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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
Oh dear, I hope they enjoy posting in my thread.

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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Literally A Person posted:

Oh dear, I hope they enjoy posting in my thread.

with good vibes and encouragement like this how could we not friend? i'm glad your thread came here and we got a chance to meet. i like you :)


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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here

owlhawk911 posted:

with good vibes and encouragement like this how could we not friend? i'm glad your thread came here and we got a chance to meet. i like you :)

I like byob. :)

But why are there so few posters here?

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Literally A Person posted:

I like byob. :)

But why are there so few posters here?

most ppl see the internet as a place to act a fool since it's anonymous

for this reason most ppl have no chill. that's my theory





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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Literally A Person posted:

I like byob. :)

But why are there so few posters here?

i think a lot of people don't "get it" or think that we're being nice ironically. or maybe they just aren't chill enough and would rather own people. idk really


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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

i'm here to smoke weed and make friends, and i'm all outta weed :twisted:


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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
Well I think more people could use a break from the go go go lifestyle of grey-boarding.

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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Literally A Person posted:

Well I think more people could use a break from the go go go lifestyle of grey-boarding.

same, i've tried a little grey-boarding myself lately and it's hard on a poster. the door's always open, forum 268. tell your friends!


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Goons Are Gifts

Even though we might not be as numerous as other subforums, the chill of one byob poster is more chill than what 50 d&d posters could come up with

Also, invite everyone to post in byob


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
sometimes u wanna post where everybody knows ur name





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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

it's the iced-out pastel colour scheme that does it if you ask me


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Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



owlhawk911 posted:

i'm here to smoke weed and make friends, and i'm all outta weed :twisted:


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
I thought I was nearing "financial completeness" where I have all the small things in life that I don't hate myself enough for buying to not buy them. Like that I could afford a nice mattress and such.

Then I realized I can't do that and also have the entire collection of dosist pens at my disposal like I have an assortment of teas.

Not being able to have bliss and passion when I want while keeping arouse in stock for special occasions? That makes me sad.

Better take a bliss hit.

cda

by Hand Knit

The Voice of Labor posted:

here to post rats



shutter noise freaks them out, daphne rat as rattata, fred rat does not understand the wheel.



I count 4 ears

the reclusive fred



the inquisitive daphne



we've had them for less than two weeks. they figured out the litter box overnight (daphne figured out the litter box and scolded fred until fred figured it out). they know their names even after having changed once or twice based on gender confusion. furballs is real smart.

Awesome

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

owlhawk911 posted:

i think a lot of people don't "get it" or think that we're being nice ironically.

To be fair BYOB definitely went through an FYAD-lite phase.

There were at least a few people who seemed to genuinely think all the sappy nice stuff was ironic and threw tantrums when they were called out for obvious flaming or posting porn.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Jun 20, 2020

The Voice of Labor

Literally A Person posted:

I like byob. :)

But why are there so few posters here?

there are only, like, 30 or 40 actual users on the forums. all the gbs and cspam posts are made by russian bots.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Reading the Witcher short stories and I thought it would be cool if instead of kidnapping children and taking drugs witchers did all of that but were particularly ostracized for their flagrant sluttiness by a population who envied their charisma and natural contraceptive ability. In keeping with the theme of hypocrisy it'd be written like:

Lecherous King, who it has been established keeps many mistresses and has violated more than a few of his maids: Now tell me "Sir" Geralt of Rivia, do you think I am blind and not just old? Do you think I do not learn you are staying at the infamous Red Lantern Inn? What can a "person" *shudders* who expends his seed without consequence know of family? Why should I possibly employ you to find my wayward daughter? Can you even feel paternal instincts when you will never be a father?

(Except written much better.)

Escape From Noise

Literally A Person posted:

I like byob. :)

But why are there so few posters here?

