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spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari



Mushroom, mushroom

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm gonna guess the porno joke is 100% accurate.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

spaceblancmange posted:

Mushroom, mushroom

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

lol

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Brock Samson posted:

Marge's reaction to it is one of my favorite lines from the show.

Marge’s demeanor the next morning when she’s washing broken dishes is one of the subtlest dirtiest jokes they’ve made.

Phanatic fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Jun 11, 2020

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

excellent

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Porno...

It passed the first test... I didn't go blind.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Jose posted:

excellent

This was by far my most popular posting on the Facebook group, which tells you a lot about the demographics of people who hang out in a good-seasons Simpsons bortposting group :v:

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Phanatic posted:

Marge’s demeanor the next morning when she’s washing broken dishes is one of the subtlest dirtiest jokes they’ve made.



The face of a woman who's spent an unforgettable evening with a bottle of Old Harper and porno mags.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm pretty sure it's their sex life that keeps Marge in this marriage.

pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010



Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007




:dudsmile:

Really happy we’re back to shark and gorilla memes

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Bobstar posted:

2m48s of pure steamed goodness

Fun fact: you can watch the Steamed Hams clip 3 times in the same span of time it took for George Floyd to die.

Kinda-sorta related but very topical:

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




That fact does not seem fun

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Android Apocalypse posted:

Fun fact: you can watch the Steamed Hams clip 3 times in the same span of time it took for George Floyd to die.

Kinda-sorta related but very topical:


gently caress is this this?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Huh...I gathered he was holding one of those nitrous whipped cream maker thingies, but was still hella confused.

So I searched for nang, and:


Being from Australia, I'm surprised they didn't a a "y" on the end, don't you folks like doing that?

Nangy?

"Hey Tobias, want to go huff a Nangy?"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Cocaine Bear posted:

gently caress is this this?

There's a statue of Christopher Columbus in Boston, because the Italian-American community used him to become white decades ago and latched on

However (a) there's no longer an open discussion of whether Italians are white, and (b) Christopher Columbus did slavery and genocide and rape and etc etc etc

so somebody cut the head off the statue

and it's gone now

https://twitter.com/OnlyInBOS/status/1271064648599535618

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

loquacius posted:

There's a statue of Christopher Columbus in Boston, because the Italian-American community used him to become white decades ago and latched on

However (a) there's no longer an open discussion of whether Italians are white, and (b) Christopher Columbus did slavery and genocide and rape and etc etc etc

so somebody cut the head off the statue

and it's gone now

https://twitter.com/OnlyInBOS/status/1271064648599535618

I can bearly contain my rage

HappyCapybaraFamily
Sep 16, 2009


Roger Baolong Thunder Dragon has been fascinated by this sophisticated and scientifically beautiful industry since childhood, and has shown his talent in the design and manufacture of watches.
Speaking of statues

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

"Get Offa me ya dead crooner!"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

DrBouvenstein posted:

Huh...I gathered he was holding one of those nitrous whipped cream maker thingies, but was still hella confused.

So I searched for nang, and:


Being from Australia, I'm surprised they didn't a a "y" on the end, don't you folks like doing that?

Nangy?

"Hey Tobias, want to go huff a Nangy?"

I dunno, the -y suffix just doesn't seem sufficiently Aussie in this instance... I think it calls for an -a or maybe even -o.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Brock Samson posted:

Came to me last night as I was falling asleep



Why is Lisa taking toilet seats out of the dishwasher?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
[edit] wrong thread

Captain Splendid fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Jun 11, 2020

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

brocked posted:

Why is Lisa taking toilet seats out of the dishwasher?
Marge is getting ready for the house party in A Milhouse Divided and the joke is that she's overpreparing.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


brocked posted:

Why is Lisa taking toilet seats out of the dishwasher?

How do you wash your toilet seats?

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/scmpnews/status/1271105294609846272?s=21

The lawyer in the case was quoted as saying "this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Never Ending Story"."

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Zero One posted:

https://twitter.com/scmpnews/status/1271105294609846272?s=21

The lawyer in the case was quoted as saying "this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Never Ending Story"."

See, this is why watching classic Simpsons episodes should be mandatory in all countries. Had they seen that episode those poor restaurateurs would have known to never try this reckless endeavor.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


This but cold weather instead of the shark.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Benny Harvey posted:

This but cold weather instead of the shark.



About as rushed as I've ever done

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Make Nelson old man winter Abe laughing.

Super Nintendo 64
Feb 18, 2012

Elfface posted:

I dunno, the -y suffix just doesn't seem sufficiently Aussie in this instance... I think it calls for an -a or maybe even -o.

Oi carnt wanna choof a nanga?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Huh...I gathered he was holding one of those nitrous whipped cream maker thingies, but was still hella confused.

So I searched for nang, and:


Being from Australia, I'm surprised they didn't a a "y" on the end, don't you folks like doing that?

Nangy?

"Hey Tobias, want to go huff a Nangy?"

That's an odd name. I'd a called em chazwozzas.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

CommonShore posted:



About as rushed as I've ever done

Why thank you.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

CommonShore posted:



About as rushed as I've ever done

Amazing. I was hoping to see him lifting his cane in the air over the diorama but I won't criticize perfection.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I have a compulsion to pick the less used frame in many cases. I can't help it. I sat there and stared at my options for a few beats.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

CommonShore posted:



About as rushed as I've ever done

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Super Nintendo 64 posted:

Oi carnt wanna choof a nanga?

Sounds like something this guy would say


DrBouvenstein posted:

Huh...I gathered he was holding one of those nitrous whipped cream maker thingies, but was still hella confused.

So I searched for nang, and:


Being from Australia, I'm surprised they didn't a a "y" on the end, don't you folks like doing that?

Nangy?

"Hey Tobias, want to go huff a Nangy?"

Listen mate, I don't make the rules, I just speak the language, yeah?

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skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

:dudsmile:

skooma512 fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jun 12, 2020

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