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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

an actual dog posted:

Bernie Sanders

bernie panders

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Bernice Anders

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Sergei Sanders

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Nazis starting a subreddit where they exclusively talked to each other in babyspeak for some godforsaken reason

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

System Metternich posted:

Nazis starting a subreddit where they exclusively talked to each other in babyspeak for some godforsaken reason

Isn't that just reddit?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
When trump said that he would have ran in and stopped the school shooter in Florida that one time

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


System Metternich posted:

Nazis starting a subreddit where they exclusively talked to each other in babyspeak for some godforsaken reason

it was because redditors got mad at them for babytalking about white genocide in the cringe compilation subreddits so they had to define a space for it.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
When white-supremacist conspiracy theorists who legitimately believe that the evil cabal who run the world can't stop sneaking hidden symbolism into ordinary things to mock the masses, end up sneaking hidden white-supremacist symbolism like the OK sign into ordinary things and then get immediately called out and lose their jobs

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
elizabeth warren's family cheekbones

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

moist turtleneck posted:

When trump danced around like a moron and then sat down halfway through the anthem

Can't remember for what but I assume football watch party

funnier than i remembered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxd_S1WHRCw

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
https://www.theatermania.com/broadway/news/a-timeline-of-avenue-q-for-now_88778.html

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat
I can no longer find the original non-edited version but the 7’ antifa supersoldier :allears:


https://twitter.com/spellinnotfound/status/1269079877107367936?s=21

https://twitter.com/arreagasmarais/status/1269081665344729088?s=21

PERMACAV 50 has issued a correction as of 20:31 on Jun 18, 2020

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
when a goon sent a pizza delivery to biden's house in the middle of the media coverage of his nomination

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Lol I didn’t know about that

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Flavius Aetass posted:

when a goon sent a pizza delivery to biden's house in the middle of the media coverage of his nomination

didnt goons figure out he was the nominee beforehand because of flight logs or some poo poo?

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
dinesh, you're gay

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

babypolis posted:

didnt goons figure out he was the nominee beforehand because of flight logs or some poo poo?

Yes being on the Epstein flight logs means you're supported by the democratic party, but that's one opportunity for rape Biden missed

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Biden has done all the work of a shill but has received zero of the personal benefits that come from doing so

Like he basically chose not to be rich but still did all the lovely things people would have bribed him for, completely unbidden, which is kind of a lol but if you weren’t taking anyone’s money why not just be good

It’s amazing how much he sucks honestly

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Biden has done all the work of a shill but has received zero of the personal benefits that come from doing so

Like he basically chose not to be rich but still did all the lovely things people would have bribed him for, completely unbidden, which is kind of a lol but if you weren’t taking anyone’s money why not just be good

It’s amazing how much he sucks honestly

One of my favorite jokes from I think the Exile is that the most outstanding and remarkable thing about American politicians is how cheap it is to bribe them. A thousand dollars worth of golf games and they'll do what most politicians wouldn't do for less than a million.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

the most likely explanation is that he wasn't interested in great personal wealth, he was interested in power

a lot of legislators aren't personally bribed, they just know that if they don't play ball with the rich and powerful they'll be facing a well-funded challenger with a fortune in free media

Biden does whatever he thinks will get him reelected in the short term: he opposed Gulf War 1, but then that turned out to be a cakewalk and was a huge jingoistic victory for the US, so when Gulf War 2 came along he jumped in with both feet. Now Gulf War 2 is unpopular so he's claiming Dubya Bush tricked him into voting for it. He praised the civil rights movement, but campaigned against the parts that frightened upper class white people (busing), he was the biggest drug warrior ever in the 80s and 90s and called Reagan and HW Bush snowflake cuckservative libtards for not militarizing the police enough, now he's claiming all the mass incarceration was other people's doing and he only voted for the crime bill because it increased community funding, etc

It's not that he makes a fortune of all this stuff (directly anyway, obviously there's tons of graft opportunity for his family), it's that he enjoys being a bigshot and sucking up to capital is how you get to be and stay one if you're not born into great wealth

VitalSigns has issued a correction as of 16:00 on Jun 19, 2020

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

VitalSigns posted:

the most likely explanation is that he wasn't interested in great personal wealth, he was interested in power

a lot of legislators aren't personally bribed, they just know that if they don't play ball with the rich and powerful they'll be facing a well-funded challenger with a fortune in free media

Biden does whatever he thinks will get him reelected in the short term: he opposed Gulf War 1, but then that turned out to be a cakewalk and was a huge jingoistic victory for the US, so when Gulf War 2 came along he jumped in with both feet. Now Gulf War 2 is unpopular so he's claiming Dubya Bush tricked him into voting for it. He praised the civil rights movement, but campaigned against the parts that frightened upper class white people (busing), he was the biggest drug warrior ever in the 80s and 90s and called Reagan and HW Bush snowflake cuckservative libtards for not militarizing the police enough, now he's claiming all the mass incarceration was other people's doing and he only voted for the crime bill because it increased community funding, etc

It's not that he makes a fortune of all this stuff (directly anyway, obviously there's tons of graft opportunity for his family), it's that he enjoys being a bigshot and sucking up to capital is how you get to be and stay one if you're not born into great wealth

And one of the few really consistent things about him is being all-in for the financial services industry because so many financial companies are headquartered in Delaware and keeping them onside meant they always supported him and never a potential challenger to his comfy Senate seat.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
The other timeline where Bernie wins. :smith:

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Hey, we're on track for "Blood, Blood, Blood!" according to that one graph. How could that possibly be anything but good?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Ken is problematic but he’s had some spot on bangers

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Cliffy B. being radicalised after running out of the forums in a guff

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Ted Cruz is a Pussy dot com featuring a slideshow of Canadian cats.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

vyelkin posted:

And one of the few really consistent things about him is being all-in for the financial services industry because so many financial companies are headquartered in Delaware and keeping them onside meant they always supported him and never a potential challenger to his comfy Senate seat.

that’s why he was referred to as the senator from mbna

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QDv4sYwjO0

I recalled this today when someone said that mask wearing was communism.

The digs at Somalia are… not great, but Libertarians (and their significant others) haven’t aged a day.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Ted Cruz liking porn on his twitter

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Tulip posted:

One of my favorite jokes from I think the Exile is that the most outstanding and remarkable thing about American politicians is how cheap it is to bribe them. A thousand dollars worth of golf games and they'll do what most politicians wouldn't do for less than a million.

Seriously, you can steal $20 million by just taking some admirals out to eat and getting em some hookers.

Edit: link fixed, I originally had a link to a a different time military secrets were stolen from the navy via surprisingly cheap bribes.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
Now I remember sailor

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



cool dance moves posted:

Ted Cruz liking porn on his twitter

incest themed porn

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
The account was called “Sexuall Posts”

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
i still doubt ted did it but to be a fly on the wall for the dressing down of that intern, unless they did it on purpose in which case o7

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
"i worked for the worst dude on earth to eventually make him a laughingstock" would be a fine entry on my CV

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
that would be a real contender for the JetBlue guy that grabbed some beers, flipped the bird and deployed the emergency chute as the best "gently caress you" quit ever

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
gently caress lol just remembered this one

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Mitt Romney dropping in on a leased jet to Aaron Copland's "Fanfare for the Common Man"

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Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4NjssV8UuVA

in case you were wondering

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