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Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

Jose posted:

i can post the aussie goon prolapse pictures itt if people want. i'll link them because they're not goatse

:doit:

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Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
Put Lowtax in charge of 4chan

The New York Times
Mar 2, 2013

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And here I thought falling down a flight of stairs and bruising my whole body would be the worst thing that happened to me tonight


:rip:

☹️

The New York Times fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Jun 24, 2020

Boxcar
Jul 29, 2000

Gulping Again posted:

sad irony in this article being phiz's last frontpage

There's a frontpage?

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

The New York Times posted:

And here I thought falling down a flight of stairs and bruising my whole body would be the worst thing that happened to me tonight


:rip:

☹️

Hope you're alright, lad!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:nws: these are an aussie goons prolapse photos. said aussie goon posted the saga of how he had to go to hospital and get surgery because he self fisted while using a butt plug and got it stuck inside himself

https://imgur.com/9eLH5M0
https://imgur.com/g702r1l
https://imgur.com/qTQoyYL

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

cnut posted:

Check out the "Popular Threads"

https://www.somethingawful.com/

Seems appropriate that this is on the front page too

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010


i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

The New York Times posted:

And here I thought falling down a flight of stairs and bruising my whole body would be the worst thing that happened to me tonight


:rip:

☹️

Its okay, you're among friends, you don't have to hide what lowtax did to you.


(jesus, that sucks, hope you heal up fast!)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jose posted:

:nws: these are an aussie goons prolapse photos. said aussie goon posted the saga of how he had to go to hospital and get surgery because he self fisted while using a butt plug and got it stuck inside himself

https://imgur.com/9eLH5M0
https://imgur.com/g702r1l
https://imgur.com/qTQoyYL

Thanks for sharing.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Jose posted:

:nws: these are an aussie goons prolapse photos. said aussie goon posted the saga of how he had to go to hospital and get surgery because he self fisted while using a butt plug and got it stuck inside himself

https://imgur.com/9eLH5M0
https://imgur.com/g702r1l
https://imgur.com/qTQoyYL

Mods knew

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
turn sa into a user coop and seize the means of production comrades

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



These forums are way too young to die.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
God dammit, these forums were dying slowly from my experience in the MMA section, but this is awful.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Absoloutely didn't need to see those images but hey, its the goodbye thread, gently caress it

wild drama llama
Jun 18, 2020
this is how it felt when we gathered at sinai

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Chris Pistols posted:

What is KF? I don't know this person on Facebook or where any of this has come from. Don't be so rude to me, please.

Kiwifarms. It's a site a lot of the posters here are terrified of because it's outed a lot of SA admins, mods and posters as the abusive pieces of poo poo they are, no matter how woke they pretend to be here.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Jose posted:

:nws: these are an aussie goons prolapse photos. said aussie goon posted the saga of how he had to go to hospital and get surgery because he self fisted while using a butt plug and got it stuck inside himself

https://imgur.com/9eLH5M0
https://imgur.com/g702r1l
https://imgur.com/qTQoyYL
Christ! Is that what you've been doing in the Auspol thread all this time?

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Jose posted:

:nws: these are an aussie goons prolapse photos. said aussie goon posted the saga of how he had to go to hospital and get surgery because he self fisted while using a butt plug and got it stuck inside himself

https://imgur.com/9eLH5M0
https://imgur.com/g702r1l
https://imgur.com/qTQoyYL

That's a lot of information to take in! If you have a massive butt plug in how do you fist yourself as well?

Skyelan
Sep 17, 2007

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What do you guys think is going to happen to our posts. No one is thinking of the posts.

they get sent to hell, where all the greatest sinners have to read them. that's why my posting is so fuckin bad.

RunningOnEmpty
Nov 1, 2005
Because I work hard for the money...bitch.
So is this 'that's all she wrote', seriously, the end. Asking for a friend.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Flatscan posted:

Kiwifarms. It's a site a lot of the posters here are terrified of because it's outed a lot of SA admins, mods and posters as the abusive pieces of poo poo they are, no matter how woke they pretend to be here.

it's also outed and doxxed alot of queer and vulnerable posters too

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


corgski posted:

So is Jeffery going to be setting up successor forums or is this the end? I’m gonna miss DIY. And the OSHA thread.

