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Trump
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Trump 94 0.22%
Toop 115 0.27%
Trno 109 0.25%
Tumble 109 0.25%
Torp 42163 98.21%
Treep 106 0.25%
Truro 112 0.26%
Traml 122 0.28%
Total: 637 votes
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Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
we should bring back the Salem witch trials.

If you can sit through an entire televised interview with the president and not go crazy, you're a witch and you deserve to be thrown in the river. If you watch an entire televised interview with the president, well you're stupid AND crazy and deserve to be left unmedicated.
bing bong so simple

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Wow! President Epic High Five!

i'm guessing i missed a wage slavery in the industrialized north argument

Literal Hamster
Mar 11, 2012

YOSPOS

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Details of this book no one will buy coming out about flotus staying in trueimp tower for half of 2017 to renegotiate her prenup and how much it cost the USSS and NYPD to keep her secure so far is pretty lol

https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/1271463820721086464

she hosed over trump and the american taxpayer at the same time?

good for her

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
nice try, "Honest" Abe. but you're no Donald Trump

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

NofrikinfuN posted:

i had literally never heard of juneteenth before this news cycle

congrats on getting yourself cancelled

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
you get it, right? you know what i'm talkin about. we're gonna maga

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I think he was putting himself in Lincoln’s shoes and thinking wow o got assassinated for this that’s not good !

maybe

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
how’s everyone doing today?

a black teen was found dead, hung from a tree in front of city hall in palmdale this morning and cops are already calling it a suicide

http://theavtimes.com/2020/06/11/suspected-suicide-body-found-hanging-from-tree-in-poncitlan-square-palmdale-issues-statement/

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

is he calling the freedom of slaves questionable???

as said above, his brain is oatmeal, who the hell knows

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/1271486209378918410
tell us more about the terrorist organization antifa, mr president

with my last breath...

my rarest pepe

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

NofrikinfuN posted:

i had literally never heard of juneteenth before this news cycle

i think it's bigger in texas than most states

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/jonathanoosting/status/1271469493605236738?s=21

beyond parody

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

DryGoods posted:

nice try, "Honest" Abe. but you're no Donald Trump

topless pinocchio award

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
As usual the interviewer bailed Trump out by talking over him and not letting him finish his thought, then immediately moving on to the next question.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
*Trump in a stove pipe hat and beard moving in Matrix bullet time dodging John Wilkes Booth's shots*

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

DryGoods posted:

*Trump in a stove pipe hat and beard moving in Matrix bullet time dodging John Wilkes Booth's shots*

by leaning forward

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



I hope every reactionary owns libs extremely hard by not voting ever

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol


lol he's 100% correct on that one

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

parody is dead friend

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Trump: Dumpster of Liberty

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Flavius Aetass posted:

i'm guessing i missed a wage slavery in the industrialized north argument

It was more an argument about the modern prison-industrial complex being any better than chattel slavery.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
my office wants us back to full schedule next week and Im like :chloe:

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


A white dude just asked in the company Slack if there are any Juneteenth events planned

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Flavius Aetass posted:

i think it's bigger in texas than most states

yeah especially in Galveston

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Super cool abuser language from the President. Just top notch stuff, America.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:pwn:

Gringostar posted:

ftfy

bolton is by every definition a loving war criminal

:hai:


trumps brain is just so hosed up and I love it

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

zegermans posted:

It rules that Worf killed the Klingon head of state twice and Starfleet was just like "welp that's their tradition I guess"

Yeah worf's great

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1271477367836479488

ok i think it's safe to post this without catching a perma

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



DryGoods posted:

Trump: Dumpster of Liberty

getting horny to the dumpster on Lady Liberty

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

CODChimera posted:

Yeah worf's great

the fact that he gets his rear end kicked every time he goes up against a non-klingon says a lot about klingons

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

I love this too

I hope they then go and lick doorknobs and spit in each other's mouth cuz Covid-19 both doesn't exist and is a liberal weapon to harm daddy trump

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Where are all these trump quotes coming from? Because he legit sounds loving fried to poo poo

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

CODChimera posted:

Where are all these trump quotes coming from? Because he legit sounds loving fried to poo poo

from our president, op

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
lol sounds like a fun time

https://twitter.com/thecjs/status/1271495749918879744

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

CODChimera posted:

Where are all these trump quotes coming from? Because he legit sounds loving fried to poo poo

he did an interview on fox (prerecorded, so this is the stuff they left in lmao)

Commissar Of Doom
Apr 21, 2009
TMURP 500!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/SSCustomHomes/status/1271453087841112065?s=20

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

lmao he's making GBS threads on candice owens

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Bolton is right about impeachment and how narrow it was but he also misses that Dem leadership did that on purpose.

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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Consummate Professional posted:

congrats on getting yourself cancelled

can't get cancelled if you were never.. not cancelled

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