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Somfin posted:Does he just not know that the word "written" exists or what That word is considered heresy for the faith of Solara. Oh, check out his Lard Avatar II t-shirt, available for purchase on his faith's website! https://solaranfaith.com/product/designer-graffiti-t-shirt-by-lord-avatar-ii/ Bogus Adventure fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jun 11, 2020 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:That word is considered heresy for the faith of Solara. Lard Avatar II? What is that faith about again?
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Tarquinn posted:Lard Avatar II? The importance of eating sun-brewed mayonnaise
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The_Continental posted:lol, OK ashley Dude lives on the set of one of the Monty Python sketches where the cast were dressed up as shrill housewives.
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Jun 11, 2020 23:07
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Tarquinn posted:Lard Avatar II?
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Lotwax you should counter DMCA this insane man for his usage of the triskelion. I hold the copyright for triskelion and Lard Avatar 2 has not procured a license through the proper legal channels, unlike Isle of Man, which asked nicely.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Sadly, the links on the front page aren't working. Fortunately, you can still purchase his complete works on Amazon.com You know with a book like this he may already have an account.
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God help me, I am on page 50 of the ~Righteous Jardacia~ book and I'm gonna finish it. Also for the goon who asked ages ago, "jardacia" is apparently their word for justice or judgment. The origin story about Solara is bizarre. For a goddess, she's totally incompetent and terrible at planning ahead. She also hates deceit but likes to purposely trick her followers to test their faithfulness. That seems odd, but hey I'm not exactly Lord Avatar III, so what do I know. So far my favorite part is when Solara makes 338 avatars to serve her. Five of them rebel and she throws them into a wasteland, where they build an army and then proceed to repeatedly kick the poo poo out of Solara's plans and her city. You'd think the 333 good avatars could easily take on the five bad ones, but no. Also the rebels call themselves the Demonic Horde (fka The Treacherous Five) and have a democratic council where they fight over what bad stuff they'll do. Must be lawful evil I guess. I wish our racist katana-wielding friend would register, I want to ask him how he became a believer of Solara for real. If he weren't a wanker there could be a genuinely interesting story about how he got into a divorced factory worker's weird homegrown religion. Buuuuut that would require some self-reflection he probably won't do.
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Telemaze posted:God help me, I am on page 50 of the ~Righteous Jardacia~ book and I'm gonna finish it. Also for the goon who asked ages ago, "jardacia" is apparently their word for justice or judgment. This sounds suspiciously like the Book of Enoch (Christian heretical text) where there are 5 "satans" cast down by god who battle against him and do pretty well which results in god flooding the earth.
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Jun 12, 2020 03:21
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Tenzarin posted:The pictures on his site are quite questionable. What was the original source of these was it on his solaran faith thing? NGL this guy is enough of an outsider and angry enough at women, minorities, police, etc. that he should probably be on a watch list if he isn't already.
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oh my god https://www.imdb.com/name/nm9770225/ EDIT: OH MY GOD https://www.imdb.com/video/vi1817884697?playlistId=nm9770225&ref_=nm_ov_vi
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Do we need to be from the borders of the modern UK to be up for membership in the Solaran race?
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I'm going to hunt and eat Ashley IRL
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redgubbinz posted:notice me, sunpai~
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm going to hunt and eat Ashley IRL I wouldn't, British food is terrible
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Mel Mudkiper posted:oh my god You can hear all his fans so clearly in this video
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I wonder why his girlfriend wouldn't want to date this g oh
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"Yew know nuffin' Jon Solara"
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm going to hunt and eat Ashley IRL Nice av/post combo. You mite just put it on the menu
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Bogus Adventure posted:Nice av/post combo. Raw meaty chunks of Ashley piled high... Edit: Oh neat, you can contribute to his IMDB page. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jun 12, 2020 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:I wonder why his girlfriend wouldn't want to date this g the plight of the lefty. so sad 
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Frank Frank posted:Edit: Oh neat, you can contribute to his IMDB page. lmao
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Frank Frank posted:This sounds suspiciously like the Book of Enoch (Christian heretical text) where there are 5 "satans" cast down by god who battle against him and do pretty well which results in god flooding the earth. Doesn't surprise me, as others have mentioned the whole thing is pretty much poorly understood Abrahamic religion + a really bad d&d campaign. I'm still working on the rest of The Righteous Jardacia but the middle even worse than the beginning. Also, I came across this "demon" on the website. Hmmm, that's a funny name. It will shock absolutely no one that Lord Avatar II's ex (and mother of his child!) who took him to court for slandering her is named Hayley.   e: to make it clear, I'm not digging up poo poo about these people. He talks about all this openly in various places online (usually whining about it) because he's a classy guy. Telemaze fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jun 12, 2020 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Nice av/post combo. 
