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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Platystemon posted:

Silly footwear is not visible on three of them.
Wearing flippers and skates on the bridge is against Starfleet OSHA rules given how often it gets violently shaken.

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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Lodin posted:



A bit sad that people are feeding the llama pizza, but I find it amusing that it's named Che.

Read that as "organic yam" initially, and took longer than I would like to admit trying to figure that out.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

everyone knows tradwives dont put things in their vagina. she shoved it up her rear end. also it was the lady only brand of doritos.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Sulu looks sad despite having a lovely little bouquet of flowers and a cool hat

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Bones is a doctor, not a shoveller.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




RandomFerret posted:

Sulu looks sad despite having a lovely little bouquet of flowers and a cool hat

They all look pretty unhappy with the situation.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Collateral Damage posted:

Wearing flippers and skates on the bridge is against Starfleet OSHA rules given how often it gets violently shaken.

But would it actually be a stabilizing addition, similar to how some buildings in earthquake prone areas are built on Teflon sliders.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Found this in the wild yesterday!

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006



For some reason, this old Bloom County strip keeps popping into my head lately.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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snergle posted:

also it was the lady only brand of doritos.

Doritas?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

a kitten posted:



For some reason, this old Bloom County strip keeps popping into my head lately.

In modern America he's angry that they've opened the Active Shooter Drill Box on an unscheduled day.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Memento posted:

Spock would never deign to lower himself to such a primitive art as Marquess of Queensberry boxing rules. He's a bareknuckle no-rules Vulcan if ever there was one.

Pfff look at this guy who's never heard of Vulcan skateboxing. Clearly you haven't read the novels.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

1. The wire holding up the rear of Kirk's tribble-lined cape is visible.

2. Sulu relies on Effexor to regulate his mood, but the pills by his hand are not pentagons. (Incorrectly regarded as goof: Effexor's shape may have changed since the modern day.)

3. Dr. McCoy's uniform tunic is not blue as it usually is.

4. Episode 2x27 clearly establishes that Spock prefers in-line skates.

5. The rectangular hatch on Uhura's hat is mistakenly visible, revealing too early that she is being mind-controlled by a miniature Harry Mudd.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

:gowron:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/O9UDXeD.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's funny because it's random!

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

Randaconda posted:

it's funny because it's random!

it's not random at all--every caption is related to what it's describing

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

One thing I have found out on these, the Something Awful comedy forums, is that to some people any kind of incongruity is "random."

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




DONT loving STEAL MY BIT

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Randaconda posted:

it's funny because it's random!

It's funny because they're using cast iron for an acidic tomato sauce, which is bad for the skillet, and will impart an unpleasant metal flavor to the sauce, they shoulda have used a pan made of a metal that forms a hard, passive oxide layer, such as Titanium, Nickel, or Corrosion Resistant ("Stainless") Steel, or is coated in a passive polymer or ceramic coating.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:hmmyes:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


What's it say on sheet music to tell the musician to rhythmically slap the home keys with their belly?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
The people who keep saying "Kirk" need some dang glasses, because Kirk is no where in that picture.

Fuckers forgot about my boy, Chekov.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

That's Scotty in the background, unless Chekov came down with another bout of that aging disease.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Lobok posted:

What's it say on sheet music to tell the musician to rhythmically slap the home keys with their belly?

When you interpret this part wrong

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:



4. Episode 2x27 clearly establishes that Spock prefers in-line skates.


There were no inline skates in the '60s

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1271873327481581568

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

There were no inline skates in the '60s

There probably were in the 2260s.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

There were no inline skates in the '60s

You got me, that's what makes my response unrealistic.

In-line skates were invented before foursquare skates and date back to 1743.

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug

Eh! Frank posted:

Kimmy Granger?

:golfclap:

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

You got me, that's what makes my response unrealistic.

In-line skates were invented before foursquare skates and date back to 1743.

:owned:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's the show it should have been

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost







Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


gently caress, I could murder a parma right now...

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Hyperlynx posted:

gently caress, I could murder a parma right now...

The football team or the city?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Hyperlynx posted:

gently caress, I could murder a parma right now...

Yeah, that did the same for me. I got everything on hand but the cheese god drat it. I know, I have no one to blame but myself.

but I still really want one now

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Lobok posted:

What's it say on sheet music to tell the musician to rhythmically slap the home keys with their belly?

I see someone's never played the Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz before :colbert:.

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