have been meaning to try, give me the eggplants so I can try them (or make the recipes yourself I guess)
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Jun 10, 2020 00:28
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owlhawk911 posted:i stole a 1990 subaru legacy wagon from a vacation home to facilitate the commission of further crimes I mean, he says he's never bought shoes, but that's just because he walks around in sock feet everywhere. |
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Jun 10, 2020 00:29
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my worst crime is acquiring service sans shoes and shirt
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Jun 10, 2020 00:34
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How is everyone doing tonight? What's on your mind? Tell me, I'm wearing my listening pants
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Jun 10, 2020 00:36
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Heather Papps posted:my worst crime is acquiring service sans shoes and shirt this is actually one of the harder crimes to pull off
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Jun 10, 2020 00:39
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i got some rum from a local distellery and it was really bad, it tasted like bug spray, i poured it down the drain but! it is a beautiful day and im sitting on the deck, and it's really nice so my complaining is mitigated |
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Jun 10, 2020 00:40
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Heather Papps posted:how big are they? between 8" and 18" long and 1-2" in diameter. They are EXTREMELY phallic. Part of the problem is that every time I go to cook them I get too aroused to actually cut them up.
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Jun 10, 2020 00:42
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I just bought 10% thca/28% cbda weed prerolls from a store in a state with laws that say 0.3% thca is the limit so that's a crime I did today But also the girlfriend and I are considering getting tattoos on our anniversary trip and we need the most byob baby goats that would be good as flash Do you folks have any suggestions? |
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Jun 10, 2020 00:45
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Goons Are Great posted:How is everyone doing tonight? What's on your mind? Tell me, I'm wearing my listening pants I am good, thinking about buying some account certs. Why are you wearing pants though???? |
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Jun 10, 2020 00:49
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Goons Are Great posted:How is everyone doing tonight? What's on your mind? Tell me, I'm wearing my listening pants i am fairly tired and sore, with the following on my mind: owlhawk911 posted:this is actually one of the harder crimes to pull off i've found that i can be charming when i need to be, and my hate for shoes and shirts is only matched by my love of making a joke that disarms whoever is between me and a slushie. Kaiser Schnitzel posted:between 8" and 18" long and 1-2" in diameter. They are EXTREMELY phallic. Part of the problem is that every time I go to cook them I get too aroused to actually cut them up. for some reason i have the idea of pickled eggplant in my head. this seems like enough eggplants to jar? SeaGoatSupreme posted:I just bought 10% thca/28% cbda weed prerolls from a store in a state with laws that say 0.3% thca is the limit so that's a crime I did today do you want one thing for you both to get, or a kid for each? City of Glompton posted:but! it is a beautiful day and im sitting on the deck, and it's really nice so my complaining is mitigated if i use my phone i could post from my hammock. gonna try that IMMEDIATELY
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Jun 10, 2020 00:52
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Kief Richards posted:I am good, thinking about buying some account certs. Why are you wearing pants though???? i assumed they were head worn pants but you know what i need answers
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Jun 10, 2020 00:52
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i wear pants just to keep the spiders out |
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Jun 10, 2020 00:56
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Goons Are Great posted:How is everyone doing tonight? What's on your mind? Tell me, I'm wearing my listening pants I'm drinking mediocre vodka and thinkin' 'bout those  Also, why are you wearing pants?
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Jun 10, 2020 00:56
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Heather Papps posted:do you want one thing for you both to get, or a kid for each? Either one would be good, we're not too picky about things. It's more just a mental thing, a "we can't legally get rings and I got a tattoo ring when I got married and we're in this for life so.." |
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Jun 10, 2020 01:02
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I am wearing short pants and drinking some rum and water and eating some goldfish and thinking about flowers and eggplants and, of course,
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Jun 10, 2020 01:03
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Goons Are Great posted:How is everyone doing tonight? What's on your mind? Tell me, I'm wearing my listening pants Even with everything going on, my little microcosm of family and friends is stable, happy as they reasonably can be with everything going on, and healthy. We're all solid, and I am so intensely happy. I'm also drinking a really incredible sweet red while making burgers naked Life, sometimes, is really good. Also I saw movie cars today  And stood on a lil mountain 
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Jun 10, 2020 01:08
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i'm listening to hobo johnson and thinkin bout librarians
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Jun 10, 2020 01:09
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I'm thinking about those AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Jun 10, 2020 01:43
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Kief Richards posted:i'm listening to hobo johnson and thinkin bout librarians i'm listening to johnny hobo and thinkin bout cops
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Jun 10, 2020 01:45
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places i have been: -the pizza hut -the taco bell owlhawk911 posted:i'm listening to johnny hobo and thinkin bout cops you oughta think bout librarians boy howdy i love a book
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Jun 10, 2020 01:46
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mmmm, books :drool:
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