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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Funny Pictures: the cheek shall inherit the girth
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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Samuringa posted:



Thought it said "aw piss" at first

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

"Know your Judo well" is not consistent with "Abolish penis grabbing." :colbert:

To be fair, the cop was going for a headlock when he made the judo comment, not penis grabbing

Ugly In The Morning posted:



Who the hell signed off on this? Every time I look at it there’s always more and it’s always :stonk:

Well they uh, did have these weird "bad porno" style commercials for a bit..so I'm guessing whoever greenlit those was part of it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Qd6seNgMY

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

 The three genders, heels, flats, and boots.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

OwlFancier posted:

The three genders, heels, flats, and boots.

The one has eyelashes which obviously only women have.

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

muscles like this! posted:

The one has eyelashes which obviously only women have.

I'm imagining a parody with a male anthopomorphic character with big eyelashes and a voice like Barry White and everyone else constantly misgenders him because the eyelashes are the only thing they go off of.

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

marshmallow creep posted:

I'm imagining a parody with a male anthopomorphic character with big eyelashes and a voice like Barry White and everyone else constantly misgenders him because the eyelashes are the only thing they go off of.

I think this is literally a character in A Bug's Life, except it's Dennis Leary instead of Barry White.

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Ugly In The Morning posted:



Who the hell signed off on this? Every time I look at it there’s always more and it’s always :stonk:

gonna take this to the Epstein thread where it will be fully appreciated

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

SpacePig posted:

I think this is literally a character in A Bug's Life, except it's Dennis Leary instead of Barry White.

Isn't he also a ladybug? I think that's more the joke than the eyelashes alone, but the eyelashes are a factor as a recall.

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snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

marshmallow creep posted:

Thought it said "aw piss" at first

:piss: what if that guy was saying holy poo poo yes. please subscribe to ice cubes account to find out the truth

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

snergle posted:

:piss: what if that guy was saying holy poo poo yes. please subscribe to ice cubes account to find out the truth

The guy in that video was actually saying "holy poo poo, badass."

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Samuringa posted:



:3:

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 05:26 on Jun 15, 2020

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Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Zetsubou-san posted:

:3:



Le petite médecin de la peste

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

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Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009

Samuringa posted:




:allears:

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Aceofblue posted:



:allears:

I'm gonna need help on this one. Who is that?

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

marshmallow creep posted:

I'm gonna need help on this one. Who is that?

Medical youtuber who talks about medical cases. Videos are titled like this: "A Man Was Licked By His Dog. This Is How His Organs Shut Down."

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



 https://twitter.com/angryreporter/status/1271794197599850497?s=20

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Randaconda posted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I

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Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Randaconda posted:



Mr.Cool Ice got a family

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Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
He also immediately put on a dadbod.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Samuringa posted:



Eileen!! :bloodborne:

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yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Ugly In The Morning posted:



Who the hell signed off on this? Every time I look at it there’s always more and it’s always :stonk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Samuringa posted:

https://i.imgur.com/O9UDXeD.mp4

Whats the cow rice

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Milo and POTUS posted:

Whats the cow rice

cheese

using omgrandom names makes it funny!

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Doc Hawkins posted:

gonna take this to the Epstein thread where it will be fully appreciated

Ugh I'm gonna regret reading this but I'm tempted. Where is it? I checked D&D but didn't see one.

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:



Disappointed these were all different numbers

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Splendid posted:

Disappointed these were all different numbers

they'd all be top-tier forum handles

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
A sad quirk of the legal systems. Kitten Juggling has been outlawed since the 70s, but you can still, easily, find Frog Jugglers.

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Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Captain Splendid posted:

Disappointed these were all different numbers
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spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Cool new album cover for the remaster of Wisconsin Death Trip.

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Moo the cow posted:



Absolutely underrated movie.

This and Blankman are the best superhero movies, hands down.

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007

Binary Badger posted:



I'm a NYC Slut

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/EzraelAni/status/1272089579512901634

https://files.catbox.moe/my3hn8.mp4

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

 Long long cat cat

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