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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Just add a period in the middle of Columbus and tell everyone the town was named for famed military hero Col. Umbus.

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
It was named after the famous Colum Bus, which the settlers rode on from Plymouth.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/downsanddirty/status/1275253598457262081

https://twitter.com/Kappa_Kappa/status/1275543901378494465

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1275558467017859074

https://twitter.com/LucySomerset/status/1275017729947426816

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/1275496311102427136

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/aaronreynolds/status/1275287134203777030

I'm not telling you what the spoiler is, click the thread

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/1275578584707608588?s=21

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Martisaur_i_owo/status/1275271356381310976

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!



After all these years sometimes I still don’t get the internet

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/jodyavirgan/status/1275616059555487745

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/gravelinstitute/status/1275603153392721925?s=21

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Nice.

But also there are tons of absentee ballots this time, so I'd suggest waiting a week to celebrate.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Nice.

But also there are tons of absentee ballots this time, so I'd suggest waiting a week to celebrate.

it doesn't matter how long you wait, she'll never get 420% of the vote

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Nice.

But also there are tons of absentee ballots this time, so I'd suggest waiting a week to celebrate.

Sound advice in general, but in this specific instance I doubt that the person in second place (21%) is going to make up the the difference.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Her opponent could win some absentee votes, dropping her to an acceptable 69.420%

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1275629424189280257

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/aaronreynolds/status/1275287134203777030

I'm not telling you what the spoiler is, click the thread

this is about me and my boundary control issues

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

That's got to be a failure at making an ironic joke, right?

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
It's a successful joke because they're literally trying to make their voices heard at the ballot box. Cmon dude.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Ariong posted:

Sound advice in general, but in this specific instance I doubt that the person in second place (21%) is going to make up the the difference.

I was actually following this race because I only found out about the lady in 2nd place yesterday. She’s a Wall Street backed ex-Republican CNBC person who only moved to the area like a year ago.

She can get fuuuuuuuucked so hard.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Someone is shooting to be getfiscal 2.0

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


Uh, it’s not that great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJQjvZwvP0

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 08:48 on Jun 24, 2020

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

since a lot of people only check bookmarks, you should know that our admin, lowtax, has been credibly accused of abusing his partner.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3928980

please do what you believe to be ethical.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

T-man posted:

since a lot of people only check bookmarks, you should know that our admin, lowtax, has been credibly accused of abusing his partner.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3928980

please do what you believe to be ethical.

My main thread is already talking about moving to discord. Cant believe this might be the thing that kills the forums.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

We have a Discord set up: https://discord.gg/bkvRYGr

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/Shvartacus/status/1096871228390789120

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/GibsonMcFuck/status/1275773482077470723?s=19

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

T-man posted:

please do what you believe to be ethical.

What does this mean? What should I be doing as an ethical man?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Snowmankilla posted:

What does this mean? What should I be doing as an ethical man?

That’s on you. Follow your conscience.

As for me, I’ll be not giving Lowtax money ever again, hoping he’s willing to sell the forums to someone else, joining every goon discord I can find, and weighing my options for other places to make my dumb posts. I love all of you. Really.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


If I could destroy all of the internet but save SomethingAwful I would

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


That would probably be the end of this particular thread though. Sorry.

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

Ariong posted:

That’s on you. Follow your conscience.

As for me, I’ll be not giving Lowtax money ever again, hoping he’s willing to sell the forums to someone else, joining every goon discord I can find, and weighing my options for other places to make my dumb posts. I love all of you. Really.

Ok. Good. I keep reading this like I have given him more the. 20-30 dollars since 2000. I am fine to quit if there is another site as good as this. I don’t like Reddit anywhere near enough, and it is hard to check in once a day on discord.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





I mean, discord is a chatroom not a forum, it's a totally different experience. I think we should topple the statues of Richard K. and put Getfiscal in his place.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1261817004266151938

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/CoreyLaddo/status/1275901030979571712

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Hell, same.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005


Someone I know named her kid Helvetica and I think has never once used her full name. Just calls her Ella.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

I hope SA can be saved, since I need this thread to find good tweets. Where else can you find good tweets? There's lots on Reddit, but inexplicably they're racially segregated?? Ironically the worst place to find them seems to be twitter.com.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Horace posted:

I hope SA can be saved, since I need this thread to find good tweets. Where else can you find good tweets? There's lots on Reddit, but inexplicably they're racially segregated?? Ironically the worst place to find them seems to be twitter.com.

Cultivate your feed very carefully and you'll be seeing stuff like this in no time:
https://twitter.com/fruiteater2/status/1275343150974828546

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Horace posted:

I hope SA can be saved, since I need this thread to find good tweets. Where else can you find good tweets? There's lots on Reddit, but inexplicably they're racially segregated?? Ironically the worst place to find them seems to be twitter.com.

I certainly am not going to get on twitter to find tweets, that's for goddamned sure.

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

dialhforhero posted:

I certainly am not going to get on twitter to find tweets, that's for goddamned sure.

Don't worry, the 700 concurrent goon discords have you covered.

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