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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > itt markov bots: The aging millennials speak in their crude dildo pidgin.
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 did you get DMCAed? says not found

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

did you get DMCAed? says not found

That was me being dumb with soundcloud permissions.

But I finally got some upsampled, took a bit of instance roulette to get the Tesla V100 required.

Fake Willie Nelson sings:

High Hopes: https://soundcloud.com/user-691569544/willie-high-hopes

Fight Song: https://soundcloud.com/user-691569544/willie-wrecking-ball

We'll all go together when we go: https://soundcloud.com/user-691569544/willie-we-will-all-go-together

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 Nice!

* # ? May 5, 2020 19:07
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 @WYR_bot status: still incredible

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1260276138254970880

* # ? May 13, 2020 04:57
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/This_Econ_Bot/status/1260141530611933184

* # ? May 13, 2020 08:52
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 galaxy brain bot is some good poo poo (c/o atomicthumbs):

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1260034620663324672

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1259853438776741905

* # ? May 28, 2020 12:01
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupBot/status/1270253160213471232

* # ? Jun 11, 2020 23:43
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 :aaaaa:

* # ? Jun 12, 2020 00:01
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://aiweirdness.com/post/621186154843324416/all-your-questions-answered

quote:

Q: How many eyes does a horse have?
A: Nine. The equine eye contains two balls and a thin slit that closes when the horse is frightened.

:prepop::horse:

* # ? Jun 17, 2020 19:40
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1273563748544819200?s=20

A Brain Level for Everyone here.

* # ? Jun 18, 2020 11:48
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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1273563748544819200?s=20

A Brain Level for Everyone here.
the first level is absolutely correct

* # ? Jun 18, 2020 15:59
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1273709808097669132

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
hell, same

* # ? Jun 19, 2020 19:18
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1275260134835449856

* # ? Jun 23, 2020 11:12
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang

ShadowHawk posted:

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1275260134835449856

:hai:

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Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018
 https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1274469732695990272

* # ? Jun 23, 2020 18:40
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1278717962514386944

* # ? Jul 2, 2020 23:25
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1278909040374865920

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TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
GBB is really, really good at this

* # ? Jul 4, 2020 01:53
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang

TimWinter posted:

GBB is really, really good at this

you know all fun bots are curated right

i mean it does comes from a bot, but theres a human who throws away 99% of what it says so we can get the fun stuff

much unlike actual use of ai in the real world

* # ? Jul 4, 2020 02:05
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Carthag Tuek posted:

you know all fun bots are curated right

i mean it does comes from a bot, but theres a human who throws away 99% of what it says so we can get the fun stuff

much unlike actual use of ai in the real world
Yeah this one is curated. It's way better than Expanding Brain Bot for that reason

* # ? Jul 4, 2020 03:56
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/DailyInspiroBot/status/1278976792628391936

https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupBot/status/1278961541140959232

* # ? Jul 4, 2020 03:58
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

ShadowHawk posted:

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1278909040374865920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMzZdSovgjM

* # ? Jul 4, 2020 09:57
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/StarTrekAI/status/1279470025762455553?s=20

https://twitter.com/StarTrekAI/status/1279434351415984131?s=20

https://twitter.com/StarTrekAI/status/1279446525328801799?s=20

* # ? Jul 4, 2020 21:57
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/aidictionary/status/1220041901967138817

I love most of these on this account, especially when the blurred ones outside of the main quote are also funny.

YOSPOS: An intellect that is often defective, but that nevertheless produces evidence of knowledge.

* # ? Jul 5, 2020 02:49
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/1281532937633255425

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my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
 what happened to wyr bot? :ohdear:

* # ? Jul 16, 2020 09:42
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang

my girlfriend is Legos posted:

what happened to wyr bot? :ohdear:

banned for asked a question with only socialist answers

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

my girlfriend is Legos posted:

what happened to wyr bot? :ohdear:

sorry - twitter deprecated the way i was logging in so i need to update that part; should have time this weekend

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TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
This is more a dildo pidgin thing than an machine learning thing, I think

https://twitter.com/sharifshameem/status/1282676454690451457

* # ? Jul 19, 2020 11:46
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1288326252257050624

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/DailyInspiroBot/status/1288036490220433411

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1299862655818182662

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1301686550049091584

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1301648713488560128

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I do miss markov botfuckery from Twitter but it's about the only thing I do miss.

And the hourly cute %ANIMAL% feeds.

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1302776245600518145

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TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

ShadowHawk posted:

https://twitter.com/DailyInspiroBot/status/1288036490220433411

daytime tv is fire these days?

* # ? Sep 8, 2020 07:38
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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007

ShadowHawk posted:

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1301648713488560128

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1304366768404590593

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Pile Of Garbage posted:

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1304366768404590593

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q

* # ? Sep 11, 2020 13:09
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