Kief Richards posted:places i have been: imagine the two were somehow combined
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owlhawk911 posted:imagine the two were somehow combined mods?!?!?
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Jun 10, 2020 02:08
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what to heck!!!!
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Jun 10, 2020 02:19
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Jaded Burnout posted:byob consents to jointer
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Jun 10, 2020 02:37
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taco hut
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Jun 10, 2020 02:46
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pizco but
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Jun 10, 2020 02:49
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bing bong it's the pizza bell
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Jun 10, 2020 02:49
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Loving you all intensively tonight I do not wear pants while posting, no worries, I was being literal there. I was carrying pants that were listening to my conversations, those spy pants are following me for all the time, because pants are terror
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Jun 10, 2020 03:09
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Free the butts, don't wear pants
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Jun 10, 2020 03:10
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okay so how long should shorts be? when i make cutoffs i go for knee length but sometimes i see someone, for example, a daisy duke and i think to myself, "maybe short shorts are for me"
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Jun 10, 2020 03:17
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let the bottom of the bun cheek flop out
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Jun 10, 2020 03:18
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Goons Are Great posted:Free the butts, don't wear pants Free butts?? I'll take 8! 
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Jun 10, 2020 03:19
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Heather Papps posted:okay so how long should shorts be? when i make cutoffs i go for knee length but sometimes i see someone, for example, a daisy duke i hold them up to myself and say "hmm, yeah" and both legs end up different
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Jun 10, 2020 03:24
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whoever posted that cool photo of the cleveland metroparks really got me looking at zillow for houses next to the parks, and drat, cleveland is pretty cheap
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Jun 10, 2020 03:26
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owlhawk911 posted:i hold them up to myself and say "hmm, yeah" and both legs end up different i cut one leg then fold it over and it usually works pretty well. i gotta make a new pair of summah cut offs and i think i know just the pants
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Jun 10, 2020 03:30
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owlhawk911 posted:imagine the two were somehow combined getting some evil energy here...dont think nothing good can come from this thought experiment
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Jun 10, 2020 03:32
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jorts out boys it's motherfuckin jorts season
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Jun 10, 2020 03:46
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Who wears short jorts? *Sax intrude* We wear short jorts! |
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Jun 10, 2020 03:59
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The bottom of Shorts should be 1-2” above the knee imo (7-8” inseam for average height people?) but probably the spaceship thread in YLLS might have a real answer!
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Jun 10, 2020 04:11
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the neat thing about jorts is you can always decide to go slightly jorter cut my first pair of above the knee jorts and my range of motion is drastically increased why did i wait this long. dare i... dare i jort to the point of pocket exposure?
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Jun 10, 2020 04:11
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Heather Papps posted:the neat thing about jorts is you can always decide to go slightly jorter Before long you'll end up with a jong |
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Jun 10, 2020 04:34
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Kief Richards posted:places i have been: owlhawk911 posted:imagine the two were somehow combined
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Jun 10, 2020 04:35
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Heather Papps posted:the neat thing about jorts is you can always decide to go slightly jorter with that drastically increased range of motion you could commit various crimes and escape from the Law more easily - these should definitely be your crime jorts!
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Jun 10, 2020 04:41
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I buy my shorts pre-shortened. If me and Heather Papps were roommates we would be exactly like the tv show "the odd couple." He'd come home from work and I'd be standing in the living room dressed like this , ironing my underpants (which I do daily in this scenario) He's wearing a white "Rock and Roll" T-shirt tucked into jeans. I (in character) don't even know what kind of job allows someone to wear that "Greetings and salutations, shipmate," I say. "Hey Dogballs," he says, Heather Papps posted:i gotta make a new pair of summah cut offs and i think i know just the pants Without warning, he does this 
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Jun 10, 2020 04:41
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Dixville posted:So I was thinking of my childhood and remembered that I downloaded an illegal ROM file of the japanese version of Pokemon Gold Version so I could play it on my computer before it came out in English. I beat the game too. I was smart af what happened to me?? when I was like 8 I remember using kazaa for the first time |
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Jun 10, 2020 04:43
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enormous baggy jorts were the thing when I was in 6th grade and I miss them
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Jun 10, 2020 04:50
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Shifty Nipples posted:enormous baggy jorts were the thing when I was in 6th grade and I miss them one of my friends in middle school had a pair of magenta jorts that were basically just two jirts sewn together, went down to mid calf and had back pockets big enough that he could fit his social studies textbook in one and his cat in the other
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Jun 10, 2020 05:08
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owlhawk911 posted:imagine the two were somehow combined I really am not sure if the two of you are making Das Racist jokes or not... For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04 If you were making jokes about this I apologise for over-explaing it. If you weren't, I'm sorry for introducing you to definitely their worst song. Free the butts. |
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Jun 10, 2020 05:28
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more falafel please posted:one of my friends in middle school had a pair of magenta jorts that were basically just two jirts sewn together, went down to mid calf and had back pockets big enough that he could fit his social studies textbook in one and his cat in the other majestic rear end-penny posted:If you were making jokes about this I apologise for over-explaing it. If you weren't, I'm sorry for introducing you to definitely their worst song. no comment
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Jun 10, 2020 05:35
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i like my shorts to be long enough so that, when i am sitting, i can cross a leg and have it rest on the shorts and not bare leg. otherwise i get the feeling of perpendicular leg hairs rubbing against each other and that is a bad sensory thing for me
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Jun 10, 2020 06:31
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I just passed a woman holding a real life owl. I kind of screamed (I have a phobia of birds) |
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Jun 10, 2020 08:16
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Doctor Dogballs posted:I buy my shorts pre-shortened. If me and Heather Papps were roommates we would be exactly like the tv show "the odd couple." He'd come home from work and I'd be standing in the living room dressed like this This is the post I needed right now, thank you I have exported this discussion about pants and also this post to YLLS so we can get some pants experts on the case
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Jun 10, 2020 11:34
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When i was young i was a rough and tumble boy and wore through knees in my jeans very quickly so nearly 100% of my shorts each summer were cutoff jorts When i was 18 and living on my own i was (and am) still rough n tumble but i learned to patch
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Jun 10, 2020 13:16
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Now imagine the proud day when babby puts on the very first jorts
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Jun 10, 2020 13:18
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Goons Are Great posted:Now imagine the proud day when babby puts on the very first jorts At 17 months she is already very rough n tumble and has perpetually scraped knees (as it should be) so the big question is whether to patch or jort 
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Jun 10, 2020 13:21
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Maybe... a port?
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Jun 10, 2020 13:25
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Get hamjobs to make one out of wool, too!!
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Jun 10, 2020 13:25
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for example, take my wool jorts. no srsly, take them!
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Jun 10, 2020 14:44
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BYOB I have to go to work *takes the jorts and never gives them back* ---------------- |
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Jun 10, 2020 15:28
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gaudy marigold everyone! i am looking at the weather and we are at 95% humidity and that seems wrong.
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Jun 10, 2020 15:38
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