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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, loving Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

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Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Where theres a gently caress there's a way

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs


Scaramouche posted:

Where theres a gently caress there's a way

:hmmorks:

Empty Sandwich has a new favorite as of 18:40 on Jun 22, 2020

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Surely you don’t disbelieve the prophecies, because you had a hand in bringing them about yourself? You don’t really suppose, do you, that all your adventures and escapes were managed by mere luck, just for your sole benefit? You are a very fine person, Mr. Baggins, and I am very fond of you; but you are only quite a little gently caress in a wide world after all!

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
everybody gets along really well in this version of the movie.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Proudfucks!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Read this in Tom Bombadil-o-meter

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

I thought we did this already, and that 'the dwarf is so loud we could have shot him in the loving dark' emerged triumphant

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎
This is PYF, nothing is ever “settled”

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

I ain't been droppin' no fucks, sir! I promise!

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



The best "gently caress"s are cries of frustrating.

RotK -Shrieked by the Witch Kind while his face implodes.
TT - Shouted by Saruman while he watches the ents wreak his poo poo.
FotR - Is it still one "gently caress" if it's said simultaneously? If so, all the Nazgul as the river fucks them up. If not, Frodo responding to Bilbo trying to grab the ring from him.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

rydiafan posted:

The best "gently caress"s are cries of frustrating.

RotK -Shrieked by the Witch Kind while his face implodes.
TT - Shouted by Saruman while he watches the ents wreak his poo poo.
FotR - Is it still one "gently caress" if it's said simultaneously? If so, all the Nazgul as the river fucks them up. If not, Frodo responding to Bilbo trying to grab the ring from him.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule



Fuuuuuuuuuck, duuude

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


If you arnt putting the gently caress in the very beginning when sauron gets his fingers cut off and he loses the ring, go to hell.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I don't gently caress half of you half as well as I should like; and I gently caress less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

rydiafan posted:

FotR - Is it still one "gently caress" if it's said simultaneously? If so, all the Nazgul as the river fucks them up. If not, Frodo responding to Bilbo trying to grab the ring from him.

I would be very very ok with him going "oh gently caress" at that moment because that's what 95% of audiences did

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

CannonFodder posted:

Yeah I read the songs. Even the ones in Elvish.

Oh, excuse me, Sindarin.

Psh, Sindarin. Sons of Feanor be like

We swear on our gemstones
Only in Quenya
We're getting our gemstones, only in Quenya

We'll kill all who stop us
Only in Quenya
Slaughter our kin folk, only in Quenya

Quenya, oh Quenya
Beats Sindarin, and the Khuzdul
Quenya, Quenya Quenya Quenya
Quenya, we're swearing in Quenya
Where's our loving Silmarils

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Ignite Memories posted:

I thought we did this already, and that 'the dwarf is so loud we could have shot him in the loving dark' emerged triumphant

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Phy posted:

Psh, Sindarin. Sons of Feanor be like

We swear on our gemstones
Only in Quenya
We're getting our gemstones, only in Quenya

We'll kill all who stop us
Only in Quenya
Slaughter our kin folk, only in Quenya

Quenya, oh Quenya
Beats Sindarin, and the Khuzdul
Quenya, Quenya Quenya Quenya
Quenya, we're swearing in Quenya
Where's our loving Silmarils

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Phy posted:

Psh, Sindarin. Sons of Feanor be like

We swear on our gemstones
Only in Quenya
We're getting our gemstones, only in Quenya

We'll kill all who stop us
Only in Quenya
Slaughter our kin folk, only in Quenya

Quenya, oh Quenya
Beats Sindarin, and the Khuzdul
Quenya, Quenya Quenya Quenya
Quenya, we're swearing in Quenya
Where's our loving Silmarils

Friend of mine in middle school pronounced the "qu" as though it were Spanish and it drove me crazy

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

RIP History's Greatest Villain



August 29, 1939 – June 22, 2020

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I checked the showbizz section of a German site and they reported that someone who made shoes died? Weird.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Pershing posted:

RIP History's Greatest Villain



August 29, 1939 – June 22, 2020

Weird. I saw the picture, thought it was Jerry Bruckheimer for some reason, except I got his name mixed up with Joel Schumacher in my brain, but that picture is actually Michael Bay.

But it actually was Joel Schumacher that died RIP :smith:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Pershing posted:

RIP History's Greatest Villain



August 29, 1939 – June 22, 2020

Dammit I was just coming here to do something similar. I was gonna do a picture of Nolan with RIP Tim Burton

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pershing posted:

RIP History's Greatest Villain



August 29, 1939 – June 22, 2020

Sadly michael bay doesn't appear dead, but his career might be dead soon

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

LifeSunDeath posted:

Sadly michael bay doesn't appear dead, but his career might be dead soon


The late 70s/early 80s were pretty wild, she wasn't even born yet!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
What about breakfast?

We've already loving had it.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Thank you for this much needed palate cleanser

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Yes I appreciated it, too.

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


monster would not make a very good palate cleanser

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

owl_pellet posted:

monster would not make a very good palate cleanser

that's why they have those trays of sniffing durian at Monster tastings, to clear your palate

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Drinking a snifter of Monster between the third and fourth courses at Guy Fieri's Alinea spinoff.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

fishing with the fam posted:

Drinking a snifter of Monster between the third and fourth courses at Guy Fieri's Alinea spinoff.

Guy Fieri is classier than that

He'd have White Claw flights

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I'll have the charred potato ash crusted quail with maltodextrin cilantro fat boulders, extra donkey sauce please.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
This line of posting reminds me of this:



But in all seriousness Guy Fieri is a great person who does a lot of wonderful things for small businesses and first responders, gives loads to charity, and makes really good food when he isn't forced to play the insane character he was given. Leave uncle Guy alone :colbert:

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This line of posting reminds me of this:



But in all seriousness Guy Fieri is a great person who does a lot of wonderful things for small businesses and first responders, gives loads to charity, and makes really good food when he isn't forced to play the insane character he was given. Leave uncle Guy alone :colbert:

I'll have the Captain Beefheart

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
Lincoln was PG-13 and I distinctly remember there being two gently caress-bombs.

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Stex T posted:

Lincoln was PG-13 and I distinctly remember there being two gently caress-bombs.

Mary Todd and...?

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