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Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

I will ask at my local library if they get the good tweets.

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

ultrafilter posted:

Cultivate your feed very carefully and you'll be seeing stuff like this in no time:
https://twitter.com/fruiteater2/status/1275343150974828546

https://twitter.com/sandy_buny/status/1275582745016586240

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Shawpsych/status/1275932280679251973

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/DevinCow/status/1276007860439138304

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mmasnick/status/1275908445032427524

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

That is very sad

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

This is what happens when little goons don't find SA first :(

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

jojoinnit posted:

This is what happens when little goons don't find SA first :(

Also someone who doesn’t know what lube is.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

jojoinnit posted:

This is what happens when little goons don't find SA first :(

Ya, could be wailing on their wives instead of wailing on their hogs.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

CleverHans posted:

Ya, could be wailing on their wives instead of wailing on their hogs.

Nah, those are just the king's privileges and it's Bastille Day anyway.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

subpar anachronism posted:

Someone I know named her kid Helvetica and I think has never once used her full name. Just calls her Ella.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqfSqUuo7Ms

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1275992610293846017?s=21

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Methinks the hubby wants less access to bewbs during sexytimes if that's how he really feels

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Going on my hollibobs with the hubster and the rest of the famalam.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

zedprime posted:

Methinks the hubby wants less access to bewbs during sexytimes if that's how he really feels

Now that’s adulting

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

gently caress, I have to end this











But



It



Gets




Heavier.








zoux
Apr 28, 2006

George Wallace is cool. The comedian not the Governor.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
Okay, so did anyone have MEGALIGHTNING on their 2020 bingo cards?

https://twitter.com/wmo/status/1276184998358519808?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

There's another offsite war happening not involving SA

https://twitter.com/JimSwiftDC/status/1276223056789340161

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

zoux posted:

There's another offsite war happening not involving SA

https://twitter.com/JimSwiftDC/status/1276223056789340161

How is this not just gonna compete with gab? Seems like all the people who leave Twitter say the reason is that it doesn't allow enough Nazis despite allowing most of the Nazis.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

jojoinnit posted:

How is this not just gonna compete with gab? Seems like all the people who leave Twitter say the reason is that it doesn't allow enough Nazis despite allowing most of the Nazis.

Gab is a failure and soon Parler will be as well.

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1276200378296664066

There will be nary an ownable lib on parler, so what's the point if you're a conservative.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

zoux posted:

Gab is a failure and soon Parler will be as well.

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1276200378296664066

There will be nary an ownable lib on parler, so what's the point if you're a conservative.

He's only going there because there's not a "share to Parler" button for him to accidentally click on porn videos when he's browsing on 9/11

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

jojoinnit posted:

How is this not just gonna compete with gab? Seems like all the people who leave Twitter say the reason is that it doesn't allow enough Nazis despite allowing most of the Nazis.

Gab let the mask slip too much and got blacklisted by every major payment processor, they're hanging on by a thread begging for Bitcoins now. Now the cycle begins again with Parler.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/Jenwifonen/status/1276158656313163777

Haha

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sure, he could have been wearing a mask while contracting it.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

jojoinnit posted:

How is this not just gonna compete with gab? Seems like all the people who leave Twitter say the reason is that it doesn't allow enough Nazis despite allowing most of the Nazis.

Parler's terms of use state that the users are responsible for funding their defence if Parler get's sued. So this has the potential to be hilarious.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1275916651762868225

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Patrick Spens posted:

Parler's terms of use state that the users are responsible for funding their defence if Parler get's sued. So this has the potential to be hilarious.

I have a feeling that would ba an unenforceable clause.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1276249910505992192

Seems to be going great

https://twitter.com/WhitStillman/status/1275898543027507201

zoux has a new favorite as of 21:28 on Jun 25, 2020

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

zoux posted:

George Wallace is cool. The comedian not the Governor.

I unfortunately have to look at the pic each time when I see his name to confirm. Even though lovely Wallace is long dead.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/ratemyskyperoom/status/1276253424867303440?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I don't even like Van Halen but who the gently caress thinks Sammy Hagar was better than DLR

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Yeah I mean, dude smashed himself in the face with a metal rod during a Kimmel taping and just went on with the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib3nuHsiG_Y&t=155s

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I like Van Halen, not Van Hagar!

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

freeedr posted:

gently caress, I have to end this











But



It



Gets




Heavier.










Is Twitter George Wallace really George Wallace? I struggle to believe his old rear end is so drat good at this.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/DrGABaines/status/1275842961209798656

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/robwhisman/status/1276198753079197696

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/wendellpotter/status/1276158516286324737?s=21

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

jojoinnit posted:

How is this not just gonna compete with gab? Seems like all the people who leave Twitter say the reason is that it doesn't allow enough Nazis despite allowing most of the Nazis.

What I'd like to know is why they're leaving now - Parler's been around for two years and has been explicitly about their brand of hate the whole time. What was the tipping point?

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Is Twitter George Wallace really George Wallace? I struggle to believe his old rear end is so drat good at this.

I saw him remoted Into a podcast the other day and he was still sharp and funny as hell

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