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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

free hubcaps posted:

dudes are just big fans of wieners in general, whether or not its their own

It's true. Weiners are great

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

I remember someone gifting me a romance novel about the NBA and the fictional star was named Mike Giamarina or something and I had to quit at the notion that that name could belong to anything but a contributor player.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

A friend of mine read a romance novel where the main guy is one of Satan's kids who Satan is embarrassed of and gives him a do-nothing job on earth and she was very angry the main character was willing to gently caress a non-heir to hell.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

A friend of mine read a romance novel where the main guy is one of Satan's kids who Satan is embarrassed of and gives him a do-nothing job on earth and she was very angry the main character was willing to gently caress a non-heir to hell.

sorry your friend is a hell royalist

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Pick posted:

you: haha you don't have to watch with me. i know baseball is kind of boring :)

wife: baseball's not boring! i love spending time with you. i'm glad we have something we can do together :)

wife's brain:



"Can you call it a gangbang if it's only four on one?" is a useful tag.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I mean, I kind of understand. If you're going to gently caress the prince of darkness's kid why gently caress one of the ones that is gonna need to crash at your place until he gets back on his hooves.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Universe Master posted:

"Can you call it a gangbang if it's only four on one?" is a useful tag.

i love that they felt obliged to tag for "invented post season games". i really like the idea of the person who was really gung-ho to read this and then was like, wait, invented post-season games?! no thanks!!

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I read one once for a book club where the woman is investigating a country house and theres a mystery afoot at the manor and anyway at the end it turns out the long term caretaker of the estate and the real estate agent both knew the solution to the mystery and would have shared if she just asked them but she was having fun learning local history and loving a park ranger that it felt rude to interrupt.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMSpRpEs0Y

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
btw those tags finally yielded an answer, sort of:

there's literally hundreds of people complaining about the phenomenon referenced in the original post: that authors will have all sorts of fairly normal fanfictions, and then lots of hockey rpf





I personally counted over 300 tags of "hockey rpf" or "loving hockey rpf" before I just got tired and bored of counting it

(although there's also a lot of complaining about hawaii 5-0? Like, a LOT

)

but this particular set of tags from this person I think mostly gives us the solution






mystery solved!

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
I remember being sent a story in the 90s that would've fallen into this category but was 20 years too early

It was about Martina Hingis, tennis legend, and was actually super gross

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I'm not sure that you noticed, but these are also really gross

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
But before you assume "all women do this" the pushback and a lot of the anger in the tags/comments is that it's gross to write fanfiction about real people. So writing hockey rpf is definitely not by consensus "ok"

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
And that's the way the cookie crumble's

DebonaireD
May 7, 2007

I wrote a Commander Keen fanfic back in the third grade, but it was not erotic. At that time, workers were painting the hallway outside our apartment, and now that smell is highly erotic.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Pick posted:

And that's the way the cookie crumble's

lmao is this a babes in toyland reference

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Pick posted:

but this particular set of tags from this person I think mostly gives us the solution






mystery solved!

Communicating like that is worse than the fanfiction.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Xaintrailles posted:

Colin Robinson rules, is there Colin Robinson fanfic?

oh god please tell me there are women fetishising being bored to death I need hope

There is some...



But yeah, I can't work with this :(

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This poo poo is too weird, why don't you stick to pregnant sonic and other mainstream fanfics

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Xaintrailles posted:

There is some...



But yeah, I can't work with this :(

He has them like for dinner I'm sure

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I saw the baseball heat map thing and I totally look at bulge constantly

??
Not face that much
I love arms and back too
What I don't care about at all is rear end and I know that's unusual

Huh

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Genuinely surprised women don't check out arms or torso or bulge area

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Spinz posted:

I saw the baseball heat map thing and I totally look at bulge constantly

??
Not face that much
I love arms and back too
What I don't care about at all is rear end and I know that's unusual

Huh

*quietly and dejectedly returns rear end to pants*

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Aunt Jemima x Frito Bandito afterlife AU

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
🏒 🍆

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Jun 22, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
edit is not quote,

anyway I was gunna say cause and effect about the hockey puck to the dick before I edited your post by mistake lol

Catalina
May 20, 2008



Pick posted:

Aunt Jemima x Frito Bandito afterlife AU

There was a time when reading that sentence would have made me feel like I had read something almost impossibly surreal, but 2020 has been so wild, if you told me that those two brands were tweeting alternating chapters of that to each other, I’d accept that without a second thought.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Catalina posted:

There was a time when reading that sentence would have made me feel like I had read something almost impossibly surreal, but 2020 has been so wild, if you told me that those two brands were tweeting alternating chapters of that to each other, I’d accept that without a second thought.

Dehumanize urself and face the branding

Barudak
May 7, 2007

KFC made a romance novel, brands know what the ladies like

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
I live in a hockey culture without ever having paid attention to any of it. Just wondering how prominent are the players who are only there to beat up the opposing team. Flat out that is the skill they were hired for.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Yvershek posted:

I live in a hockey culture without ever having paid attention to any of it. Just wondering how prominent are the players who are only there to beat up the opposing team. Flat out that is the skill they were hired for.

sometimes they get to make love even if they didn't hockey so good :kiddo:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
breathy 20-somethings spending 30 minutes waxing poetic about *squints*



gabriel landeskog's tentacle penis


wow! cover art!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
next on



ooooooooooooooo


Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

wow! cover art!

I told my son I did the commission for "i want a bad, bad romance" cover art so he could have new shoes and he told me, dad, I didnt need new shoes that badly

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

ah, Porn with Feelings. Now theres something i can get behind in front of

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

free hubcaps posted:

ah, Porn with Feelings. Now theres something i can get behind in front of

But it's still shameless smut.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
kim jong un needs to shut the gently caress up

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


i literally do not think there was any chance in a million years this was written by literally anyone but jim acosta

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


yes, that IS the right psalm for this situation :hai:

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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
I'm scared and Pick seems willing to wade through the muck. Please do NYT columnists David Brooks, Bari Weis, or Bret Stephens.

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