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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

He bought an apple so he'd have a stem

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I mean it's Low Cost Cosplay, not Free Cosplay.

How much can an apple cost? 10 dollars?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

marshmallow creep posted:

I mean it's Low Cost Cosplay, not Free Cosplay.

How much can an apple cost? 10 dollars?

:sotw:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

marshmallow creep posted:

I mean it's Low Cost Cosplay, not Free Cosplay.

How much can an apple cost? 10 dollars?

Holy crap where do live that apples cost $10? They're like <$5 a kilo!

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Hyperlynx posted:

Holy crap where do live that apples cost $10? They're like <$5 a kilo!

Whoosh.

McPhearson
Aug 4, 2007

Hot Damn!



Hyperlynx posted:

Holy crap where do live that apples cost $10? They're like <$5 a kilo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_Qyk9DSUw

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

It would've been much better if no one had explained it

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Explained what

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Bees?

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

No, please, I beg you. Don't do the bees/beads thing. I've seen that reference so much that it makes me feel the same way someone saying "'it's just a flesh wound! :haw:" does.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Telemaze posted:

No, please, I beg you. Don't do the bees/beads thing. I've seen that reference so much that it makes me feel the same way someone saying "'it's just a flesh wound! :haw:" does.

Did you mean to say "PLEASE GOD NO NOT THE BEES"?

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
a shrubbery

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




You take one dollar for every beenana you throw out.

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!
The low cost cosplay guy is a sellout who abandoned his low cost origins. He is also oddly sexual with all the nudity and penis imagery which makes me think there's some fetish at play here.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I don't think having a silly lil dick somewhere makes it a fetish. Dude prolly finds it as funny as we do.

E: poo poo I think I missed some sarcasm or a joke here or something

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Captain Jesus posted:

The low cost cosplay guy is a sellout who abandoned his low cost origins. He is also oddly sexual with all the nudity and penis imagery which makes me think there's some fetish at play here.

Sometimes a hidden dick is just a hidden dick.

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009
I thought this cigar tasted musky!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Cheers.

I guess so. Either you know the reference or you don't.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Telemaze posted:

No, please, I beg you. Don't do the bees/beads thing. I've seen that reference so much that it makes me feel the same way someone saying "'it's just a flesh wound! :haw:" does.

I feel much the same way about shark skin smoothness. That got run into the ground super hard on these forums

e: now to unbookmark this thread for 3 days.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Garrand posted:

I feel much the same way about shark skin smoothness. That got run into the ground super hard on these forums

e: now to unbookmark this thread for 3 days.

Open faced pepperoni sandwich

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
I put ketchup on my tip. Bone app the teat.

... Irregardless.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

I don't mind the hidden penis, so long as it's not circumcized

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
If a hidden penis is circumcized and nobody is there to see it, is it really circumcized?

And if you see it, is it really hidden?

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

burexas.irom posted:

I don't mind the hidden penis, so long as it's not circumcized

Yeah I love Silent Hill too.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica


Grendels Dad posted:

If a hidden penis is circumcized and nobody is there to see it, is it really circumcized?

And if you see it, is it really hidden?

It's waiting for you, in silent hill


edit: :(

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Time to put all the Greeks in the thread, ahem:
The only real Macedonia is the former Yugoslav republic of Macedonia. It’s the one that’s got all the history with Alexander the Great and the Macedons.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007



The story behind this one is that the guy who kicks the child has special needs right?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

NtotheTC posted:

The story behind this one is that the guy who kicks the child has special needs right?

In this particular instance, he needed a blacksmith's apprentice special and got it.

(A little Jerry Cotton reference there :finland:)


someone there to mind him. That was a bad post even besides being a bad post just in general. Sorry.

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 09:09 on Jun 23, 2020

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

NtotheTC posted:

The story behind this one is that the guy who kicks the child has special needs right?

Yes, and possibly even prior to that punch landing

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Yes, and possibly even prior to that punch landing

lol

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
bet that dude never kicked someone again though.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Abongination posted:

bet that dude never kicked someone again though.

just a super cool attitude you have here.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Drone_Fragger posted:

Time to put all the Greeks in the thread, ahem:
The only real Macedonia is the former Yugoslav republic of Macedonia. It’s the one that’s got all the history with Alexander the Great and the Macedons.

To add to the catfight, Turks and Greeks are pretty much the same

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

To add to the catfight, Turks and Greeks are pretty much the same

And Armenian baklava is better than anyone else's

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I had to get real close before I realised it was not in fact "Monopoly: Uranus Edition" and walked away disappointed

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

To add to the catfight, Turks and Greeks are pretty much the same

And Slovenians are just Alpine Bosnians.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Memento posted:

And Armenian baklava is better than anyone else's

Can confirm. The local Greek restaurant is owned and operated by Armenian-Americans.

Why, you may ask, do they not call it an Armenian restaurant? The answer I got is that Armenians and Greeks in the area already know that it is Armenian, and no one else would care to know the difference. Their humor may be dry but the food is not.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

jojoinnit posted:

I had to get real close before I realised it was not in fact "Monopoly: Uranus Edition" and walked away disappointed



Urbanus is a Flemish comedian. He also has a long-running series of comic books. I guess they based this version of Monopoly solely on his stand-up shows and they got someone's nephew to draw the artwork.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

burexas.irom posted:

I don't mind the hidden penis, so long as it's not circumcized

PYF Funny Pictures: I don't mind the hidden penis, so long as it's not circumcized

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Mierenneuker posted:

Urbanus is a Flemish comedian. He also has a long-running series of comic books. I guess they based this version of Monopoly solely on his stand-up shows and they got someone's nephew to draw the artwork.

One of the continuously amazing things about SA is that I can be basically anywhere, snap a pic that's funny to English speakers in some way, post it in any megathread and within a few minutes a local will be there to explain what it actually is about. :allears:

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