Also this is the second community I’m in that’s exploded this week for fucks sake.

what was the first

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

Flatscan posted:

Kiwifarms. It's a site a lot of the posters here are terrified of because it's outed a lot of SA admins, mods and posters as the abusive pieces of poo poo they are, no matter how woke they pretend to be here.


Its also a populated with poo poo awful people as well.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


can you imagine being lowtax? youre an average looking dude at best, your only career experience and source of income is having every online fat guy between the ages of 25 and 50 be mad at you, your spine is falling off, but somehow you've convinced multiple women to not only date you, but help with your insane endeavour, and you think its a good idea to an abusive piece of poo poo. now that is hubris.

i'm not saying it would fine to be a domestic abuser if he was super wealthy and successful, but come on dude

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

Jose posted:

:nws: these are an aussie goons prolapse photos. said aussie goon posted the saga of how he had to go to hospital and get surgery because he self fisted while using a butt plug and got it stuck inside himself

https://imgur.com/9eLH5M0
https://imgur.com/g702r1l
https://imgur.com/qTQoyYL

i shamefully resisted it for a long time, but i've finally clicked all the links. thanks jose, that was super gross.

DGK2000
May 3, 2007

Hotel Soap is super proud of his little perfumed balls that never get dirty or stinky

Jose posted:

:nws: these are an aussie goons prolapse photos. said aussie goon posted the saga of how he had to go to hospital and get surgery because he self fisted while using a butt plug and got it stuck inside himself

https://imgur.com/9eLH5M0
https://imgur.com/g702r1l
https://imgur.com/qTQoyYL

meh I've jerked it to worse

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

tote up a bags posted:

Absoloutely didn't need to see those images but hey, its the goodbye thread, gently caress it

Eeeee3eee33333333ee I said if you could I could, that puts mr. goat to shame.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Aginor posted:

That's a lot of information to take in! If you have a massive butt plug in how do you fist yourself as well?

Very poorly it seems.

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

Nessus posted:

Christ! Is that what you've been doing in the Auspol thread all this time?

you ever wonder how they go through so many prime ministers, so quickly?

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

Possibility of FYAD being reopened in light of these events??

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Jose posted:

:nws: these are an aussie goons prolapse photos. said aussie goon posted the saga of how he had to go to hospital and get surgery because he self fisted while using a butt plug and got it stuck inside himself

https://imgur.com/9eLH5M0
https://imgur.com/g702r1l
https://imgur.com/qTQoyYL

For those of you not aware, it's a good Jose tradition to send these to new mods via pm with little to no warning

It's the main reason I signed up tbh

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Aginor posted:

Hope you're alright, lad!

Filthy Haiku posted:

Its okay, you're among friends, you don't have to hide what lowtax did to you.


(jesus, that sucks, hope you heal up fast!)

Thanks I appreciate it. I can’t sleep and everything hurts but I’m actually lucky that I managed to smash everything on the way down because if I hit my head much harder on the floor it would have been bad

Luckily there’s plenty to read here all night/morning

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

Lowtax we're about the same age and I have never hit a woman in my life but you have hit so many women.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Nessus posted:

Christ! Is that what you've been doing in the Auspol thread all this time?

these are from ausgbs

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Luceid posted:

you ever wonder how they go through so many prime ministers, so quickly?
I'd assumed cockatoo attack or poisoning by the People Eater.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Flatscan posted:

Kiwifarms. It's a site a lot of the posters here are terrified of because it's outed a lot of SA admins, mods and posters as the abusive pieces of poo poo they are, no matter how woke they pretend to be here.

Yeah man, a lot of value they have, that's why people dislike them here, and not the absolutely vile homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic sewage spewed out in their several paragraph long posts about "troons" that they consider ugly and deformed and depraved.
They're garbage and you can gently caress off.

LePoissonDeNoel
Jan 4, 2005

he sees you when
you're sleeping

he sees you when
you're sleeping


he sees you when
you're sleeping


he sees you when
you're sleeping

juggalo baby coffin posted:

somehow you've convinced multiple women to not only date you, but help with your insane endeavour, and you think its a good idea to an abusive piece of poo poo. now that is hubris.

Big Boogie2488 Energy

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Goons Are Great posted:

For those of you not aware, it's a good Jose tradition to send these to new mods via pm with little to no warning

It's the main reason I signed up tbh

finally, the mod forum leaks

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Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

I'd honestly be fine with this place just shutting down entirely forever if it robbed Lowtax of his idiot internet retard income.

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