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Xenomrph posted:Hey guys, what did I miss? Lowtax: Uh, mods, we can't have any dissenting opinions in GBS. I want you to probate posts from everyone. Mods: You heard the man. *goons slyly pass around info and as a consequence accidently trigger a forums meltdown* Also goons: Get away from her you FUCKMAN. *Lowtax is ejected and screams while floating into the void* Or something like that, anyway.
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This is rumor control. Here are the facts: Lowtax beats women and is a general shitbag.
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Jun 25, 2020 18:45
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We give you thanks, O' Lowtax. Your wife beating has come and the time is near for you to be judged. The apocalypse is upon us! Let us be ready! Let your mercy be just! Amen!
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Jun 25, 2020 19:34
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I admire his purity. An abuser... Unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality. I can't lie to you about these forums' chances, but... You have my sympathies.
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Jun 25, 2020 21:23
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Secreted.....secreted from what?
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Jun 26, 2020 00:41
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Lowtax (raises fists): I like to keep these handy, for close encounters... With women. Reene and Burt Sexual (in unison): I hear that.
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Jun 26, 2020 00:58
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Nuke it from offsite, just to be sure
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Jun 26, 2020 01:30
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Hello thread. If you're not watching the stream of Windows Movie House, it's showing Superior Firepower : Making 'Aliens' (2003). 
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Jun 30, 2020 05:47
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Vagabundo posted:Lowtax (raises fists): I like to keep these handy, for close encounters... With women. 
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Jun 30, 2020 05:53
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Guess she didn't like the cornbread either.
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Jun 30, 2020 06:46
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Shaocaholica posted:Do chest bursters not have acid blood or something? At most Jonesy could self sacrifice or flush it out but he's not a dog. I'd like to think Jonesy would treat the chestburster like a cat treats any other prey, snapping their neck (? spine? I dunno loving it up somehow) and leaving it for the crew to find, as an offering, versus ripping it to shreds which I suppose cats do also but I'm used to the farm cats I used to hang with, who would cleanly snap necks and leave things on doorsteps
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Code Jockey posted:I'd like to think Jonesy would treat the chestburster like a cat treats any other prey, snapping their neck (? spine? I dunno loving it up somehow) and leaving it for the crew to find, as an offering, versus ripping it to shreds The chestburster popped out of Kane, ran across the table, and jumped onto to floor. What they didn't show was Jonesy batting it around, tossing it up in the air for 15 minutes before knocking it up under the couch and wandering off to go barf in Ash's shoes.
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Jun 30, 2020 16:49
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We still thinking about Aliens (the movie) ITT?
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Jun 30, 2020 17:14
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I'm upset my thing joke didn't get any traction, that was sensible chuckle-worthy.
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Jun 30, 2020 17:15
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Iron Crowned posted:We still thinking about Aliens (the movie) ITT? I stood in front of my sliding glass door last night, hoping to get brutally owned by an alien from 2007, but it did not happen. I will try again tonight
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Jun 30, 2020 17:21
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Jay_Zombie posted:The chestburster popped out of Kane, ran across the table, and jumped onto to floor. That explains why the Alien leaves Jones alone when he finds him in the cat carrier later. Even fully contained, the Alien knows that Jones is not to be hosed with - killing machines recognize killing machines.
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Jun 30, 2020 17:30
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Xenomrph posted:That explains why the Alien leaves Jones alone when he finds him in the cat carrier later. Even fully contained, the Alien knows that Jones is not to be hosed with - killing machines recognize killing machines. I don't even consider myself a cat person, but I absolutely recognize that on a particular scale, they are near perfect predators, bordering on super powered. That gets them my respect.
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Jay_Zombie posted:I don't even consider myself a cat person, but I absolutely recognize that on a particular scale, they are near perfect predators, bordering on super powered. That gets them my respect. This is true, I saw an episode of Nova or Nature about it.
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Iron Crowned posted:This is true, I saw an episode of Nova or Nature about it. The fact that they can be sadistic assholes that toy with their prey before killing it, is just icing on the cake. 
