|
Whooping Crabs posted:Man puts cellphone charger up his penis, gets it stuck in his bladder Thank god he didn't plug it in
|
#
?
Jun 8, 2020 23:23
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 06:07 |
|
|
Whooping Crabs posted:Man puts cellphone charger up his penis, gets it stuck in his bladder He was charged with unnatural sex acts.
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2020 01:02
|
|
|
China May Send Ducks to battle Pakistan’s locust swarms
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2020 01:37
|
|
|
Platystemon posted:He was charged with unnatural sex acts. Male-to-male connections are perfectly normal, get with the times 
Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Jun 9, 2020 |
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2020 01:39
|
|
|
Then what did he plug into his phone?
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2020 05:41
|
|
|
Stuck in his bladder? That’s sounding painful.
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2020 05:51
|
|
|
Platystemon posted:Stuck in his bladder? 
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2020 17:09
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2020 17:39
|
|
|
It's a good thing that she shot his head and not a vital organ.I
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2020 20:26
|
|
|
Crossposting myself because really, who knows where this is more appropriate
|
|
#
?
Jun 10, 2020 03:36
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/Hbomberguy/status/1270480343506845696?s=19
|
|
#
?
Jun 10, 2020 03:51
|
|
|
https://mobile.twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1270466186443096064
|
|
#
?
Jun 11, 2020 12:08
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/1271182828252905476
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2020 20:17
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/milesklee/status/1271484698888269824?s=21
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2020 21:50
|
|
|
Good news everyone! 2020 is almost over! https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/tech/973452/end-of-the-world-2020-conspiracy-theory-calendar/
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2020 22:33
|
|
|
Ducks are such sloppy drunks.
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2020 23:56
|
|
|
Cartoon Man posted:Good news everyone! 2020 is almost over! ...that picture is an Aztec calendar isn't it.
|
|
#
?
Jun 13, 2020 20:30
|
|
|
It sure is!
|
|
#
?
Jun 13, 2020 20:39
|
|
|
Well no wonder why it's off then
|
|
#
?
Jun 13, 2020 21:31
|
|
|
Did you actually know that or did you just logically assume the Sun would be wrong
|
|
#
?
Jun 13, 2020 21:39
|
|
|
Melaneus posted:...that picture is an Aztec calendar isn't it. Like they realize the aztecs and maya are two totally different cultures with unrelated languages. I'd be surprised if they even realize that there was more than one culture across the entirety of mesoamérica.
|
|
#
?
Jun 13, 2020 22:13
|
|
|
The best detail was left out of the headline. A bow-tie wearing duck: 
|
|
#
?
Jun 13, 2020 22:54
|
|
|
Inexplicable sighting in a Malaysian news report about the newly-opened post-quarantine highway stops. https://twitter.com/Ijulnaim/status/1271786903797456897?s=19 Apparently her cats pooped in the pet carrier and she was washing them.
|
|
#
?
Jun 14, 2020 05:28
|
|
|
Ziggy Sobotka vindicated
|
|
#
?
Jun 14, 2020 15:22
|
|
|
Henchman of Santa posted:Ziggy Sobotka vindicated Hm, ducks do have freakishly large penises.
|
|
#
?
Jun 14, 2020 17:36
|
|
|
A little context to this one for anyone outside the UK is that the BBC in all its spineless glory is refusing to call the fascists rioting in London against Black Lives Matter "fascists" or "far right", instead calling them "anti-anti-racists", except somehow for the news broadcast they put out for literal toddlers https://twitter.com/learnincurve11/status/1272089155472969730
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 09:07
|
|
|
American politics getting crazier than ever. https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1272390385327837193?s=19 Edit: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/458763139866435584?s=19 https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1272004949866450946?s=09 The MSJ has a new favorite as of 11:51 on Jun 15, 2020 |
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 11:49
|
|
|
The MSJ posted:American politics getting crazier than ever. Ted's just upset that he wasn't in the running because no one thinks he's a human being
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 13:15
|
|
|
Greek court considers Lesbos vs lesbians case
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 17:50
|
|
|
"If you are not from Lesbos, you are not a Lesbian. " just a sparkling gal pal
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 17:58
|
|
|
quote:“I have a hard time explaining to my daughter that we Lesbians are not homosexuals. My mother, my sister and my daughter are all Lesbians and it’s incredible the amount of ridicule they suffer because of this,” Achlioptas told the court. 
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 18:19
|
|
|
I don't even see what the problem is, I'd be delighted to be known as an honorary lesbian.
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 18:29
|
|
|
They're going about this all wrong. They need to do high-profile horrible things so that lower-case lesbians will no longer want to be associated with Lesbos. Well, I guess this dumb lawsuit is a good start.
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 18:34
|
|
|
How are they expecting to enforce this, exactly?
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 18:35
|
|
|
Original descriptive do not steal!
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 18:37
|
|
|
Absurd Alhazred posted:How are they expecting to enforce this, exactly? Step 1: Win lawsuit. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 18:45
|
|
|
"Mom, Mom, I have to tell you something. I'm a Lesbian." "But honey, that's ridiculous! When did you have the time to migrate to Lesbos?!"
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 18:56
|
|
|
No daughter of mine will engage in unnatural relationships with Greek shell corporations to avoid paying her fair share of taxes!
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 23:21
|
|
|
It’s pretty cyberpunk to get a cease and desist for your sexuality
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2020 23:24
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 06:07 |
|
|
Vienna police fine man €500 for 'massive intestinal wind' Flatulent, hates the police - alright, which one of you was this?
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2020 23:04
|
|