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HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

PYF Funny Pictures: I change my underwear every 24hs and it still gets dirty.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Be a Spider Hero Gangster.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Lobok posted:

If I had to guess, I'd say the guy is blaming his farts for something that is actually the result of his terrible wiping or lack thereof.

Take a guess at what kind of food he's probably eating. :10bux: says homeboy's blasting aerosolized grease out his keister because he's eating bacon wrapped cheetos for breakfast at 4am.

Yes I'm jumping to conclusions. You look at those emotes and tell me to my face that I'm wrong.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
A shameful knockoff of Spider Hero.



(Blade needed a disguise in a hurry, and went to a cheap halloween store)

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


you have to wipe the top of your rear end crack?

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


What's the Jeep joke?

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Goodpancakes posted:

What's the Jeep joke?

Something about how John Cena is invisible or something

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Yo, google your birthdate and Florida Man!

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Lodin posted:

Yo, google your birthdate and Florida Man!



Google your first pet's name and Florida Man, then your mother's maiden name and Florida Man for your full Florida Man squad!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Haha drop d string go brrrr

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

zedprime posted:

Haha drop d string go brrrr

lol

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Lodin posted:

Yo, google your birthdate and Florida Man!



Florida man arrested, accused of hitting mom on the head with corn cob

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Lodin posted:

Yo, google your birthdate and Florida Man!



apparently theres a whole website for this poo poo already. YOU AINT NEW

https://floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/june-19/

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Lodin posted:

Yo, google your birthdate and Florida Man!



My Florida man had sex with a pony, if you wanna figure out when my birthday is.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

zedprime posted:

Haha drop d string go brrrr

BEADG and you are going to places where you do not need ears to hear.

...And are that person who uses 5-string bass because they are to lazy to set up EADG to drop-D to EADG between songs.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

None of you, in this thread, are being a Spider Hero Gangster and this is going into your permanent records.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

None of you, in this thread, are being a Spider Hero Gangster and this is going into your permanent records.

no mods, no masters


:colbert:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Randaconda posted:

no mods, no masters


:colbert:

thin ice, Jacksonville :toughguy:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pastry of the Year posted:

None of you, in this thread, are being a Spider Hero Gangster and this is going into your permanent records.

That's right gently caress your heroes I'm



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

thin ice, Jacksonville :toughguy:

I'm not even from Jacksonville :colbert:

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Randaconda posted:

no mods, no masters

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

For real though, metal has been kicking rear end lately.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Randaconda posted:

I'm not even from Jacksonville :colbert:

that's exactly what someone from Jacksonville would say

fake edit: I've been overseas and have passed for Canadian

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

that's exactly what someone from Jacksonville would say

fake edit: I've been overseas and have passed for Canadian

I couldn't, people heard my accent :negative:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Not gonna lie this is more correct than it isn't.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Post/av combo, and not Ranaconda.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

:hmmyes:

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

I love that "hasn't gotten into a new band since high school" is on both sides.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011


















Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
People (boomers) always bitch when they add new Olympic events.

Maybe it's time we start culling really old, really stupid events.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

On the one hand: people busting their asses in feats of athleticism and coordination way beyond anything I could ever achieve, on the other: lol jesus christ those fuckin faces

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Randaconda posted:

I'm not even from Jacksonville :colbert:

Wait wait wait. You choose to be a Jaguars fan? Are....are you Blake Bortles? You have to tell me if you are. That's the law. :colbert:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

a kitten posted:

On the one hand: people busting their asses in feats of athleticism and coordination way beyond anything I could ever achieve, on the other: lol jesus christ those fuckin faces

Goon unfamiliar with exercise?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Lodin posted:

Yo, google your birthdate and Florida Man!
My Florida man was arrested for peeing on his girlfriend "in a fashion she did not enjoy" during an argument.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Solice Kirsk posted:

Wait wait wait. You choose to be a Jaguars fan? Are....are you Blake Bortles? You have to tell me if you are. That's the law. :colbert:

There's no way that's a real name, is there?

e: well gently caress me sidewise, Robby Blake Bortles!

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FreeMars
Mar 22, 2011
Excuse me, my name is also bortles

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