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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ikanreed posted:

I mean Israel already claims 95% of the region's water rights dooming Palestinians to be dependent on them for food.

"Arable land" is a meaningless term in the 21st century.

I don't think the israelis have the same definition of arable as we do


... i actually want to see the rest of the steps

Milo and POTUS has issued a correction as of 12:32 on Jun 24, 2020

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


my favorite part is you can see his fat rear end waddling away

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Unidentified TPUSA Shiny Guy


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What a fascinating person to look at

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


My man went to the Trump Academy for Standing like a Dipshit

former glory
Jul 11, 2011

He looks like another McPoyle brother.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Mantis42 posted:

Unidentified TPUSA Shiny Guy




Is that sweat on Giuliani’s shirt!? Wtf

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Syncopated posted:

Is that sweat on Giuliani’s shirt!? Wtf

it's a symmetrical pattern, so probably not sweat just a sartorial atrocity

but maybe it's really just sweat

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Every time a goon brought the Secret Service to Lowtax was praxis LOL.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Mantis42 posted:

Unidentified TPUSA Shiny Guy




https://twitter.com/theonion/status/504363843246882816

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Milo and POTUS posted:

... i actually want to see the rest of the steps


my best shot is:

penny arcade dickwolf strip controversy -> gamergate -> alt-right -> resurgent left -> Hillary managing to piss everyone off and losing to -> Trump!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Syncopated posted:

Is that sweat on Giuliani’s shirt!? Wtf

giuliani is a notable sweaty dude

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

cool dance moves posted:

My man went to the Trump Academy for Standing like a Dipshit

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

:eyepop:

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

oldie but that time nixon uncovered the smoking gun of espionage leaks for the algier hiss HUAC investigation in a pumpkin patch and they kept the microfilm hidden from public eye for 3 decades until it was revealed to be naval bookkeeping on the number of usable life rafts and fire extinguishers in certain fleets.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

dreamin of semen
Feb 22, 2013

MULTIPLICATION

Syncopated posted:

Is that sweat on Giuliani’s shirt!? Wtf

I believe Bulgakov's theory tbqh, this goes beyond sweaty and those pics seem to be from the same night, same pin and such

Bulgakov posted:

i had worked out a theory by working backwards in the pics that night. i believe he got a stain on his shirt in the middle of the evening and maybe tried washing it out in the bathroom sink like the confused old man he is but didnt think about needing it to dry out so he could get back to the party.

here's my theory and evidence backing it up

this photo was early on the night of the wet rude incident, when people were arriving etc and the staged ~red carpet~ style photo ops with your favorite trump adjacent ghouls were happening


here is later that night, some after dinner shmoozin if I remember right. also, theres nipple protruding.


now this im not sure about the order of this or the last and which was first. in the pic above the dessert stain or whatever coulda been hiding behind his tie but see below.


so old man rudy realized he had a problem. he made a mess of himself and the big late night cocktail party was gonna start soon! so he went to a sink, stripped down to no doubt his sleeveless ghabaghoul style undershirt and did some bathroom laundry.

eventually, he reemerged


and then later that evening a few spots on the shirt have dried more and that leads us to where this mystery all began.


i think it makes sense. its been so long tho and the other wet rudy pic is bad so its hard to really tell which is dryer and I cant remember the time order. but either way that's my theory of rudy's big soggy night. thanks for reading god bless!

a shameful, damp rudy

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Chapo Amber has a sister who at one point worked as a stripper, using the name "Amber"

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

After Obama won 2012 someone posted 5 pages of goatse in the old DnD election thread

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram



lol

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

dreamin of semen posted:

I believe Bulgakov's theory tbqh, this goes beyond sweaty and those pics seem to be from the same night, same pin and such


a shameful, damp rudy

lol thanks. Probably right that he had to have taken it off and soaked it, not even Rudy could get his entire collar that sweaty I guess.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Feldegast42 posted:

After Obama won 2012 someone posted 5 pages of goatse in the old DnD election thread

:patriot:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Feldegast42 posted:

After Obama won 2012 someone posted 5 pages of goatse in the old DnD election thread

That should be instant goldmine for a thread.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

small, gay and alone

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
That week when Beto discovered he could get some media attention by swearing

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

that time the forums glitched out mid-debate in LF and replicated a single person's post 300 times into 6 pages of spam

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

zegermans posted:

that time the forums glitched out mid-debate in LF and replicated a single person's post 300 times into 6 pages of spam

BUsh's Brain!!! over and over. Just post after post with a few confused posts in between.

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

A newspaper in Nuremburg, Germany called on its readers to help them identify and locate the elusive Turkish graffiti artist "Acab"

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Pharma start up Moderna made a press release saying their coronavirus vaccine worked on like five people and during the subsequent stock surge the CEO sold all of his shares.

rideANDxORdie
Jun 11, 2010

zegermans posted:

that time the forums glitched out mid-debate in LF and replicated a single person's post 300 times into 6 pages of spam

This happened so long ago and it can still make me laugh until it hurts whenever I see it

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

bio force ape posted:

being in elementary school in 1993 and being told on the playground by a fellow student that Waco stood for "Wicked Awesome Cookout" and not understanding

I never understood the outrage from Waco and the Ruby Ridge, who cares if a bunch of dumbass white people get killed by the federal government that's made in their image?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Chuka Umana posted:

Pharma start up Moderna made a press release saying their coronavirus vaccine worked on like five people and during the subsequent stock surge the CEO sold all of his shares.

It was obvious even from the press release that they were polishing a turd.

The investors deserved to get a haircut.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
When wikifeet dudes absolved AOC of having done a porn video

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Chuka Umana posted:

I never understood the outrage from Waco and the Ruby Ridge, who cares if a bunch of dumbass white people get killed by the federal government that's made in their image?

nah, they shouldn't have killed them. Add it to the clinton body count

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Hm, obviously the people killed by the government wanted to be killed by the government all along, im smart.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Janet Reno knew when to fold ‘em and died the week before 45’s election.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

more like Phuka Umama imo

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Platystemon posted:

Janet Reno knew when to fold ‘em and died the week before 45’s election.

Elian Gonzalez

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Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Accident Underwater posted:

When wikifeet dudes absolved AOC of having done a porn video

this is a genuine laugh and not a sad hah hah

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