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Really wanna know more about the guy fired for telling a ghost story.
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Jun 16, 2020 19:07
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And the guy who mixed up a coffin plate and wedding ring. I'm guessing swapped the engraved messages?
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Jun 16, 2020 19:09
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I’ve never married my boss’s sister and I don’t intend to start
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Jun 16, 2020 19:12
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Moon Slayer posted:Really wanna know more about the guy fired for telling a ghost story. He started telling everyone about this spectre haunting the workplace and the union-busters perked up their ears.
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freeedr posted:I’ve never married my boss’s sister and I don’t intend to start This is especially unwise if you're self-employed.
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Jun 16, 2020 19:14
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"Well, Johnson. Your boss killed himself. Jumped out of the Navy Pier ferris wheel. You leave me no other choice but to fire you for this."
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Jun 16, 2020 19:28
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https://twitter.com/MaggieMaeFish/status/1272942425040801794?s=19
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https://twitter.com/marysuewriter/status/1272933790520754176?s=21
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https://twitter.com/aspic_tarantula/status/1272885401766764546?s=21
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Jun 16, 2020 20:54
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On the other hand, this is the truest adaptation of Lawnmower Man to ever hit the big screen! 
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Jun 16, 2020 21:11
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Jun 16, 2020 21:51
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"other fellow had pull" sounds like a very courteous coworker
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Jun 16, 2020 22:12
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From later on in that thread... https://twitter.com/TheMERL/status/1272455310620471297?s=19
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Jun 16, 2020 23:31
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Jun 16, 2020 23:52
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Jun 17, 2020 00:09
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Hordes of velociraptors eating people at random feels completely on brand for 2020.
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Jun 17, 2020 00:14
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I am big enough to admit that I had misjudged the Insane Clown Posse.
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Jun 17, 2020 00:24
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The Posse we don’t deserve, but the Posse we need.
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Jun 17, 2020 00:29
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There are more than a few superhero movie villains who are more morally justified than the heroes. If it weren't for the obligatory "I'm a super bad person" scenes, they would be the heroes.
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Moon Slayer posted:Really wanna know more about the guy fired for telling a ghost story. Failed to secure required approval of the Midnight Society The thread for this post is the gimmick account singularity Gnome de plume has a new favorite as of 00:56 on Jun 17, 2020 |
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MizPiz posted:There are more than a few superhero movie villains who are more morally justified than the heroes. If it weren't for the obligatory "I'm a super bad person" scenes, they would be the heroes.
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Splicer posted:Killmonger Was Right They definitely added him shooting his gf and the elder guy because otherwise he’s entirely sympathetic
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Jun 17, 2020 00:51
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The Vulture certainly was.
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The backstory is vague, but I bet the Nakatomi Corporation didn't have $640M in their safe as a result of ethical investments.
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Jun 17, 2020 01:09
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The Nakatomi Corporation spent years* building up that wealth, who are we to condemn them?!? *pillaging and looting Anyway, good tweets. This one gets pretty NSFW downthread, click through at your own peril https://twitter.com/Coelasquid/status/1273018019300741124
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Jun 17, 2020 01:16
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killmonger had CIA brain, and honestly believed you could solve everyone's problems by funneling arms and orchestrating coups
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Jun 17, 2020 01:31
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Moo the cow posted:The backstory is vague, but I bet the Nakatomi Corporation didn't have $640M in their safe as a result of ethical investments. that safe opening is one of my favorite scenes in all movies.
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Jun 17, 2020 01:59
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Moo the cow posted:The backstory is vague, but I bet the Nakatomi Corporation didn't have $640M in their safe as a result of ethical investments. In the book, the money comes from the Pinochet regime
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theflyingexecutive posted:In the book, the money comes from the Pinochet regime Well the book also is a lot more morally grey
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https://twitter.com/robin__craig/status/1272907223774179328
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Jun 17, 2020 07:26
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Apparently the comedian Chris d'Elia has been grooming underage girls all over North America, for context. https://twitter.com/Aaroncabrera_/status/1273094022706454530 https://twitter.com/LouisPeitzman/status/1273080958535819264
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Is there an opposite of the "poorly aged things" twitter account? https://twitter.com/Med_LARPer/status/1185679509300883457?s=20
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Jun 17, 2020 09:13
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Wait for the reveal https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith/status/1273133000507654145?s=20
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https://twitter.com/SloshuaReynolds/status/1272538241435041794 Click through for your daily dose of lessons on Italian culture.
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