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Why are fantasy nerds so hostile to democracy? I mean, I know that they are dumb and a threat to it but specifically, why do they hate it so much?
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phasmid posted:Why are fantasy nerds so hostile to democracy? I mean, I know that they are dumb and a threat to it but specifically, why do they hate it so much? Because benevolent fascists appear frequently in the stuff they read? Just a guess
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Telemaze posted:
A simple google search and this guy's hilarious life is laid out before you. Very little time or digging required. Also I think we're doing the lords work by forever preserving his lovely white supremacist attitude.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Because benevolent fascists appear frequently in the stuff they read? Just a guess As good a guess as any I could come up with.
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phasmid posted:Why are fantasy nerds so hostile to democracy? I mean, I know that they are dumb and a threat to it but specifically, why do they hate it so much? If you read this guys twitter he really likes calling out individuals and/or institutions for being weak. He's confused the narratives of his favorite childhood media with real life, and thinks that a single powerful person is capable of molding the world not for the better, but into a view that suits his specific fat white lazy needs.
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The_Continental posted:If you read this guys twitter he really likes calling out individuals and/or institutions for being weak. He's confused the narratives of his favorite childhood media with real life, and thinks that a single powerful person is capable of molding the world not for the better, but into a view that suits his specific fat white lazy needs. Is he strong? He doesn't look very strong. He looks a little doughy to me but then again, I don't have a trained eye.
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phasmid posted:Why are fantasy nerds so hostile to democracy? I mean, I know that they are dumb and a threat to it but specifically, why do they hate it so much? They all believe that they are destined to rule the world. Yes, even the ones that are 35 living in they mom's basement. They are unanimously wrong.
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phasmid posted:Why are fantasy nerds so hostile to democracy? I mean, I know that they are dumb and a threat to it but specifically, why do they hate it so much? Democracy loses it's luster when you internalize the concept that most people think you're a freak. Under democracy, if most people think you're a freak, it means you are one because the majority rules. Then when some authoritarian fascist comes along and seduces these people, they see a possible world where they'll no longer be a freak, and that's too tempting to resist.
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biznatchio posted:Democracy loses it's luster when you internalize the concept that most people think you're a freak. Under democracy, if most people think you're a freak, it means you are one because the majority rules. Then when some authoritarian fascist comes along and seduces these people, they see a possible world where they'll no longer be a freak, and that's too tempting to resist. Cold. Blooded.
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Frank Frank posted:Is he strong? He doesn't look very strong. He looks a little doughy to me but then again, I don't have a trained eye. Thats just it, hes clearly a mayonnaise elemental or possible sausage golem but hes styled himself as a storm wizard or some sort of royalty because it satisfies his need to be the hero of his own shrinking microverse.
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You guys ain't kidding. There's a whole section in this book about how democracy is EVIL and how it's the only thing that keeps the demons from winning (they win most of the time anyway lol). It was obviously some kind of obsession with the original Lord Avatar too. Maybe a voting booth hosed his wife, I don't know.quote:Demon'Ocracy was the very thing keeping them from growth, it had a treacherous effect on those who craved it. All Demons were equal, they all had a voice, and with it, the constant noise of chaos ensued. quote:The Battle raged for an age, the Demons, stuck in their democratic trance, could not agree on a solution. Dictatorship (yes, using that exact word) is referred to as a good thing. Also! There's a story in there about how one of the avatars, Ashrah, starts to feel sympathy for the demons. She falls in love with one of them and sees the demons as fellow victims in the constant war. Mind you, the lesser demons are in fact being enslaved and abused by the big bads. Ashrah's sympathy is framed as completely evil. Solara's so mad about it that she decides she can never forgive it. But she also doesn't want to give Ashrah up to go be with the demon guy. Instead she imprisons her so that she can (and I quote) "gradually re-indoctrinate" her. This rear end in a top hat fascist is supposed to be the good guy? ALSO also, there's a story about how poor people are welfare queens and being on benefits is "shameful." gently caress these idiots.
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Telemaze posted:
I can almost guarantee that Ashley Ellison is unemployed.
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Wow. That explains everything thus far. 
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It took me forever to realize that wasn’t a chin tattoo.
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This guy is a literal goldmine of creativity and talent. I'd expect nothing less from a Lard Avatar.
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