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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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frankee
Dec 29, 2017

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


This is Cotylorhynchus, a stem-mammal from the early Permian.


This derpy boi is very funny looking to me for some reason.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Randaconda posted:

This derpy boi is very funny looking to me for some reason.

Turn on your monitor

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Turn on your monitor

Don't talk to me or my several-billion times great uncle ever again

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Tjadeth posted:

I can never remember if Blake Bortles or Jake Jortles is the fake one

:same:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

NtotheTC posted:

The audio is slightly out of sync geniuses. Am I reading this right and all this goony Occam's Razoring you still come up with "they trained a child to flail at a drumkit with perfect timing and technique so that a second drummer could sit behind him and play the exact hits 0.5 seconds afterwards, also they muted the childs drumkit somehow"

You aren't reading my comment correctly. The dude said the high hat was playing in the first couple of seconds and the kid wasn't playing it. I'm saying that there is a second drummer who was playing the high hat, and then you can see him take a break to give the kid some time to shine.

I don't believe this conspiracy poo poo, I just wanted to explain the high hat.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Good lord, that is an old shop of mine. Gotta be, what, 10 years old now?

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
Think of this moment on your death bed and be content in a life well lived.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Woebin posted:

CUT THIS THREAD INTO DERAILS
IS THIS GROUNDS FOR REPORT?
FUNNY PICTURES, NO ESSAYS
DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHAT YOUR FAVORITE BAND IS

This was a fast retort!

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

OwlFancier posted:

What I want to know is do they need to use a paint scraper to get the makeup off, given that the pool doesn't seem to be touching it.

Waterproof setting spray. I have no first hand experience in aquatic drag makeup, but normal remover should be fine to get it off.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Hey Lt, could we shoot the nazis through the armoured windows?

No, stand in the loving doors!

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Hey Lt, could we shoot the nazis through the armoured windows?

No, stand in the loving doors!

Stripes: the novelization of the movie (based on the first draft of the script)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

:chanpop:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


I'm dying

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

How do you post this without:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmBz2nhtiUs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8FxOu2gg10

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Tjadeth posted:

I can never remember if Blake Bortles or Jake Jortles is the fake one

I think this qualifies as a Funny Picture, as the man in the photograph is ostensibly 28 years old.



E: Actually this one is even more lmao since it's from at least 2-3 years ago:

Laterite has a new favorite as of 23:20 on Jun 17, 2020

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




What does that work out to in human years?

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

RandomFerret posted:

What does that work out to in human years?

44 yo suburban welding supply salesman

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

when he was still in college i remember if you googled his name you'd get more pictures of his girlfriend than you would of just him

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



OwlFancier posted:

They probably also spend a lot more time going nostrils first.

This is one hell of an out of context quote.

It should also be the new thread title.

Cheeseman
Apr 1, 2001


Not the first horse to gently caress Pence

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Laterite posted:

I think this qualifies as a Funny Picture, as the man in the photograph is ostensibly 28 years old.



E: Actually this one is even more lmao since it's from at least 2-3 years ago:



Does it mean I'm still 15?

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

Does it mean I'm still 15?

we are all but infants in the eyes of the Mighty Bortles

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Blake Bortles was born with a full head of hair and a full head of teeth.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

kiimo posted:

I'm dying

We all are.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

TK-42-1 posted:

Blake Bortles was born with a full head of hair and a full head of teeth.

His mom carried him to full term + 8 months.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Randaconda posted:



This is Cotylorhynchus, a stem-mammal from the early Permian.


This derpy boi is very funny looking to me for some reason.
Present for you.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

When they ask you where the pet turtle went.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




OwlFancier posted:

I literally sell the poo poo, but I've never seen it be that waterproof, also never seen like, waterproof eyeshadow, only mascaras and lipstick.

Also the main thing I get asked is "how well does it come off when I'm done with it"

Just guessing but it's probably not that kind of make-up at all, but more like greasepaint. Greasepaint doesn't come off with mere water.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Knormal posted:

Present for you.



:randpop: the derpiest synapsid, excepting possibly pandas

Lizard Combatant posted:

When they ask you where the pet turtle went.

they aren't closely related to turtles, or any sauropsid, for that matter :bahgawd:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Yeah but old mate there looks like he just ate a turtle.

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009
That nose is begging for a big ol’ brass ring.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn
how would you put "big chungus" into linnaean taxonomy

chungus exogigantea

chungus titanea

chungus chungus vulgaris

chungus humongeosa

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Me getting out of the bath having just eaten a whole pizza.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

WITCHCRAFT posted:

how would you put "big chungus" into linnaean taxonomy

chungus exogigantea

chungus titanea

chungus chungus vulgaris

chungus humongeosa

Tag yourself, I'm Chungus Chungus Vulgaris

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Memento posted:

Yeah but old mate there looks like he just ate a turtle.

don't disrespect your uncle

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