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Jun 22, 2020 18:50
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stavros isnt wrong except in america the parents of the 60 yr old couple are working as the cashier and the children are doing the dishes. its not real greek food until the old man ringing you up dies. and the dish washer yells out a door a 15yr old kid comes in and starts washing dishes and the dish washer starts cooking and the cook comes out to finish ringing you up before anyone even thinks about calling 911.
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Jun 22, 2020 19:04
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Hellenic piss beer and the cheapest laziest ‘Greek salad’ (a cube of feta, three olives, a cherry tomato, and an entire red onion on iceberg lettuce) on the menu are required. Bonus if half the meal is served on styrofoam or paper plates. dialhforhero has a new favorite as of 19:14 on Jun 22, 2020 |
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Jun 22, 2020 19:11
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https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/1275126442595102720
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Jun 22, 2020 19:12
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The Skynet we were waiting for never came, the bombs never dropped, but as we were fearfully watching the sky for satellites, the machines became self-aware in our pockets.
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Jun 22, 2020 20:02
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Skynet didn't want to kill us. It just wanted to show us videos.
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Jun 22, 2020 20:06
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RandomFerret posted:The Skynet we were waiting for never came, the bombs never dropped, but as we were fearfully watching the sky for satellites, the machines became self-aware in our pockets. You goddamn pervert, I can clearly see those are your hands you've got in there!
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Jun 22, 2020 20:14
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ultrafilter posted:Skynet didn't want to kill us. It just wanted to show us videos. Definitely makes those hydraulic press videos seem a lot more ominous.
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Jun 22, 2020 20:31
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There’s an easy solution to Skynet. Just before we start noticing AI getting a bit too murdery for our liking, flood the net with really terrible military training and strategy. Just full completely up. We’ll turn all machines into Wimp Lo.
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Jun 22, 2020 20:59
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HPanda posted:There’s an easy solution to Skynet. Just before we start noticing AI getting a bit too murdery for our liking, flood the net with really terrible military training and strategy. Just full completely up. We’ll turn all machines into Wimp Lo. "We trained it wrong on purpose. As a meme!"
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Jun 22, 2020 21:06
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https://twitter.com/Klopfenpop/status/1275176718546821120
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Jun 22, 2020 22:21
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That's a tweet from eight minutes ago with two likes. Did you post your own tweet you just made?
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Jun 22, 2020 22:27
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Until I saw Wankhaus I read it in my mind as "Zugspitze" and was confused.
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Jun 22, 2020 22:29
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prayer group posted:That's a tweet from eight minutes ago with two likes. Did you post your own tweet you just made? look at this loser that isnt following famous influencer "Klopfenpop"
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Jun 22, 2020 22:40
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I thought most content on SA was original?
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Jun 22, 2020 22:53
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prayer group posted:That's a tweet from eight minutes ago with two likes. Did you post your own tweet you just made? nope
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Jun 22, 2020 22:55
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it's a little old place where you can visit by yourself
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Jun 22, 2020 22:59
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prayer group posted:That's a tweet from eight minutes ago with two likes. Did you post your own tweet you just made? You're served the freshest Twitter content available and have the loving gall to complain about this? The opportunity to get in on the ground floor of an up and coming sure-to-be-viral tweet and you look the gift horse in the mouth? Shame on you.
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Jun 22, 2020 23:04
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I doubt the ground floor of Wankhaus is any better than the upper floors.
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Jun 22, 2020 23:22
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Lobok posted:I doubt the ground floor of Wankhaus is any better than the upper floors. Due to gravity it could only be worse.
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Jun 22, 2020 23:34
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Due to gravity it could only be worse. Then that property must have a real problem with debasement.
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Jun 23, 2020 01:21
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quote:Our people are so committed to doing the bare minimum we almost caused a global financial meltdown by napping too much Yeah napping too much, also never ever ever paying your taxes Literally, when their economy melted down in 2011, they had a shortfall of around sixty billion euro, or more than a third of their GDP.
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Jun 23, 2020 01:41
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The global financial meltdown was clearly caused by *checks* Greek culture! Stupid Greeks.
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Jun 23, 2020 01:55
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Cocaine Bear posted:The global financial meltdown was clearly caused by *checks* Greek culture! Stupid Greeks. Is not even close to what I was saying but go off chief The Greek financial meltdown in 2011 was separate from the one the American sub-prime mortgage crisis caused in 2008, and among several problems they had, a massive driver was tax receipts as 4.7% of their GDP as opposed to the 9-10% they should have expected.
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Jun 23, 2020 02:00
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Memento posted:Is not even close to what I was saying but go off chief Lol, np. What is it about Greek culture that makes them not pay taxes?
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Jun 23, 2020 02:02
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Cocaine Bear posted:Lol, np. What is it about Greek culture that makes them not pay taxes? Their government lets them get away with it, so they don't pay them, like anyone would. nice try though
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Jun 23, 2020 02:04
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And no Greek ever paid taxes before or since.
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Jun 23, 2020 02:10
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Cocaine Bear posted:And no Greek ever paid taxes before or since. I dunno, maybe? I'm not talking about before or since, I'm talking about a major driver of the 2011 Greek economic collapse, and you're trying to bait me into saying something racist, and you can go and gently caress yourself with a rusty shovel, you loving pissant
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Jun 23, 2020 02:13
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"Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" *throws a block of feta cheese at the Acropolis*
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Jun 23, 2020 02:18
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Memento posted:I dunno, maybe? I'm not talking about before or since, I'm talking about a major driver of the 2011 Greek economic collapse, and you're trying to bait me into saying something racist, and you can go and gently caress yourself with a rusty shovel, you loving pissant Nice 2011 Greek Financial meltdown Also, you're wrong and that isn't widely considered a major contributing factor and makes little sense unless viewed in a vacuum. Your original joke strongly implied--intentionally or not--that Greeks don't pay their taxes "never ever ever". Maybe chill some. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 23, 2020 02:23
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Cocaine Bear posted:Nice 2011 Greek Financial meltdown Maybe shut the gently caress up you incredible dumbass
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Jun 23, 2020 02:24
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Cocaine Bear posted:Lol, np. What is it about Greek culture that makes them not pay taxes? All their culture goes into their yogurt
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Jun 23, 2020 02:24
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oldpainless posted:All their culture goes into their yogurt Arrest this man.
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Jun 23, 2020 02:25
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Maybe they should just
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Jun 23, 2020 02:34
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Cocaine Bear posted:The global financial meltdown was clearly caused by *checks* Greek culture! Stupid Greeks. You do realize the tweet was from an actual Greek guy right?
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Jun 23, 2020 02:40
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Jun 23, 2020 02:54
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The paint had to cost more than a drat apple
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Jun 23, 2020 03:18
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but belly apple is much funnier
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He probably had the paint already.
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