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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Chickens have vaginal tracts that connect to the cloaca.

Clams and oysters are broadcast spawners, though. I'll concede the point.

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


This is cute, could use a proper pile of baked beans and a nice runny egg over the sausage patty tho.

E: would also gain more points for actual mashed potatoes stuffed into a sausage casing.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 5 days!)

zedprime posted:

When you really stop to think, the entire ocean is a clams vagina and uterus. But it's ok because I thinks it's fair to say chili should not be coming out of the ocean.

So a giant fish taco, then

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
Seafood chowder is the chili of the sea.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

zedprime posted:

When you really stop to think, the entire ocean is a clams vagina and uterus. But it's ok because I thinks it's fair to say chili should not be coming out of the ocean.

Seafood chili is a thing, does that count?

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

What do you call the hole that a clam uses to shoot its eggs out into the sea to meet up with some other clam's sperm?

Schubalts posted:

Seafood chili is a thing, does that count?

That sounds like a waste of seafood.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

ur mum lol

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Schubalts posted:

Seafood chili is a thing, does that count?

Don't they call it gumbo?

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

SlothfulCobra posted:

What do you call the hole that a clam uses to shoot

Siphon, I think

bojanus makes me want bojangles

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Resting Lich Face posted:

Don't they call it gumbo?

Nah, it's the usual chili ingredients, but the meat is fish or shellfish.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/iQ0epxS.mp4

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.


Look, I'm all for No Pizza Rules, but I feel like needlepoint should have a few rules.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

I'd like to take this moment and remind all readers,

FOOD OBJECTS SMOKE-COOKED IN UNDERGROUND LOCALES

BURIED WITH SMOKING COALS / REVERSE UN-EARTHED WITH RED HOT ROCKS

THEY TASTE GOOD AS HECK EVEN IF THEY DIRTY WHEN YOU DIG THEM UP

One of the best camping meals I ever had was potatoes, tossed in a pit with hot coals and buried. You had to pick and peel off the burnt skin and sand, but they were the best potatoes I ever ate in my life.

Next time I go camping, some peppers and meat are gonna go into the smoke-hole and get coffin'd. I am excited for the possibilities.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Schubalts posted:

Nah, it's the usual chili ingredients, but the meat is fish or shellfish.



I've never had seafood chili but wouldn't the more delicate flavors of seafood be utterly overwhelmed by the spices if you like spicy chili? I guess it's like shrimp and seafood in gumbo but to me gumbo is more balanced and not as reliant on that rich, meaty taste of a traditional chili.

TBH though, one of the best chili I ever had was vegan. Just roasted veggies, various beans and lots and lots of different hot and flavorful peppers in the sauce.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Did we already forget about the maddog2020 sauce on that burger or what

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zenithe posted:

Did we already forget about the maddog2020 sauce on that burger or what

silence this thread is now about vagina chili

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS












Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Tashilicious posted:

silence this thread is now about vagina chili

Best time to argue about bean inclusion tbh

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thinkin' about those vaginas

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Randaconda posted:

thinkin' about those vaginas

Puts "Bush's Beans" in a whole new light.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Roll that beautiful bean footage

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 5 days!)

Buttery beans in chili vaginas

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Schubalts posted:

Nah, it's the usual chili ingredients, but the meat is fish or shellfish.



I like chili. And I love shrimp.

But this is not something that appeals to me.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Trying to decide between a bloodborne reference or calling this The Culinary From Outer Space but I'll settle for looks bad Todd.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



What is this even supposed to be? Are those beans or chocolate chips? Is that cake or some other kind of fluffy abomination?

Also why add the shredded coconut to it, that poo poo is nasty.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Zil posted:

What is this even supposed to be? Are those beans or chocolate chips? Is that cake or some other kind of fluffy abomination?

Also why add the shredded coconut to it, that poo poo is nasty.

It looks like the kind of cake my friends and I would have made at a sleepover in 4th grade.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Zil posted:

What is this even supposed to be? Are those beans or chocolate chips? Is that cake or some other kind of fluffy abomination?

Also why add the shredded coconut to it, that poo poo is nasty.

I think it's a critical failure at Blueberry Pancakes, but I can't explain the coconut.

Edit: Oh those are chocolate chips.. hard to see on phone. I still think pancakes though.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I parsed it as gross hash browns and scrolled on

Now I'm thinking it's coconut Powerade pancakes

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

WITCHCRAFT posted:

I'd like to take this moment and remind all readers,

FOOD OBJECTS SMOKE-COOKED IN UNDERGROUND LOCALES

BURIED WITH SMOKING COALS / REVERSE UN-EARTHED WITH RED HOT ROCKS

THEY TASTE GOOD AS HECK EVEN IF THEY DIRTY WHEN YOU DIG THEM UP

One of the best camping meals I ever had was potatoes, tossed in a pit with hot coals and buried. You had to pick and peel off the burnt skin and sand, but they were the best potatoes I ever ate in my life.

Next time I go camping, some peppers and meat are gonna go into the smoke-hole and get coffin'd. I am excited for the possibilities.

Wrap that poo poo in a little tin foil pocket, don't throw food you're going to eat straight in the dirt, you animal.

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe

I mean it looks fine but trying to eat this thing your bites are going to be all uneven.

The beauty of the taco is the distribution.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Elviscat posted:

Wrap that poo poo in a little tin foil pocket, don't throw food you're going to eat straight in the dirt, you animal.

Dirt's mad yummy

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


So Trump got into a twitter fight with some dude from England, but thats not the important bit. Whats important is that the dude has invented a sausage-doughnut hybrid.

http://www.dausage.com/

quote:

The Dausage is a cross between a sausage and a doughnut. It is a succulent meat sausage, filled with different varieties of jam (or if you are from the US, jelly!) and other doughnut-like fillings.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zil posted:

So Trump got into a twitter fight with some dude from England, but thats not the important bit. Whats important is that the dude has invented a sausage-doughnut hybrid.

http://www.dausage.com/




reminds me of these, but worse

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Zil posted:

So Trump got into a twitter fight with some dude from England, but thats not the important bit. Whats important is that the dude has invented a sausage-doughnut hybrid.

http://www.dausage.com/




I'm not a fan of Jelly, but I would

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

Elviscat posted:

Wrap that poo poo in a little tin foil pocket, don't throw food you're going to eat straight in the dirt, you animal.

dirt’s good for you

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Iron Crowned posted:

I'm not a fan of Jelly, but I would

I'm thinking of something closer to a chutney than a jelly, but there are strong possibilities here. Like a lamb sausage with its own mint sauce.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Sage turkey sausage with a cranberry jelly filling

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Zil posted:

So Trump got into a twitter fight with some dude from England, but thats not the important bit. Whats important is that the dude has invented a sausage-doughnut hybrid.

http://www.dausage.com/





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMESRatAG04

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

People gotta stop making poo poo with Bling Bling Blue Raspberry MD 20/20.

Just mix it 1/1 with Steel Reserve and pass out like a human, drat.

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Zil posted:

So Trump got into a twitter fight with some dude from England, but thats not the important bit. Whats important is that the dude has invented a sausage-doughnut hybrid.

http://www.dausage.com/




Did someone raid Clive Barker's prop archive?

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