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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

LifeSunDeath posted:

really should be a snail

Bröther may i have some snäils doesn't have quite the same ring to it

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Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

I found out that there are hundreds of memes about professional Rubik's cube solving.





If someone wants to sort out the good ones, go right ahead: https://old.reddit.com/r/CubersMemes/top/?sort=top&t=all

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



bike tory posted:

Not familiar with this one but if you dig it up I will

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/tg_bomze/status/1274245778551328769
(this whole thread is pretty amazing)





terror's true face revealed at last:



Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Benita Shapiro

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

mysterious frankie posted:

I’m led to understand that, in your 40s, if you get the gp to laugh during your prostate exam they’re required by law to do mescaline with you in the desert.

your gp draws blood? weird mine sends me down the hall to have a 100yr old nurse do it. we have a great time in the desert getting high af on her weed brownies so i cant complain. i dont think my gp would enjoy doing brownies with me and the nurse though.

:thejoke: prostate exams are done by blood work 99% of the time

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Tony Hawk's Prostater

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I will let anyone finger my rear end if they take me to the desert to do mescaline.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Scholtz posted:

Tony Hawk's Potater

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Biplane posted:

I will let anyone finger my rear end

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

snergle posted:

your gp draws blood? weird mine sends me down the hall to have a 100yr old nurse do it. we have a great time in the desert getting high af on her weed brownies so i cant complain. i dont think my gp would enjoy doing brownies with me and the nurse though.

:thejoke: prostate exams are done by blood work 99% of the time

Oh man, for real? I'm not old enough to get them yet. That's kinda nice to know.

E: on second thought, I always almost swoon when they draw blood, so maybe I'd prefer if the doc had a rummage.

mysterious frankie has a new favorite as of 22:02 on Jun 20, 2020

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

mysterious frankie posted:

Oh man, for real?
No.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


So here I am
In front of where the doctor stands
With a finger up my gland
Pretending this wont cost a grand.

Hihohe has a new favorite as of 22:08 on Jun 20, 2020

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I have about six years before I need the exam, so I'm working on material now. So far I have asking him if the canary has died yet, and the second one is just using the "are ya winnin' son?" meme.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Strange, I appear to be having some sort of awake nightmare.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Ariong posted:

Strange, I appear to be having some sort of awake nightmare.

dreamin' of dog semen

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

This is what Enlightenment looks like

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Hihohe posted:

So here I am
In front of where the doctor stands
With a finger up my gland
Pretending this wont cost a grand.

Pooperman - Coldfinger

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



canyoneer posted:

dreamin' of dog semen

Dreamin of Semen is the best username I’ve heard in a long goddamn time

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
:allears: Old World Blues

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

mysterious frankie posted:

I have about six years before I need the exam, so I'm working on material now. So far I have asking him if the canary has died yet, and the second one is just using the "are ya winnin' son?" meme.

https://youtu.be/CfZiAiYNcI8

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Well I was wondering what game to load up today, and this is my answer.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




marshmallow creep posted:

Well I was wondering what game to load up today, and this is my answer.





Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



This is what browsing these forums is like.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


directly into my veins, i need more

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/604701560580341771/724002904092180520/4_6014877951726717114.mp4

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

gently caress, this was really good













Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Hihohe posted:

So here I am
In front of where the doctor stands
With a finger up my gland
Pretending this wont cost a grand.

pucker up
pucker up
pucker up
pucker uuup

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
:mood:

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86jGhsqmGtw

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Nostalgia4Butts posted:

directly into my veins, i need more

If you insist



















canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



That wasn’t the last post I wanted to read tonight before going to bed

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