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Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Maybe the rock was there first, and they built the house around it.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Fallingwater indeed

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Yeah, I don't think that's what the owners wanted when they told the architect to emulate the House on the Rock.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Dwayne Johnson is big and strong but I don't think he could lift this house by himself.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Platystemon posted:

BeatmasterJ, when the water fell.

Renaissance Robot posted:

The females, when they weren't impressed

The Bloop posted:

Maybe the rock is heated from below

This is a Cardassian shower

Buncha nerds up in here
...and I have to include myself, since I understood those references.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Darchangel posted:

Sokath, his eyes uncovered

Rosemont
Nov 4, 2009

So you can cosplay as Venus emerging from the sea? The giant rock can stand in for the seashell.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Again: not going to be sexy as Venus in a half shell. Possibly not even a quarter shell.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004


Every time I see this pic quoted I get sympathetic pains in my ankles.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

My Lovely Horse posted:

Fallingwater indeed

:lol: [actual]

MH Knights
Aug 4, 2007

By popular demand posted:

Again: not going to be sexy as Venus in a half shell. Possibly not even a quarter shell.

Oh great, now you reminded of the live action TMNT show.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I'm giggling at the thought of a naked person trying to hop into the shower and tiptoeing over those loving jagged rocks OOH AAH, then deciding to avoid that pain upon exit.

Leaping lightly dripping wet, over the bricks to the damp planks.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hey, hey, you know why bathrooms usually don't have a raised convex stand in the shower?

Oh bother, you've already slipped and cracked your skull...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Darchangel posted:

Buncha nerds up in here
...and I have to include myself, since I understood those references.

Me too, but I'm annoyed that people said "females" rather than using :females:.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Part of the in-law suite.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I know, right? What kind of dumb shower doesn't have a shelf for the soap and stuff. Do you hop out of the shower to get the soap, then again to get the shampoo, and so on?

Also, it seems to be outside?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

I know, right? What kind of dumb shower doesn't have a detachable showerhead.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

it's not a shower, it's a nice outdoor stall for cleaning your pet tortoise

Messadiah
Jan 12, 2001

Definitely a VR room for rainy hikes. Probably cheaper than moving to the PNW.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Shower me like one of your French girls

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tunicate posted:

it's not a shower, it's a nice outdoor stall for cleaning your pet tortoise

Tortoise? What's that?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

The Bloop posted:

Tortoise? What's that?



that big brown thing

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Tunicate posted:



that big brown thing

Now it all makes sense.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Now it all makes sense.

Not that it matters

But



Yes

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Weembles posted:

Every time I see this pic quoted I get sympathetic pains in my ankles.

It's clearly someone trying to evoke some weird, romanticized idea of bathing beneath a waterfall. It doesn't look at all treacherous for someone with a pair of functioning cochlea and healthy joints, it's just really silly.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

I know, right? What kind of dumb shower doesn't have a shelf for the soap and stuff. Do you hop out of the shower to get the soap, then again to get the shampoo, and so on?

Also, it seems to be outside?

Soap?! You're supposed to beat yourself against the rock to get clean.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Lol if you don't have Antonious anoint you with olive oil and scrape the filth it with a solid gold strigil.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's clearly someone trying to evoke some weird, romanticized idea of bathing beneath a waterfall. It doesn't look at all treacherous for someone with a pair of functioning cochlea and healthy joints, it's just really silly.

Bro IDK if you use the shower correctly but soap and water is pretty slippery.

And you'd be standing on a hemisphere, surrounded by sharp jagged bricks.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I question the wisdom of the latest restoration work done on the Dome of the Rock.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Wasabi the J posted:

And you'd be standing on a hemisphere, surrounded by sharp jagged bricks.

That's just not true.

That shower is a terrible design for plenty of reasons, but "you'll die if you use it" isn't one of them.

* The taps are out of reach of someone standing in the stream, as is the soap shelf
* Wood floors that are going to be constantly splashed
* It looks like poo poo

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

GotLag posted:

That's just not true.

That shower is a terrible design for plenty of reasons, but "you'll die if you use it" isn't one of them.

* The taps are out of reach of someone standing in the stream, as is the soap shelf
* Wood floors that are going to be constantly splashed
* It looks like poo poo

Objection, "you'll die if you use it" is a perfectly valid reason it's poo poo. One slip and you break your neck or back or crack your skull. It's unnecessarily dumb. You can get really nice looking natural stone shower trays, sculpted to look like they've been weathered for centuries. This is a big dumb rock.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Just leave the shower on for a few decades and it'll naturally wear away into the most perfect tub.

On second thought that does bring up the issue of drainage

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

The surface of the rock does look fairly rough, so at least you won't have to keep a pumice stone around.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Luneshot posted:

The surface of the rock does look fairly rough, so at least you won't have to keep a pumice stone around.

That's an odd way to shave.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:


sprinkler activated (for half a second) during a shower in a cheap hotel room. Though my partner objected to the hassle, I called the front desk and got us a new room, because gently caress that



neither of us poked the drywall tumor so somebody else knew about this before us.

Javid fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Jun 19, 2020

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Sir I apologize but that is the shower.

e:
"Yeah I'm in room 213 and there's, uh, a big rock in the middle of the room? Right under the sprinkler head?"
"Ah yes sir the luxury shower suite, what seems to be the problem?"

My Lovely Horse fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Jun 19, 2020

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Is this what they meant by bringing the mountain to Mohammed?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Is this what they meant by bringing the mountain to Mohammed?

Not pictured: Mohammed

crazypeltast52
May 5, 2010



Is the water pipe inside the overhead beam?

Also, are we sure the rock doesn’t like flip up or something? I can’t tell if there is a gap at the bottom?

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
All joking aside, that is obviously a sex boulder and the shower is just to clean it afterwards



How do you people even keep your sex boulders clean?

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