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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Hmm whats going on with Antonio Brown

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Manxome Foe posted:

Holy poo poo. Is this how the SA forums die? Not with a bang, but with domestic abuse?

the bang was the sound of getting backhanded onto the ground

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!

Stuntman posted:

[snip]
2) the speed and organization of lowtax's detractors feels insanely coordinated for something that happened in the middle of the night while 90% of the forums were asleep

You underestimate the number of Eurogoons and insomniac Americans. The thread hit 3000 posts in no time. That was definitely helped by Stuntman posting in every subforum, otherwise only GBS regulars would've seen it.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

HORSEPORN posted:

at least the site isn't run by someone so bitter about losing a fight to uwe boll that they beat three women though.

really makes you think

cant believe uwe bolls turned out to be the good guy after all these years

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
i'd like to bump more lowtax threads until he stops being a coward but i need to take a poo poo, brb

starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal
gently caress you lowtax

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Archer666 posted:

paying money for a spinoff forum lol

I've spent money on worse

this forum, for example

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I'll pay to let me kick him in the spine.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



SenatorIvy posted:

There are two Lowtaxes inside of you. One is bedridden with a glass neck, and the other just Bryan Fury B212's every woman he sees.
The one that wins is the one you feed (artisinal cookies dipped in mangosteen.)


This is some dark fuckin poo poo, jesus christ.

drat ivy, jesus christ

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.
This is all making me feel like day drinking. At 8:34 A.M.

Also to anybody making jokes at a BPD sufferer's expense, I helped a former friend who had BPD through a divorce from a domestic abuser from hell. There's not a single tiny ounce of comedy to be mined from that.

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy

bird with big dick posted:

Hmm whats going on with Antonio Brown

Last I heard after his stint of loving around and ruining his NFL career he got arrested on breaking and entering or something to that extent

It's more like what ISN'T going on with ab nowadays

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020
what a thread to wake up to. lowtax stop abusing women, and give up the forums to the people.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Donnerberg posted:

You underestimate the number of Eurogoons and insomniac Americans. The thread hit 3000 posts in no time. That was definitely helped by Stuntman posting in every subforum, otherwise only GBS regulars would've seen it.
wait am i a part of somethingawful history now
holy gently caress this was the best thing to ever happen to the forums

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Robo Reagan posted:

cant believe uwe bolls turned out to be the good guy after all these years

Uwe Boll in 2020: successful restaurateur

Lowtax in 2020: domestic abusing deadbeat dad pill-and-booze addict who owes the government 100k in back taxes

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Hasturtium posted:

This is all making me feel like day drinking. At 8:34 A.M.

Also to anybody making jokes at a BPD sufferer's expense, I helped a former friend who had BPD through a divorce from a domestic abuser from hell. There's not a single tiny ounce of comedy to be mined from that.

It's 3pm here so feel free to have a drink.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Hasturtium posted:

This is all making me feel like day drinking. At 8:34 A.M.

Also to anybody making jokes at a BPD sufferer's expense, I helped a former friend who had BPD through a divorce from a domestic abuser from hell. There's not a single tiny ounce of comedy to be mined from that.

Yeah, that was in bad taste, I apologize :smith:.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


i'm kind of worried about how logan day is doing

i saw that weird post allegedly by her from kiwi farms again and it reads like her doing an intentionally lovely job of some damage control post lowtax demanded she do. i hope she is safe rn.

why else would she post on kiwi farms? thats the place lowtax really cares about, and if it was him posting as her why would he do such a lovely job of excusing himself?

SenatorIvy
Mar 1, 2003

Bush lied, Kentucky Fried.

tithin posted:

drat ivy, jesus christ

This place gave me brain damage years before twitter and now I can't express sincere concern without first making a lovely joke. :(

HORSEPORN
Oct 7, 2008

juggalo baby coffin posted:

i'm kind of worried about how logan day is doing

i saw that weird post allegedly by her from kiwi farms again and it reads like her doing an intentionally lovely job of some damage control post lowtax demanded she do. i hope she is safe rn.

why else would she post on kiwi farms? thats the place lowtax really cares about, and if it was him posting as her why would he do such a lovely job of excusing himself?

