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londonarbuckle
Feb 23, 2017

starkebn posted:

I always remember Creep by Radiohead being one of the first songs with a really blatant 'gently caress' in it that got a lot of airtime on the Australian youth radio, I'm sure there were other songs before that but that's definitely the one that stood out to me. Can anyone think of some other examples that were played regularly, and not just a "here's a subversive track for you guys"

For years in the late '90s/early '00s the alt-rock station in New Mexico would just play Sublime's "What I Got" with uncensored "gently caress"s. Lots of other songs too I'm pretty sure (not Creep though). I guess if they didn't already have a pre-censored version handy they just didn't bother censoring it themselves and somehow nobody cared? It was a Clearchannel station and everything!

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Pretty sure there's a barely-audible "gently caress, wrong chord" in Hey Jude. I think it's the background right after "under your skin."

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Another fun one is the song Louie Louie where everyone assumed the singer was saying something dirty because he was so hard to understand but failed to notice the drummer yelling gently caress part way through when he misses a beat.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Fatone dropped a fat one in the sample for N'Sync song Space Cowboy.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Today I realized the guy from NOFX was named after a banana

Fun fact, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes was originally said in reference to eating delicious bananas.

Fifty Farts
Dec 23, 2013

- Meticulously Researched
- Peer-reviewed
The Who's "Who Are You?" has a "who the gently caress are you?" that almost never gets censored on the radio.

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Pretty sure there's a barely-audible "gently caress, wrong chord" in Hey Jude. I think it's the background right after "under your skin."

It’s Paul saying “AWWW fuckin hell” after a string broke iirc

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010
On the flip side, the song “Knocks You Down” has a radio edit that censors “I used to be commander in chief of my pimp ____ flying high” I guess because ship might sound like poo poo but in context that doesn’t make any sense.

Also some Nicki Minaj song I can’t remember when she uses her real first name Onika...maybe it sounded like the n-word? Radio censorship feels really inconsistent sometimes.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Even in states with legal weed, terrestrial radio usually censors Tom Petty saying “joint” in You Don’t Know How It Feels.

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
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starkebn posted:

I always remember Creep by Radiohead being one of the first songs with a really blatant 'gently caress' in it that got a lot of airtime on the Australian youth radio, I'm sure there were other songs before that but that's definitely the one that stood out to me. Can anyone think of some other examples that were played regularly, and not just a "here's a subversive track for you guys"

Triple J arrived in our shithole town when Closer from NIN was just out. Didn't hear stuff like that on golden oldies or the top 40 station.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Henchman of Santa posted:

Even in states with legal weed, terrestrial radio usually censors Tom Petty saying “joint” in You Don’t Know How It Feels.

I remember hearing What It's Like by Everlast on commercial radio once and they censored words like "pregnant", "killer", "gun" and "dimes", and that's how I found out "dime" was a slang term for a beautiful woman.

Doesn't explain why they're censoring it, mind you.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


starkebn posted:

I always remember Creep by Radiohead being one of the first songs with a really blatant 'gently caress' in it that got a lot of airtime on the Australian youth radio, I'm sure there were other songs before that but that's definitely the one that stood out to me. Can anyone think of some other examples that were played regularly, and not just a "here's a subversive track for you guys"

Ah back when Triple J was actually good.

:old:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Memento posted:

I remember hearing What It's Like by Everlast on commercial radio once and they censored words like "pregnant", "killer", "gun" and "dimes", and that's how I found out "dime" was a slang term for a beautiful woman.

Doesn't explain why they're censoring it, mind you.

"balls"

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Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 08:56 on Jun 16, 2020

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

And everything that was censored was replaced with a stupid cartoon sound like fart noises and boing-oing-oing kinda sounds.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fatone rules. Farting for four minutes, twenty two seconds? Insane

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




that website doesnt like me, what the hell lol

quote:

Sorry, you have been blocked.

This website is using a security service to protect itself from online attacks. You performed an action that triggered the service and blocked your request.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
There's apparently a big DDoS going on at the moment, so if you're browsing with a VPN on lots of captcha/Cloudflare/automatic website protection things have been turned up to 11.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



^^^ oh

Carthag Tuek posted:

that website doesnt like me, what the hell lol

It blocks me too and I'm guessing it just blocks everyone outside the US due to non-compliance with European data protection legislation.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Memento posted:

I remember hearing What It's Like by Everlast on commercial radio once and they censored words like "pregnant", "killer", "gun" and "dimes", and that's how I found out "dime" was a slang term for a beautiful woman.

Doesn't explain why they're censoring it, mind you.