The "entrance exam" GaG puts you through to become a regular poster is pretty harrowing.

wearing a lampshade

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

The "entrance exam" GaG puts you through to become a regular poster is pretty harrowing.

i barely survived... if you can call it that

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
posting solely in BYOB takes gumption, grit and usually an open wound of some kind. "Rub some dirt in it" is the motto here. if ur not prepared 2 hunker down and post then u may as well head for washout lane.

and even if u pass GaG's muster, what do u have to show for it? a ZERO post count, that's what.

if you've never built a country fence nor dug a well in August just forget about it





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prepuce repurposed posted:

posting solely in BYOB takes gumption, grit and usually an open wound of some kind. "Rub some dirt in it" is the motto here. if ur not prepared 2 hunker down and post then u may as well head for washout lane.

and even if u pass GaG's muster, what do u have to show for it? a ZERO post count, that's what.

if you've never built a country fence nor dug a well in August just forget about it

I don't think I will ever have a positive post count. Thanks byob! :)


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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

jpeg posted:

I don't think I will ever have a positive post count. Thanks byob! :)

th- the perfect post count.. :worship:


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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

i have made far too many posts. how can i get the ol count back down these days? how does c-spam affect it?


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good_mother69


Lmao I didn't even realize it's at -69. Looks like no greyboards for me, ever.
I don't think cspam gives negative posts


sig by the great nut

more falafel please

forums poster

I assume nothing gives negative post counts anymore now that fyad is gone




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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

more falafel please posted:

I assume nothing gives negative post counts anymore now that fyad is gone

:rip: fyad

I only ever read one thread in there and it made me lmao on the daily. It was called Post ITT When Your Farts Smell Like poo poo

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
clearly in my wheelhouse... Or rather it was :(

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prepuce repurposed posted:

Post ITT When Your Farts Smell Like poo poo

I can't stop laughing at this lmfao


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

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I can't stop laughing at this lmfao

It was made by a fyad mod who came up with the idea to hold in his turds in an effort to gas blast his wife and child as much as possible before finally giving up the poop ghost. Priceless

Goons Are Gifts

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Lmao I didn't even realize it's at -69. Looks like no greyboards for me, ever.
I don't think cspam gives negative posts

You clearly have no choice, either you never post anywhere else but byob, or you get a maximum of 138 posts elsewhere. 351 new posts elsewhere would also be acceptable, but I am not certain if this isn't already perfection

jped got through the byob bootcamp with flying colors due to this post count btw


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Goons Are Great posted:

You clearly have no choice, either you never post anywhere else but byob, or you get a maximum of 138 posts elsewhere. 351 new posts elsewhere would also be acceptable, but I am not certain if this isn't already perfection

jped got through the byob bootcamp with flying colors due to this post count btw

there's a boot camp?


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Goons Are Gifts

Every new yobber has to go through it. Sometimes the process is so intense that your brain tries to swallow it whole and you forget about it. Also because we got really, really, realy goddamn high every single day there


Escape From Noise

Naaaaah. I don't wanna

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

i don't remember any boot camp, got probed a couple times tho ;)


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very nice i like

I CANT RESIST SHITTING UP THE BIG BOOBS THREAD WITH MY RANDOM FUCKING MONKEY CHEESE BULLSHIT! IF YOU SEE ME, FUCK ME UP.

owlhawk911 posted:

i think a lot of people don't "get it" or think that we're being nice ironically. or maybe they just aren't chill enough and would rather own people. idk really

some people like to push others' buttons but also I think a lot of people on sa are really jaded

Heather Papps

hello friend


it's alright, cause we'll post in this threaaaad
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thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
Am I gonna need to get boots for this camp???

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Here i go posting again ~*

Literally A Person posted:

Am I gonna need to get boots for this camp???

Any boots made for posting will do


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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
Oh juicy. I'll wear my Air-Post's. I have red ones. :)

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In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Bright Bart posted:

Yeah that sounds exciting. Any particular plans for them? I might be tempted to make a no-lettuce Greek Salad and burn through all on a single meal or snack.

Right now the plan is to eat the first ripe tomato in slices with salt to celebrate the tomato gods.




PS I also thought BYOB was ironic but I'm starting to believe that y'all are actually that nice!

Though I'm still mad that the big dick daddy dongarium was a lie in the goon ads 😭

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