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vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
embrace our son

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malbogio
Jan 19, 2015

Crazycryodude posted:

I love you, and try to have some fun yeah?

+1 and throw in a hug

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Memorize any symbols or patterns in/on the firey globe thing.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Response to some Discord discussion:

Ganal supposedly never, ever EVER leaves Mount Har and acts as its guardian. He is also supposed to be the Winged-Humanoid kind of Melachim. The... thing may resemble something else you have some knowledge of though? Or perhaps it is Ganal and the descriptions of him being a winged humanoid in the Old Tales is wrong, or he can change shape?

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Olothreutes posted:

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.

+1

Mr Apollo
Jan 1, 2013
I love you, Ruth. It's going to be alright.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Mr Apollo posted:

I love you, Ruth. It's going to be alright.

TacoNight
Feb 18, 2011

Stop, hey, what's that sound?

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Clutch at the REAL Ruth
"Compensation? For what? For nothing! COMPENSATION!? This is not my child! What are you doing!? What have you done!?"


It took me a second read, but I now read it that Ruth is being transported whole in body to Mt. Har). A fake dead body was made and placed in bed, something to bury when we truthfully recount that we heard Ruth's heart stop.

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis

Olothreutes posted:

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.

+1.

Seriously tearing up during a Zoom meeting.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Olothreutes posted:

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.


+1

FlocksOfMice
Feb 3, 2009
HECK yeah I knew it El has our ENTIRE back. El is full of mercy.

Olothreutes posted:

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.


This.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Olothreutes posted:

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.

Toughy
Nov 29, 2004

KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

Olothreutes posted:

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.


This

Boonoo
Nov 4, 2009

ASHRAKAN!
Take your Thralls and dive back into the depths! Give us the meat and GO!
Grimey Drawer

Olothreutes posted:

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.


This

Zodiac5000
Jun 19, 2006

Protects the Pack!

Doctor Rope

Olothreutes posted:

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.


This

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Olothreutes posted:

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.


+1

Looks like Ruth gets the express elevator straight to Paradise.

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

Olothreutes posted:

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.


This

THIS_IS_FINE
May 21, 2001

Slippery Tilde

FlocksOfMice posted:

HECK yeah I knew it El has our ENTIRE back. El is full of mercy.


This.

Team El for sure. He's been there for us and has been directly intervening when we need him.

Polgas
Sep 2, 2018


With one hand he saves gebs. With the other he commits goblin genocide. A true neutral.

I'd like to plead to El on Ruth's behalf so that she can stay even for a while longer.

Don't think it'll work but it's what Ruth wants.

I guess hooray for favoritism? Lmao we didn't love bagar enough so he doesn't get the angel express to heaven.

Polgas fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Jun 19, 2020

Schwza
Apr 28, 2008
If anyone deserves an angelic motorcade to the gate of paradise it's Ruth.

Tell Ruth we are proud.

malbogio
Jan 19, 2015


Only One is Perfect In His Wisdom

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe

Crazycryodude posted:

I love you, and try to have some fun yeah?

+1

This is better a parting than I ever could have hoped for.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

malbogio posted:

Only One is Perfect In His Wisdom

Whoever that is, it sure isn't us.

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Meme idea:

Virgin tudiya: "Nooo son, El is not a vending machine"

Chad Ekidel. He is wearing the laurels and holds Every Strike in his hands. A golden Ruth looks down on us from heaven and gives a thumb up: "Haha, multi jackpot!"


Edit: oof, somebody (hugh manatee) on discor posted that this should be about Amos, not Tudiya. That's much better. "nooo, you can't just get boons from El, you need to tend a garden for milennia"

Mr. Nemo fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jun 19, 2020

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Goodbye, Ruth

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




no clearly its the virgin amos talking about how only descendants of labaras get into paradise and the chad enkidel watching ruth ascend

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(

SerSpook posted:

no clearly its the virgin amos talking about how only descendants of labaras get into paradise and the chad enkidel watching ruth ascend

Yeah, that's better. I'm imagining ruth as the Onion's comics lady liberty. Off in a corner wiping a tear of joy and giving a thumbs up.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Mr. Nemo posted:

Yeah, that's better. I'm imagining ruth as the Onion's comics lady liberty. Off in a corner wiping a tear of joy and giving a thumbs up.

yeeees

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Polgas posted:

I'd like to plead to El on Ruth's behalf so that she can stay even for a while longer.

Don't think it'll work but it's what Ruth wants.

I guess hooray for favoritism? Lmao we didn't love bagar enough so he doesn't get the angel express to heaven.

If anything we didn't pay in enough to get him up there and hadn't yet paid enough service in the future

And pump the fuckin brakes, you guys were all "Igal is a secret melachim, Yafa is a secret melachim, this rock is probably melachim" when in reality all this time Ruth's ring was an actual honest to El secret melachim

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Amos: "You can't just let those without Urian blood into Paradise!"

Enkidel: "Paradise Transporter goes brrrrr"

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

SerSpook posted:

no clearly its the virgin amos talking about how only descendants of labaras get into paradise and the chad enkidel watching ruth ascend

"No there's no part of humans that is immortal! They don't have soulerinos!"

"Haha El goes [???]"

e: Lol beat

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


SniperWoreConverse posted:

If anything we didn't pay in enough to get him up there and hadn't yet paid enough service in the future

And pump the fuckin brakes, you guys were all "Igal is a secret melachim, Yafa is a secret melachim, this rock is probably melachim" when in reality all this time Ruth's ring was an actual honest to El secret melachim

Only further proof that everything is a melachim

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


FlocksOfMice posted:

HECK yeah I knew it El has our ENTIRE back. El is full of mercy.


This.

EL HA MELECH KOL HA OLAM!

Polgas posted:

I guess hooray for favoritism? Lmao we didn't love bagar enough so he doesn't get the angel express to heaven.

I'd imagine Ruth's deeds are a big factor too. Ruth has no Might nor any boons from the blood of Labaras. Yet she has faced great danger, has slain Bnaimokt, monsters and all forms of evil, and has accomplished great deeds in support of the balls of Labaras. Ruth, despite being of the meanest birth, has gone far above her meager means in defence of El's favourite creation.

Ruth has earned this as much as Enkidel has.

Olothreutes posted:

I don't want you to go either. I love you. We will miss you.

Oh yeah, a hug too, if we can.


Do this + praise El!

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Crazycryodude posted:

Only further proof that everything is a melachim

that hammer is lookin' awfully melachim-y to me

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Crazycryodude posted:

Only further proof that everything is a melachim

:hmmyes: Carl Sagan level take

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

I'm really proud and happy for Ruth, I just wish there were more we did, or could've done.

MinistryofLard posted:

Do this + praise El!

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Crazycryodude posted:

Only further proof that everything is a melachim

:yeah:

Theglavwen
Jun 10, 2006

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
Neat, one o' them ring angels. Props to El for coming through here. It did take me a while to understand the clay duplicate though - making a corpse for plausible deniability makes a ton of sense, but I guess I didn't think that covering that sort of mundane base would be a huge concern for these guys. I guess it does help not raise any suspicions about us though, which they're bound to like.

For a while I thought they were just making another Ruth, which was cool to see an example of the whole 'making man out of clay' thing, but I didn't get why.

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Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019

SerSpook posted:

that hammer is lookin' awfully melachim-y to me

:enkidel pointing at a butterfly:

''Is this a Melachim?''

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