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Trump
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Trump 94 0.22%
Toop 115 0.27%
Trno 109 0.25%
Tumble 109 0.25%
Torp 42163 98.21%
Treep 106 0.25%
Truro 112 0.26%
Traml 122 0.28%
Total: 637 votes
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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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brugroffil posted:

the dreaded Bottomless Pinocchio

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1271458043214135296

does his dick grow bigger with every lie or how does that work
A wizard placed a spell on him so if he doesn't keep lying he shits himself.

Except Trump is president so the hex barely matters.

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nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Hell world goes too fast for me to keep up sometimes, but wasn't this interview supposed to be aired almost immediately after it was conducted? And that did't happen, it sounds like? Or am I thinking of a different one?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

brugroffil posted:

the dreaded Bottomless Pinocchio

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1271458043214135296

does his dick grow bigger with every lie or how does that work

Our planes are still that old though

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

nikosoft posted:

Hell world goes too fast for me to keep up sometimes, but wasn't this interview supposed to be aired almost immediately after it was conducted? And that did't happen, it sounds like? Or am I thinking of a different one?

Apparently they're airing it at like 1pm.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
poll obsessed planes

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
its a popular conservative talking point the democrats gut the military and they have to swoop in and save it disregarding the fact the the budget doubles every year regardless of which party is in charge because they all profit from the mic the same

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Hot Karl Marx posted:

lmao a loving jujube just obliterated my crown, tore the top right off

owned

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Basebf555 posted:

Apparently they're airing it at like 1pm.

Thanks! I feel like originally it was supposed to be same day, prime time or so.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



gotem

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i cant believe mr president told another one

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Trump's tellin' whoppers

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

giving this statement infinite pinnochorinos as this will surely be sufficient to convince the well reasoned trump supporter

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cool world

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Details of this book no one will buy coming out about flotus staying in trueimp tower for half of 2017 to renegotiate her prenup and how much it cost the USSS and NYPD to keep her secure so far is pretty lol

https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/1271463820721086464

I will continue my proud tradition of stealing every single one of these inane tick tock books

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
another one of Trump's Juicy Doubles

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Not Brad Pitts finest work

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

DryGoods posted:

another one of Trump's Juicy Doubles

Please do not objectify my president's thicc dumper

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Lol

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

helium is for fusion not fission!! a more scientifically accurate meme would involve the helium atom doing sex!!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Helium is used in nuclear FUSION, not FISSION.




E: gently caress

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

helium is for fusion not fission!! a more scientifically accurate meme would involve the helium atom doing sex!!

Whatever nerd either way there's a bang

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




He stands for huge explosion

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
just everyone openly committing federally prosecutable crimes but since the executive is in fact a lazy racist grifter criminal himself literally nothing will happen.

Real cool good and legal system of government we have

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
fuse this, nerds

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Inspector Hound posted:

I only ask that Frasier and Niles be spared the guillotine

*as Frasier is being strapped into place* "What IS a boy to do"

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

helium is for fusion not fission!! a more scientifically accurate meme would involve the helium atom doing sex!!

sounds like someone has been hanging out with noble gasses. GUILLOTINE

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


this is the correct response to this meme

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

helium is for fusion not fission!! a more scientifically accurate meme would involve the helium atom doing sex!!

zegermans posted:

Helium is used in nuclear FUSION, not FISSION.

E: gently caress

these, though technically correct, are incorrect responses

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 354 days!

Crunchy Black posted:

just everyone openly committing federally prosecutable crimes but since the executive is in fact a lazy racist grifter criminal himself literally nothing will happen.

Real cool good and legal system of government we have
Joe biden will fix all of this

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Doc Walrus posted:

*as Frasier is being strapped into place* "What IS a boy to do"

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Details of this book no one will buy coming out about flotus staying in trueimp tower for half of 2017 to renegotiate her prenup and how much it cost the USSS and NYPD to keep her secure so far is pretty lol

https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/1271463820721086464

she gets half the presidency now

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

art of the deal

K9
May 6, 2007

petit choux posted:

Who wants to die for art?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sNfZuCbHgU

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
:qq: nooooooo you cant just conflate all kinds of nuclear reactions and treat them as the same! this is anathema to scientific progress and public understanding of the modern world!! :qq:

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


brugroffil posted:

the dreaded Bottomless Pinocchio

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1271458043214135296

does his dick grow bigger with every lie or how does that work

lol freeballing pinocchio

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

fun fact, half the yield from modern nukes is actually from U238 that a fusion explosion kicks in the nuts hard enough to start fissioning

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

WORKING HARD THANK U

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

Some general told him some bullshit about not having enough hellfire missiles or such and he took it to mean the military had literally no ammo, just an amazingly smooth brain

everyone's probably grifting trump all over the place

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
william............................. no!

https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1271469734303842304

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