There’s a radio edit of Lil Jon’s “Get Low” and I really don’t know why they bothered. Like half the song is silenced.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Flipperwaldt posted:

It blocks me too and I'm guessing it just blocks everyone outside the US due to non-compliance with European data protection legislation.

ya that was my first thought too, but they usually tell you if its GDPR-related

no vpn, btw.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Uh.... Google "Joey fatone fart"

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Memento posted:

And everything that was censored was replaced with a stupid cartoon sound like fart noises and boing-oing-oing kinda sounds.

One of my most hated was "You Oughta Know."

quote:

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you [TARZAN YELL]

WHY a Tarzan yell?

knife_of_justice
Aug 12, 2007

103 and still BITCHIN'

DrBouvenstein posted:

WHY a Tarzan yell?

Not quite as egregious, fortunately, as the badly-spliced saxophone lick in place of Prince’s ‘Sexy Muthhafuuucka’. Fortunately this version seems to be deleted from YouTube and from history.

Captain Hygiene posted:

I think John Lennon's Working Class Hero is the first one I remember just straight-up tossing out the f-bomb on Old People Radio (Money was by far the most common as far as epithets go, but it was the less offensive "bullshit")

The ‘bullshit’ is still right there in the first verse of George Michael’s ‘Fastlove’. Nary an attempt at censorship whenever I’ve heard it on the radio.

I always wondered how well Patrice Rushen did out of having the main hook of ‘Forget Me Nots’ (which she also co-wrote and earns residuals on) used in two of the late 90s’ biggest radio hits; one being ‘Fastlove’, the other being the theme from ‘Men in Black’.

I have a feeling most millennials (myself included) become very confused, almost consumed with betrayal, when they first encounter ‘Forget Me Nots’.

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Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Dad played Don't Marry Her by Beautiful South all the time when I was a kid and not once did I question "she'll grab your Sandra Bullocks and slowly raise her knee".

wezmon
Dec 31, 2007
When I was growing up I always cracked up when Cold Chisel's banger "Rising Sun" came on the radio. In my head those idiots never censored the line "I'm getting no oval office, getting no mail".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJMx00OQUNM&t=58s

Skip to 1 minute in if it doesn't start there for you.

Years later I realised the line is actually "I'm getting no cards, getting no mail". Makes so much more sense, really. :doh:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Brian Fellow says "I'm Brian Fellow," not "I'm Brian Fellows"

cyberbug
Sep 30, 2004

The name is Carl Seltz...
insurance inspector.
The units "minute" and "second" don't really have anything fundamentally to do with time. Minute basically means "the first subdivision" and the second "the second subdivision". The degrees of arc are divided into arcminutes and arcseconds and the naming is really just to differentiate them from the most common use as measures of time.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What about moments

Dross
Sep 26, 2006

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.

cyberbug posted:

The units "minute" and "second" don't really have anything fundamentally to do with time. Minute basically means "the first subdivision" and the second "the second subdivision". The degrees of arc are divided into arcminutes and arcseconds and the naming is really just to differentiate them from the most common use as measures of time.

The same is true of hours, weeks, and any multiple of years. No fundamental relation to the physical universe, just arbitrary divisions.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Milo and POTUS posted:

What about moments

they will all be lost in time like tears in the rain

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


Dross posted:

The same is true of hours, weeks, and any multiple of years. No fundamental relation to the physical universe, just arbitrary divisions.

Cyberbug is talking about the words themselves not being specific to time, not the measurements having a relation to the universe. Hours and weeks are only used to describe time (or at least I can't think of other uses for them!), minutes and seconds are used to divide a bunch of stuff.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Dross posted:

The same is true of hours, weeks, and any multiple of years. No fundamental relation to the physical universe, just arbitrary divisions.

He means the words minute and second not being necessarily about time at all, not that the divisions themselves are not absolute.

say no to scurvy
Nov 29, 2008

It is always Scurvy Prevention Week.
The word decade is ten of anything, not just years.

Edit: or century

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You won't fool me into thinking anything about cricket makes sense

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Milo and POTUS posted:

What about moments
:moments:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Scientific names:
Genus, species
Generic name, specific name :monocle:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phy posted:

Scientific names:
Genus, species
Generic name, specific name :monocle:

Genus is latin though and means something like heritage, family, English lacks a lot of words gently caress it.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Milo and POTUS posted:

What about moments

a quantity that expresses the average or expected value of the first, second, third, or fourth power of the deviation of each component of a frequency distribution from some given value, typically mean or zero. The first moment is the mean, the second moment the variance, the third moment the skew, and the fourth moment the kurtosis.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



today i learned kurtosis is a word

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Dross
Sep 26, 2006

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Genus is latin though and means something like heritage, family, English lacks a lot of words gently caress it.

Genus and species are literally the root words of generic and specific respectively; the meaning of “belonging to large group” and “having a particular determining quality” has been preserved

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