opiates

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


HORSEPORN posted:

at least the site isn't run by someone so bitter about losing a fight to uwe boll that they beat three women though.

really makes you think

joshua moon is human poo poo tbh. i don't know if he's personally hurt anyone but if he hasn't it's a lack of opportunity not intent

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Blockhouse posted:

Uwe Boll in 2020: successful restaurateur

Lowtax in 2020: domestic abusing deadbeat dad pill-and-booze addict who owes the government 100k in back taxes

Government taking those back taxes out on his spine

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Good thing the library of congress already archived the important years of SA.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
IN THIS CORNER: Rude, crude and full of 'tude, weighing 16 tons and owin' nothin' to the company store, gents, clear an orderly queue through the forums for the sassiest, brassiest, pill-poppin' and boxing-losing funster to front since Oscar Wilde. He's got more missing discs and back bends than the White Cliffs of Dover. Mad - or just sad; only his spouses know for sure. Holler it up, Something Awful, cause there ain't nothin' spineless 'bout your champion.....RICH "LOWTAX" KYANKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

bird with big dick posted:

If you think kiwi farms "believes women" rather than "believes women if and only if they're saying something they want to hear" then you really gotta do some brain searching.

I hardly think this site is any better. If anything this place is probably worse when it comes to having an opinion about anything in 2020 (ironic, since it was supposed to be a comedy forum). I've read some of the SA related threads over there and never noticed any women hate. The Shmorky thread over there is gold, almost old school SA level.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Talk to y’all on discord my furriends

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



i see his spine is doing better, but he is using it to send nerve impulses to his body to do bad things.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Which mods and admin are good enough to have said that lowtax is a bad man and should stop being associated with these forums?

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

To whichever mods and admins stay on and ultimately end up banning everyone itt and elsewhere once lowrax comes out of his drunken stupor : you're cowards and lame as hell and you're actively helping to keep a website running whose literalky entire revenue stream goes to feeding and supporting 1 dude who keeps beating up vulnerable women.

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



We had a good run.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Blockhouse posted:

I've spent money on worse

this forum, for example

better things are possible. spend it on pogs

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

juggalo baby coffin posted:

i'm kind of worried about how logan day is doing

i saw that weird post allegedly by her from kiwi farms again and it reads like her doing an intentionally lovely job of some damage control post lowtax demanded she do. i hope she is safe rn.

why else would she post on kiwi farms? thats the place lowtax really cares about, and if it was him posting as her why would he do such a lovely job of excusing himself?

It reads like a KF troll making fun of people who think that Lowtax is innocent and there is some perfectly rational explanation of why multiple women now claimed he abused them.

Musluk
May 23, 2011



Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

this is kind of a cringe self-own, it's almost like your inability to differentiate "uninstall ur fuckin computer lol" from "IT'S lovely!!!! 10 YEARS!!!! DOESN'T MAKE IT GOOD!" also reflects your inability to differentiate a good UI from a bad one

lol you forgot 'RADIUM!!!' in your rant

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Shadowlz posted:

We had a good run.

yea

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Richter Scabies posted:

Between prowrestling and this it seems like all of my hobbies and interests are getting hella upturned and poo poo this is becoming a hell of a bitter pill.

You should try comics!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

Imagine leasing a GT-R in TYOL 2020. It's a 10 year old car.

Seriously. Like get a 911 turbo for less money. Or a Taycan 4S for less money. Or wait a while and get a mid engine Vette for way less money.

Every performance car I can think of is a better deal than leasing a 2020 GTR.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


Funk In Shoe posted:

To whichever mods and admins who stay on and ultimately end up banning everyone itt and elsewhere once lowrax comes out of his drunken stupor : you're cowards and lame as hell and you're actively helping to keep a website running whose literalky entire revenue stream goes to feeding and supporting 1 dude who keeps beating up vulnerable women.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I'm beginning to think Lowtax is actually just as bigoted as he was in 2001 and closing fyad was a PR move that Logan suggested

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WarMonger
Jun 13, 2001

Stuntman posted:

gross pic

What is that man doing to his anus?

WarMonger fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Jun 24, 2020

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