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how loving stupid do you have to be to not realize you can put on BOTH legs at the same time. i've probably gained hours of time in my life because of this that i've been able to fruitfully squander on masturbation and video games.
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Muscle Wizard posted:like when i was told that most people switch hands to cut their food while eating (why?????) But if you went to a proper finishing school you’d know why people switch hands.
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hold up people don't switch hands to cut food? This is big news
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 02:37 |
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Muscle Wizard posted:how loving stupid do you have to be to not realize you can put on BOTH legs at the same time. i've probably gained hours of time in my life because of this that i've been able to fruitfully squander on masturbation and video games. To do that you have to jump into the pants or be sitting down or perching or hanging on something. If you do it one leg at a time you can do it while standing. Did you factor in the sitting down and sitting up time in your speed records?
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Cubone posted:bump Whoa, are we ALLOWED to necro threads from eighteen months ago? Because I've got some doozies that we could grave rob.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 03:56 |
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u can do anything. everything is allowed until it isn't, with the exception of putting on more than two legs of pants on at a time.
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Whoa, are we ALLOWED to necro threads from eighteen months ago? iunno
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 07:17 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:u can do anything. everything is allowed until it isn't, with the exception of putting on more than two legs of pants on at a time. Do they still count as pants legs if you put them on your arms?
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 09:45 |
mom and dad fight a lot posted:Whoa, are we ALLOWED to necro threads from eighteen months ago? Because I've got some doozies that we could grave rob. What's stopping you? Anyway I prefer to put my pants on one leg at a time but take them off both at once
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 09:51 |
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is putting your pants on one leg at a time supposed to be some sort of humbling joke? I know the expression but I just started thinking about it and I have never put my pants on one leg at a time. I step into the pants then I pull the pants up. this doesn't make any sense to me, it's making me very mad.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 10:37 |
I always took it as everyone has the same baseline problems and stuff even if we're very different people and you should stop and remember that.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 10:49 |
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:is putting your pants on one leg at a time supposed to be some sort of humbling joke? I know the expression but I just started thinking about it and I have never put my pants on one leg at a time. I step into the pants then I pull the pants up.
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I think the more grounding fact about celebrities is that they all poop every single person who seems important has to sit on a toilet and have poop come out of their butt lol
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 13:54 |
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i put on my pants the same way as everybody else, three legs at a time
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 13:55 |
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I hold my pants out in front of me and leap into them gracefully
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 13:56 |
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I never take my pants off. Never.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 14:04 |
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If you were smart you'd necro threads too.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 14:06 |
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I put mine on three legs at a time
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 16:05 |
Do spiders have 8 leg pants or do they just wear 4 pairs?
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 16:12 |
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I think most of them wear shorts
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 16:27 |
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The people who put a pant leg fully on and can then lift their leg high enough to put the other on are much more flexible than I am.
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:32 |
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what we really need are pants with velcro along the entirety of the outside so you can eliminate the tedious and annoying 'put leg in pants' step altogether
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:54 |
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i ttrid putting on my [ants b oth lrgs at a time asnd now i'm sll tanglerd up ib my pants someonre pkeaSWE COME HELP
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 20:26 |
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Lol if you wear pants instead of dresses regardless of gender as a form of rebellion against the corrupt patriarchy
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 20:30 |
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Knormal posted:i ttrid putting on my [ants b oth lrgs at a time asnd now i'm sll tanglerd up ib my pants someonre pkeaSWE COME HELP i've never seen somebody self-pants themselves so drastically
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 20:31 |
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UltraRed posted:The people who put a pant leg fully on and can then lift their leg high enough to put the other on are much more flexible than I am. I think putting it on "one leg at a time" means putting each foot through the hole at different times and not pulling them up twice. Either that or I have been doing it wrong for years. Am I about to find out that putting my arms through the sleeves of button up shirts one arm at a time is wrong too?
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Knormal posted:i ttrid putting on my [ants b oth lrgs at a time asnd now i'm sll tanglerd up ib my pants someonre pkeaSWE COME HELP That's a onesie.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Lol if you wear pants instead of dresses regardless of gender as a form of rebellion against the corrupt patriarchy I like this idea. a lot. are pants just patriarchal constructs? first ladies couldn't wear pants, now I (a dude) am not supposed to wear a dress. I'm already struggling with the leg approach. in these unprecedented times I've been wearing a lot of shorts and bathrobes, and you know what? maybe the pantsed part of my life is over now. down with patriarchy! and down with mandatory pants!
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 20:39 |
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Toplogically speaking, as far as clothing is concerned, a human being may as well be a sphere. You can put your pants on by shoving your head into your cuff and pulling down.
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:I like this idea. a lot. are pants just patriarchal constructs? first ladies couldn't wear pants, now I (a dude) am not supposed to wear a dress. I'm already struggling with the leg approach. in these unprecedented times I've been wearing a lot of shorts and bathrobes, and you know what? maybe the pantsed part of my life is over now. down with patriarchy! and down with mandatory pants! Has the day of sarongs for all finally come?
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 20:43 |
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Xenocides posted:Am I about to find out that putting my arms through the sleeves of button up shirts one arm at a time is wrong too? How else would you do it, unless you're a fancy lad with a butler or manservant who holds up your shirts and jackets so you can just slip right into them
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Arrhythmia posted:Toplogically speaking, as far as clothing is concerned, a human being may as well be a sphere. You can put your pants on by shoving your head into your cuff and pulling down. well. As long as you keep your mouth shut.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 10:59 |
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I did this as a kid on the edge of my bed and it seemed obvious you want to sit down as much as possible in life, so when I overheard two Silents (pbut) saying to one another "I put my pants on one leg at a time just like Jack Nicklaus" I thought he was bragging about their similarity
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:36 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:And why do they call it a pair of pants if there is only 1?
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 12:32 |
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Why do they call it sleeves when there's only one on each arm or socks when there's only one on each foot or glasses when there's only one on each eye or pants when there's only one on each leg I've just NEVER been able to figure that out in me entire life I says - Me, nude, to myself in the mirror every loving morning when I get out of the shower for the past 30+ years.
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 12:52 |
uh you can totally have one sleeve, one sock, one glass
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SniperWoreConverse posted:uh you can totally have one sleeve, one sock, one glass you can totally have one of my dang balls to bat around!!1
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 13:09 |
only if I put on my one glove first
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 13:11 |
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what about a pair of undies can you put them on one undie at a time?
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 13:13 |
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much like the pantaloon, the original form was... somewhat complicated, and you could put on one or the other. More of a front / back thing instead of left / right
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