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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

TheFrankAttack posted:

Seriouspost:

Mods please get your heads together to have a plan in place to protect all the posters in this thread from a Lowtax rage ban tomorrow morning.

This will never happen bruh. Accept your fate, post truths.

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

TheFrankAttack posted:

Seriouspost:

Mods please get your heads together to have a plan in place to protect all the posters in this thread from a Lowtax rage ban tomorrow morning.

Anyone perma'd by lowtax after this is a hero

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I'll miss everyone on this site :h:

except the domestic abusers

Jen X fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Jun 24, 2020

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Renaissance Spam posted:

Nice Av/Post combo.

I hosed Germany. I think I can take on a flesh lump in a back brace.

Anthony Chuzzlewit
Oct 26, 2008

good for healthy


Sublimer posted:

12. Fecal lasagna
13. Segakiller


keyboard goop

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

RC Cola posted:

Nah. Let's go out with a bang. Eat a ban and never reregister

Realpost this is the solution. Ban all users, disable ability to re-reg.

Glass the forum.

clammy
Nov 25, 2004

hey can someone do tubgirl while were doing the dirty pictures sendoff

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

verbal enema posted:

i wanna post about basketball on SA :c

Basketball is dead, and so is SA.

Enjoy JR Smith.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Jen X posted:

I'll miss everyone on this site :h:

except the domestic abusers

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Squiddycat posted:

Give the site to Avshalom

:emptyquote:

Commissar Of Doom
Apr 21, 2009
LOWTAX IS DEAD! SATAN LIVES!

HAIL SATAN! CURSE LOWTAX!

terrified of my bathroom
Jan 24, 2014

GAY BOATS
throw wide the posting gates for all posters. uphold ban abolition thought

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



Woo woo

gently caress lowtax

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
A dream is dead

Only registered members can see post attachments!

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

Majorian posted:

The ballad of The Saurus, aka floor pizza guy who got deported back to the UK.

was this the same floor pizza couple that met while trolling chris-chan

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals
I went to bed on page 14 and we're now on whatever the gently caress page this is. Have there been more developments outside of what's in the OP? Any admins decided to chip in? What a poo poo show. I hope we can find a new place if there isn't a coup.

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009
gently caress Lowtax, you metal-spined spineless shitbag.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Squiddycat posted:

Give the site to Avshalom

i asked them to write for the frontpage and they said no. av is the smartest person from here ever.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Peachfart posted:

Coward mod ready for political revolution but too scared to stand up against woman beating. I can't even lol that

:yeah:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Ban me Lowtax you loving wifebeating coward.

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

Lowtax sucks rear end. RIP to these forums, but gently caress that dude.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

We postin. Get out your last posts, this it the sun's last light before it sets. Post motherfuckers.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Anyone perma'd by lowtax after this is a hero

Insh'Allah.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

LSD at the gangbang posted:

was this the same floor pizza couple that met while trolling chris-chan

Indeed it was! Then he went full MAGA CHUD in CSPAM, got banned, then got deported lol

Commissar Of Doom
Apr 21, 2009
Force feed LOWTAX potbelly cookies in hell like homer and the donuts.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Anyone perma'd by lowtax after this is a hero

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Clawtopsy posted:

one last time, old friend. one last time.

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/dTEw1Ns.jpg:nws:

It almost looks serene to my eyes now.

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com
I bought my account and the no-ads add-on about 19 years ago now, and I use an ad-blocker on top of that. Based on that alone, I've undoubtedly been a financial drain on these forums for nearly two decades now. Maybe using the forums more is actually the right thing for me to do.

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.

Jon Joe posted:

Abusers cannot be allowed to hold power in people's lives. For as long as Lowtax remains in ownership of the Something Awful forums, he will continue to use his power to attract and abuse women. Lowtax maintaining ownership represents a clear and material harm - this is not a matter of abstract morals, but a clear link between now several cases of Lowtax's status as the webmaster of the Something Awful forums, and his ability to continue his abuse.

Lowtax, you abusive shitpile, give up the forums or permaban me.

Shitbags like this will never stop, they will never get better, he will continue to do this poo poo irl with or without the forums. But I am fine with him never seeing a cent from it again. Scorch it.

https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/360005502572-Cancel-my-membership

Bastard

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Woof Blitzer posted:

Recalling the greatest hits before we all eat it
1. This thread obv.
2. An unironic war criminal in Syria
3. Benghazi (NEVER 4GET)
4. Hot dog man
5. D&D mod larping as an FBI agent
6. Low carb diet
8. Zipline of death
9. Groverhaus
10. ???
11. Profit

Harm reduction more like arm reduction

Goon island where their tree remover got stolen because someone chained it to a tree with the keys in the ignition

scarybirdman
Jan 17, 2010
leak the mod forum you cringing dogs

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
post if you got em!

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

Majorian posted:

Indeed it was! Then he went full MAGA CHUD in CSPAM, got banned, then got deported lol

i had not heard of the deportation update, lol

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Lowtax needs to release the database of posts/forums code/etc as open source so that it can never be in his hands again, and close his Patreon.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Reminder that this information only exists to freaks who browse GBS or who are hyper-online with other SA users on Twitter or whatever. There's hundreds of people going about their day, posting, buying avatars, renewing their Patreon sub that have no idea. Feel free to inform others that Lowtax is a serial abusing shithead in places other than this thread.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
also lol at everyone who paid for a spaceship, double lol at people who never got them

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Majorian posted:

The ballad of The Saurus, aka floor pizza guy who got deported back to the UK.

The guy who planned to make a cross-country hike from San Francisco to Florida despite dozens of experienced hikers telling him it was a death sentence for an amateur to attempt even with proper equipment, and whom never made it out of a park in California because his lovely cart broke a wheel and he gave up.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Anyone perma'd by lowtax after this is a hero

Umbasa.

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
LEAK THE MOD FORUM YOU COWARDS

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clammy
Nov 25, 2004

THERE is a light in the forest, there is a face in the trees
ILL pull you out of the chorus and the first one's always free

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