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wizzardstaff: Apr 6, 2018; Zorch! Splat! Pow!

https://twitter.com/jonahweiner/status/1272523443825598465

but then:

https://twitter.com/ChrisSturr/status/1272525028672843782

# ? Jun 15, 2020 16:44

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 19:18

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/1272324959616958464?s=21

https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/1272404126064754688?s=21

https://twitter.com/davebautista/status/1272560854584754177?s=21

# ? Jun 15, 2020 17:29

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/callaiita__/status/1271906290919305216?s=21

# ? Jun 15, 2020 17:36

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/jaywillis/status/1272247571784720389

# ? Jun 15, 2020 17:41

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

i own every Bionicle posted:

https://twitter.com/wendysnowradish/status/1271983406776279040?s=21

How ironic that snowglobes usually contain anti-freeze

# ? Jun 15, 2020 18:24

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/1272536591890698242?s=21

I want to see Ron Perlman beat up Ted Cruz.

# ? Jun 15, 2020 18:39

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1272032826423160832

https://twitter.com/nocontextakim/status/1271555188390846466

# ? Jun 15, 2020 18:44

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1272250467616034816

# ? Jun 15, 2020 19:05

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/AngryBlackLady/status/1272603888688848896
https://twitter.com/rachelcoldicutt/status/1272581608525217796

# ? Jun 15, 2020 20:14

fishtobaskets: Feb 22, 2007; It's not about butthole pleasures; Lipstick Apathy

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/nocontextakim/status/1271555188390846466

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

# ? Jun 15, 2020 20:16

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1272611309641760769

# ? Jun 15, 2020 20:29

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/kenjennings/status/1272610665035788288?s=21

# ? Jun 15, 2020 20:34

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/grantstern/status/1272608702948880387

# ? Jun 15, 2020 20:42

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/MADmagazine/status/1272608226358423552?s=20

# ? Jun 15, 2020 22:16

Vincent: Nov 25, 2005

https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1272629153960022016/photo/1

# ? Jun 15, 2020 22:18

Riatsala: Nov 20, 2013; All Princesses are Tyrants

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/MADmagazine/status/1272608226358423552?s=20

I thought MAD folded months/years ago?

Riatsala has a new favorite as of 22:34 on Jun 15, 2020

# ? Jun 15, 2020 22:30

oscarthewilde: May 16, 2012; I would often go there
To the tiny church there

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/grantstern/status/1272608702948880387

lmfao at the dems who are so obsessed with russia they think the USSR still exists

# ? Jun 15, 2020 22:38

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/MADmagazine/status/1272608226358423552?s=20

Aww

The fold-ins, and Drawn Out Dramas by Sergio Aragones, were the best things in MAD Magazine.

Edit: On the other hand, whoa, Jaffee is still alive? He must be a hundred. [Reads article] Close enough.

# ? Jun 15, 2020 22:49

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1272612362311233536

https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1272634365588070400

# ? Jun 15, 2020 23:09

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Moo the cow posted:

Real Life Ron Perlman is more Ron Perlman than Movie Ron Perlman.

*in an extremely Rob Zombie voice* More Perlman than Perlmannnn

zakharov posted:

https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1272612362311233536

https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1272634365588070400

Rowdy Roddy Piper once said "Don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun".

Every time someone picks a fight with Ken Jennings on twitter, the veracity of this advice is illustrated

El Gallinero Gros has a new favorite as of 23:17 on Jun 15, 2020

# ? Jun 15, 2020 23:13

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

zakharov posted:

https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1272634365588070400

Not sure what bible they're referring to here but the Christian bible has had a few updates in the last 5,000 years.

# ? Jun 16, 2020 00:35

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Inceltown posted:

Not sure what bible they're referring to here but the Christian bible has had a few updates in the last 5,000 years.

Man I hated that weird soft reboot they tried in the 1800s. They really hosed up the character of Jesus, and then the whole thing about the origins of black people was just :whitewater:

# ? Jun 16, 2020 00:53

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Every time someone picks a fight with Ken Jennings on twitter, the veracity of this advice is illustrated

I like to imagine these guys cracking their knuckles and going "okay time to start an internet argument with the guy who had a 74-game winning streak on Jeopardy"

# ? Jun 16, 2020 01:13

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Danaru posted:

Man I hated that weird soft reboot they tried in the 1800s. They really hosed up the character of Jesus, and then the whole thing about the origins of black people was just

That's my joke! I'll sue!

# ? Jun 16, 2020 01:16

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/SJKSalisbury/status/1270302355939090433

# ? Jun 16, 2020 01:33

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

RandomFerret posted:

That's my joke! I'll sue!

Your joke is in you're pants

# ? Jun 16, 2020 01:58

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/_Steve_0_/status/1206366187178856449?s=19

# ? Jun 16, 2020 03:00

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/JustinGrayWSB/status/1272603350584963073
https://twitter.com/YesYoureRacist/status/1272630568686161922

# ? Jun 16, 2020 03:16

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Danaru posted:

Man I hated that weird soft reboot they tried in the 1800s. They really hosed up the character of Jesus, and then the whole thing about the origins of black people was just

Ken Jennings demonstrating these are somehow the good guys in 2020.

# ? Jun 16, 2020 03:28

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/jasonhickel/status/1272486694571442177

# ? Jun 16, 2020 04:13

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/jasonhickel/status/1272486694571442177

This is clickbaity as gently caress, and not particularly insightful.

Elviscat has a new favorite as of 04:26 on Jun 16, 2020

# ? Jun 16, 2020 04:23

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Elviscat posted:

This is clickbaity as gently caress, and not particularly incitful.

Alternatively it's a nice and easily shareable link you can give to chuds who bang on about how good white people were at advancing society. Not everything needs to be in depth analysis to be good.

# ? Jun 16, 2020 04:26

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I think it's good info, I was just prepared to tuck into "the full, unedited story of that crowning achievement of Britain's past, the Industrial Revolution:" in Tweet form, for some reason.

# ? Jun 16, 2020 04:29

greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

Elviscat posted:

This is clickbaity as gently caress, and not particularly insightful.

I gotta say, I hope the new spelling caught by Inceltown catches on. "After an inciteful speech, the crowd started chanting and marched to the police station"

# ? Jun 16, 2020 05:46

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

https://twitter.com/TheMERL/status/1272446904220123136?s=20

:hai:

# ? Jun 16, 2020 09:23

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Extremely normal country.

https://twitter.com/BenSutton91/status/1272203200586801153

Biscuits for the caged Churchill.

# ? Jun 16, 2020 10:37

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1272701798957166593

# ? Jun 16, 2020 11:12

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Vincent posted:

https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1272629153960022016/photo/1

This one is pretty bold to post here, my dude.

# ? Jun 16, 2020 14:14

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

dont give up
enemy team falls off late

https://twitter.com/klimtbizkit/status/1272910393397202946

# ? Jun 16, 2020 16:16

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MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/40KTheories/status/1272776432754843649?s=19

# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:28

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