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Some homeless guy with the same name as you racked up debt and now the city placed a lien on your house! Lose $200,000.
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Jun 12, 2020 18:39
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- Adbot
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Jun 8, 2024 05:44
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- vanisher
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Congratulations, in Round 5 of reopening the government has allowed your workplace to reopen! However the company you work for is going bankrupt due to lack of customers and is slashing your pay (lose $5,000 per turn from salary). Choose either: Spend $5,000 on career training to keep your pay (spin wheel, if you land on 1,3, or 5 you signed up for a scam and lose your money and job), or Spend $0 to accept permanent pay decrease.
Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext
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Jun 12, 2020 18:48
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Your son wants to become a twitch streamer! He got his first sponsorship, but they only pay in bitcoin! Lose 500k.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Jun 12, 2020 19:05
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- nut
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Buy new IKEA living room set. remove your shirt and begin profusely swearing and sweating
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Jun 12, 2020 21:41
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- vanisher
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Your dick is caught in a rat trap! Pay $1,000.
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Jun 13, 2020 03:05
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- vanisher
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You tied your shoes successfully.
Stand up and make a hero pose, other players must clap.
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Jun 13, 2020 03:08
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- Stoner Sloth
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Give the correct Dewey Decimal Classification number for Museum Science in order to be become a librarian and win the game instantly.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Jun 13, 2020 04:35
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Congratulations, you made it through graduate school! Putting all that effort will pay off to ensure you don't have to work sould-destroying jobs. But... the "manager" who barely finished their Bachelor of Commerce degree is in love with pointless rules and holds mandatory meetings where they lecture endlessly without knowing what they are talking about. Security still checks your bags for stolen office supplies when you leave even though you make six figures. Lose: Your sanity.
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Jun 13, 2020 05:33
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Your Home Owners' Association suggests introducing drug testing. The motion carries. Lose: Your collection of research chemicals. Also, your dignity.
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Jun 13, 2020 05:37
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- FutonForensic
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Jun 13, 2020 06:13
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- vanisher
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Your Home Owners' Association suggests introducing drug testing. The motion carries. Lose: Your collection of research chemicals. Also, your dignity.
All the old ladies in your HOA hand wrote your name on the ballots for HOA president, congratulations! The constant calls about petty issues force you to take an unpaid vacation. Lose 2 turns.
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Jun 13, 2020 06:23
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- Escape From Noise
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You have let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Lose 1 turn per child.
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Jun 13, 2020 11:33
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- Darfuri War Orphan
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My, Earth really is full of things!
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"Keep this card hidden" is a very important step to remember.
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Jun 13, 2020 18:02
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- SeaGoatSupreme
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Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
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Cave in and buy your daughter that pony she is constantly begging you for for her birthday. Lose all disposable income for 25 years.
You buy an ant farm. Discard your pony card if you have one, regain your income.
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Jun 13, 2020 18:18
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- google THIS
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You don't know what they want from you. For the rest of the game, gain a problem every time you gain money.
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Jun 13, 2020 18:42
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- Escape From Noise
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"No! I'm not going to pull over and ask for directions! We're making great time!"
Go back two spaces
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Jun 13, 2020 19:12
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- nut
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Go on a fun road trip with your friends.
Lose these friends.
no why
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Jun 13, 2020 19:32
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- Adbot
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Jun 8, 2024 05:44
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