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Jun 30, 2020 17:51
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This is the greatest thing ever. “Aboard the USCSS Nostromo, Jonesy leads a simple life enjoying The Company cat food and chasing space rodents. Until one day, his cryostasis catnap is rudely interrupted. The humans have a new pet and it’s definitely not housetrained.”
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lol
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Jay_Zombie posted:The fact that they can be sadistic assholes that toy with their prey before killing it, is just icing on the cake. Dead loving serious, there are three species on earth that kill for reasons other than defense or food: humans, dolphins, and the common housecat. They are literally nature’s serial killers.
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Jun 30, 2020 18:24
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Jonesy should've been a character in the AvP arcade game, but perhaps he'd be too powerful DLC for Alien: Isolation maybe?
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Jun 30, 2020 18:39
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Cats don't always kill things for fun, sometimes they kill things for practice so they can kill things in more fun ways in the future Also they don't have to obey the laws of physics. I've seen my cat do some jet li bullshit just playing around with his toys. I swear to God they can do straight up smash bros double jumps
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Cats also don’t have any bones, in actuality they’re amorphous blobs with some cartilage that gives them a vaguely cat-like shape sometimes.
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purple death ray posted:Cats don't always kill things for fun, sometimes they kill things for practice so they can kill things in more fun ways in the future My cat once took the shape of a small Chinese style dragon and intercepted a thrown remote control, thus cementing the grudge she has against my roommate to this very day.
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AvPClassic is $1.25 on Steam right now, anyone who doesn't have it and wants to play it has no excuse not to pick it up.  In fact, the next 4 people who want it, PM me your Steam details and I'll hook you up. Note: please only take advantage of this offer if you actually intend to play the game.
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https://www.ign.com/articles/alien-predator-marvel-comics-xenomorph-iron-man-avengers Marvel gets the license to Aliens and Predator.
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Keltar posted:https://www.ign.com/articles/alien-predator-marvel-comics-xenomorph-iron-man-avengers This was inevitable - why would Disney outsource comics for something they own when they have their own in-house comic studio? They did the same thing for Star Wars.
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Jul 3, 2020 01:48
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Hold on, hold on just a second. This franchise has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
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I don't give a poo poo what anyone says I love superhero movies. Marvel did an excellent job with the stuff they did and the Alien franchise can't possibly get any worse with them behind the wheel. I mean, assuming they actually make movies with it.
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Can't wait for a 20 movie PG13 Aliens franchise. Let's run this poo poo into the ground
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Oh poo poo. I forgot about the whole PG-13 is the best mass market bullshit.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I don't give a poo poo what anyone says I love superhero movies. Marvel did an excellent job with the stuff they did and the Alien franchise can't possibly get any worse with them behind the wheel. I HATE most superhero movies but you're right, I don't see how they could gently caress the IP up more.
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frankly i would rather get prom3theus than a hundred mass appeal alien movies with quippy josh whedon dialogue.
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Keltar posted:https://www.ign.com/articles/alien-predator-marvel-comics-xenomorph-iron-man-avengers Tight. I'm still holding out for that Neil Blomkamp-directed Aliens sequel that was supposed to have Michael Biehn and Carrie Henn onboard before it evaporated. I mean, the guy only really knows how to write one movie, but he sure does love cool future guns and tech and that stuff would be right at home in an Aliens sequel.
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You guys are losing sight of the reality around Alien movies. There are only two. Alien (1979) and Aliens (1986). I don't know why people insist that there are other movies. This is so nuts. I mean, listen - listen to what you're saying. It's paranoid delusion. How - It's really sad. It's pathetic.
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The Zombie Guy posted:You guys are losing sight of the reality around Alien movies. You know zombie guy, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them ruining franchises over a Goddamn percentage.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Its true whoever mentioned seeing the sequel first torches the suspense of the original, NEVER allow friends or loved ones to suffer such a fate. Can confirm. I let my 9 year old watch Alien tonight and it was crazy cool watching him go from bored to death to biting his pillow. He liked to poo poo during the escape pod reveal and tension payoff was totally worth it. Aliens he'll probably like more but without the setup it wouldn't work and he was in NO HURRY to watch the sequel believe it or not.
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So does that make the Alien Queen a disney princess?
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