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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Alan Smithee posted:

do you disbelieve that I and this female did not in fact make the funky mambo? The coitus interruptus? The horizontal shuffle?

I assure you 100% that we had sex for my word is my bond and I am but a man of honor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayLPWCLot74

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

SorePotato posted:

Invoking the Power of a Slur for Good

literally a cum town bit

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1274915675333636097

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
it could be a simple case of mistaken identity, since at least 73% of nascar drivers are named Bubba Wallace

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

poo poo like this scares me more than any dumb poo poo trump says

you kind of expect that whoever's in the white house there are still long-term bureaucrats running things in the background, but lol it's these people

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Flavius Aetass posted:

poo poo like this scares me more than any dumb poo poo trump says

you kind of expect that whoever's in the white house there are still long-term bureaucrats running things in the background, but lol it's these people

The DHS was founded on poo poo, has a mission to be poo poo, and has never been good.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

The Lone Badger posted:

The DHS was founded on poo poo, has a mission to be poo poo, and has never been good.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The Lone Badger posted:

The DHS was founded on poo poo, has a mission to be poo poo, and has never been good.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“Department of Homeland Security” was fash as gently caress from the moment they christened it.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Grifters gotta grift

https://twitter.com/PeatWorrier/status/1274979493355151360?s=19

Beowulfs_Ghost
Nov 6, 2009

Mr Interweb posted:

:lol: i mean, everyone knows DHS is a chud agency, but i didn't think they'd be so explicit with demonstrating that.

also, great excuse too

"is this so-called 'boogaloo' crowd made up of rightwingers just because the term is only used by rightwingers? who can say for sure? :shrug: "

Boogaloo is now a classic case of "death of the author". White supremacists may have started it, but it took on a life of it's own and is picking up a bunch of nihilists.

This guy killed one cop and wounded another, planned on killing many more

These guys were picked up while going out to throw molotov cocktails at cops

It is morbidly funny that some cops might view these guys as "armed friendlies", when their plans so far are "kill cops to promote chaos".

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
There are no doubt some cops posting hi-larious boogaloo memes on facebook/4chan, and there are some boogaloos who really think the cops are the friends in the race war. But if there is one priority in the minds of cops, it is preservation of their privilege at the apex of the social hierarchy. Some pro-cop boogs are going to learn the hard way the effect of guilt-by-association.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Beowulfs_Ghost posted:

Boogaloo is now a classic case of "death of the author". White supremacists may have started it, but it took on a life of it's own and is picking up a bunch of nihilists.

This guy killed one cop and wounded another, planned on killing many more

These guys were picked up while going out to throw molotov cocktails at cops

It is morbidly funny that some cops might view these guys as "armed friendlies", when their plans so far are "kill cops to promote chaos".

boogaloo boys fighting cops AND getting rid of themselves in the process?

:yeshaha:

Dekko
May 23, 2007

Beowulfs_Ghost posted:

Boogaloo is now a classic case of "death of the author". White supremacists may have started it, but it took on a life of it's own and is picking up a bunch of nihilists.

This guy killed one cop and wounded another, planned on killing many more

These guys were picked up while going out to throw molotov cocktails at cops

It is morbidly funny that some cops might view these guys as "armed friendlies", when their plans so far are "kill cops to promote chaos".

There was a pretty good episode of Qanon Anonymous (podcast looking at qanon and other wierdos) on this. The makeup of the Boogaloo crowd is a lot more complex and varied than 'nazis itching for a race war'.

You dont want to worry about them shooting protestors, I'd be more concerned with them shooting the cops in order to give them an excuse to start fighting the government.

