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Trump
This poll is closed.
Trump 94 0.22%
Toop 115 0.27%
Trno 109 0.25%
Tumble 109 0.25%
Torp 42163 98.21%
Treep 106 0.25%
Truro 112 0.26%
Traml 122 0.28%
Total: 637 votes
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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

trump: if we don't look we can't see!

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Tainen posted:

A poster in New Zealand posted pics in another thread from a packed concert they attended a week or so ago and it made in insanely depressed because it isn’t going to happen here for a long long time

nah we'll have packed concerts and churches and stuff very soon. they won't be disease free by any stretch of the imagination but they will happen

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

object permanence never quite sunk in for the big wet president

Literal Hamster
Mar 11, 2012

YOSPOS

brugroffil posted:

From reading the article, this isn't giving employers access to anyone's 401k's. What it lets them do is instead of having their 401k's managed by Principal or Fidelity or whoever, they can now be managed by private equity hedge fund firms who'll charge even higher fees. It's a bad development, but it doesn't mean your boss gets to tap into your 401k. They just might choose to let Bloodsuckers Hedge Fund manage it because it'll lower company costs while increasing fees on the employees' side.

letting a private equity firm manage a pension is just theft with extra steps

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
we're gonna be testing so much, you're gonna get sick from the testing

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

PostNouveau posted:

I wonder what's the best way to land in this situation. Flat on the back? I don't think this guy's strategy worked great here.

Edit: Maybe it did though? How'd he do? How long was he in the hospital after this?

he actually walked off the ramp and only had minor injuries iirc

he probably landed the best way possible; at an angle where his feet/legs touched first and absorbed a lot of impact before taking most of it on his pelvis (which is the strongest bone in the body i think)

edit: he also gets his hands/arms under him to break some more force as well

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Exact quote
https://twitter.com/nielslesniewski/status/1272603533834096641?s=19

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
you know zoomers are really smart and hip because they refer to everything as underrated

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


this is the president

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

shyduck posted:

this is the president

prove it

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




fora second i thought this guys twitter avatar was mayor dave's avatar

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

conservatism is not "things are fine, don't change them", it's "every day we must fight to make things the way they used to be." Nobody is happy with the status quo except for the people who truly don't give a poo poo.

yes, but fighting for conservatism is the job of the people who are highly engaged with politics. they don't tell their voters to do jack poo poo except pull the lever

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shear Modulus posted:

nah we'll have packed concerts and churches and stuff very soon. they won't be disease free by any stretch of the imagination but they will happen

WHich state will be the first to allow Jimmy Buffet to play again?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

we've joked for years about his object permanence but lmao

trump is the absolute king of showing the maximum level of self-awareness while being monumentally unaware

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

COVID testing is gonna be illegal lmao

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lmao

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

just straight up murder, loving christ

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Piping the Appalachian Trail?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


this president is broken can we get a new one please

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Dustcat posted:

this president is broken can we get a new one please

do you want the good news or the bad news first

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002




Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Homeless Friend posted:

                                    

oglethorpe2020
May 23, 2020

tux liberation front


neutral milf hotel posted:

lol. an you imagine the chud freak out if Biden chose Susan rice

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1272597241308475393
Edit: whoops! Quote is not edit

Romney could help him create a binder

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
this whole thing is bonkers

https://twitter.com/emilygorcenski/status/1272596445825323008

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009



wat

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Flavius Aetass posted:

do you want the good news or the bad news first

you can't fool me, there's no good news is there

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


I'm utterly flabbergasted by the mindset that elevating the rights of others somehow diminishes your own. gently caress these pricks, I hope they eat themselves

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/PrettyBadLefty/status/1272606223838457858?s=19

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

neutral milf hotel posted:

lol. an you imagine the chud freak out if Biden chose Susan rice

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1272597241308475393
Edit: whoops! Quote is not edit

I don't know who Susan Rice is. Condoleeza Rice's niece, I'm guessing?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Dustcat posted:

this president is broken can we get a new one please

he's out of warranty, sorry

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

yes, but fighting for conservatism is the job of the people who are highly engaged with politics. they don't tell their voters to do jack poo poo except pull the lever
On the contrary, right-wing media has a very pricey demand for their voters: that they live in constant fear. Because if they stop being afraid, for any real length of time, they'll be less likely to pull that lever.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

smarxist posted:

he actually walked off the ramp and only had minor injuries iirc

he probably landed the best way possible; at an angle where his feet/legs touched first and absorbed a lot of impact before taking most of it on his pelvis (which is the strongest bone in the body i think)

edit: he also gets his hands/arms under him to break some more force as well

Oh nice. Gonna remember this technique for when I fall out of an airplane.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

this is all just an elaborate plot to cover up questionable things their kids purchased off ebay

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Coming up on 10 years

https://twitter.com/50cent/status/22201409032

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

smarxist posted:

he actually walked off the ramp and only had minor injuries iirc

he probably landed the best way possible; at an angle where his feet/legs touched first and absorbed a lot of impact before taking most of it on his pelvis (which is the strongest bone in the body i think)

edit: he also gets his hands/arms under him to break some more force as well

The trick is to absorb the impact with your body

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



what the gently caress

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

PostNouveau posted:

Oh nice. Gonna remember this technique for when I fall out of an airplane.

this does sound like a parachute landing fall. it hurts a lot but won't quite break you if you do it right

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/isaiahjhillrd/status/1272302371742326784?s=21

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

At this point it's journalistic malpractice to not ask Trump what he thinks happens to other people when they leave the room or when he closes his eyes.

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

lolling that ebay has a Global Security department tasked with mailing people death threats and cockroaches

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