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
The non-racist boogs seem to be a minority, but a very sizable one - it's more wanting to kill cops and soldiers that unite them, for now.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002




Lol how is that fat moron still a thing?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Quote-Unquote posted:

Lol how is that fat moron still a thing?

centrist grifitng still hot

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Boogs are just Manson stans and school shooters

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/ehananoki/status/1275068960640139264

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

hmm
https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1275116073944154114

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


wonder if that white supremacist group is part of a CIA stay behind group

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
lmao it's the wacky "order of nine angles" cult

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1275120169816227840

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1275113596524072962

The loving New York Post posted:

Police sources explained it was clear that the workers couldn’t have known cops had placed the orders “since it wasn’t done in person” — and they couldn’t have dosed the drinks after the officers arrived, because they were packaged and waiting for pickup when the trio walked in.

Soon after sipping the shakes, however, the cops realized they didn’t taste or smell right, so they threw the drinks in the trash and alerted a manager, who apologized and issued them vouchers for free food or drink, which they accepted, according to sources.
...
Detectives easily closed the case after interviewing five employees and reviewing surveillance footage showing the shakes were made normally, sources said.

The machine was cleaned before the officers ordered, according to sources, and it still contained residual milkstone remover — a typically acidic solution used to combat buildup in dairy equipment.

But by 10:45 p.m., the Detectives Endowment Association was declaring that Finest had become “ill” after being “intentionally poisoned by one or more workers at the Shake Shack” — as Police Benevolent Association president Pat Lynch made a show of visiting Bellevue while his union declared at 10:47 p.m. that police officers came “under attack” from a “toxic substance, believed to be bleach.”

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
so is this thread due for a title change? bc

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I wonder if they will wonder

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
protip: women who turn down your awkward-bordering-on-harassment "flirting" aren't actually doing that to every guy in existence.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Beowulfs_Ghost posted:

Boogaloo is now a classic case of "death of the author". White supremacists may have started it, but it took on a life of it's own and is picking up a bunch of nihilists.

This guy killed one cop and wounded another, planned on killing many more

These guys were picked up while going out to throw molotov cocktails at cops

It is morbidly funny that some cops might view these guys as "armed friendlies", when their plans so far are "kill cops to promote chaos".
The suspects in all three of these stories are US military lmao.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

The dumbest part is how would you even drink a bleach tainted beverage without noticing? It has a pretty strong scent/taste that anyone who has been to a pool would immediately recognize.

Fifty Farts
Dec 23, 2013

- Meticulously Researched
- Peer-reviewed

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

so is this thread due for a title change? bc

Like someone in another thread said (paraphrasing): if you think rape and flirting are that similar, you shouldn't flirt with anyone, ever.

Giant Isopod
Jan 30, 2010

Bathynomus giganteus
Yams Fan

Kung Food posted:

The dumbest part is how would you even drink a bleach tainted beverage without noticing? It has a pretty strong scent/taste that anyone who has been to a pool would immediately recognize.

I got served water at a restaurant once that had dilute bleach in it. It was extremely obvious exactly what happened about 0.05 seconds into the first sip.

Man, if only I'd been a cop, then I could have turned it into a rallying cry for my own oppression and maybe even got to shoot someone over it rather than merely getting an apology and a free dinner.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

hey remember when jorp's hellspawn said that daddy was going to make an announcement for his triumphant return to save western civilization? well looks like that got extended by another week for some strange reason :iiam:

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
they made him too healthy and he's on an apple juice drip until mere mortals can handle his brain

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!

90s Cringe Rock posted:

they made him too healthy and he's on an apple juice drip until mere mortals can handle his brain

Beef juice, more like.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The beef must flow!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Heil...Satan?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

so is this thread due for a title change? bc

https://twitter.com/somedude718/status/1275177359142944770

In order to be interesting, you have to use the gamer words

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/somedude718/status/1275177359142944770

In order to be interesting, you have to use the gamer words

"T-the cake is a lie!"

*instantly drowns in puss*

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Avirosb posted:

"T-the cake is a lie!"

*instantly drowns in puss*

That might work with a certain type of person.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

That might work with a certain type of person.



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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/somedude718/status/1275177359142944770

In order to be interesting, you have to use the gamer words

Tell me more about being interesting, user Some Dude

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